Yakubu is anxious, Everton is a two-striker, but looking at the goal statistics, he is not the same striker.

If a striker doesn't score, he's wasted.

"Don, you have to help me, we are partners."

……

……

Yakubu turned on Tang Seng mode, and Tang Zhenglong was almost annoyed.

"Don, you can't be so selfish."

This sentence can make Tang Zhenglong angry, every ball Lao Tzu scores is on his own, what is the relationship with selfishness and a dime?

"How am I being selfish? My goals are all self-created. ”

"I know, but you can't leave me alone."

“……”

Don't think that if you look naïve, I won't dare to hit you.

"Okay, I promise, I will pass it on to you if I have the chance."

Tang Zhenglong was a little unhappy.

Suddenly.

"I wonder what the effect of God's Curse will be on Yakubu?"

Tang Zhenglong is ready to try.

*****

Alonso is the brain of Liverpool's midfield, he controls Liverpool's attacking line, the ball moves left and right, tearing apart Everton's defence.

Benayoun broke down the flank and suddenly reversed the triangle backpass, and the Everton player recovered a little too much, and then turned his head to see that Gerrard was in front of the penalty area.

Gerrard's range within 30 meters is what he is best at, but this time Gerrard did not choose violence, but curled the ball to the goal.

Howard wasn't fooled and lightly wrapped his arms to hold the ball.

Then Howard staged a god-level pass, and a big foot was sent directly to Yakubu's feet.

The American touched his bald head, "How else can I kick so accurately?" ”

Yakubu wanted to score too much and was ready to make a big miracle and volleyed straight from the penalty line.

Bang!

The ball hits the goalpost.

Just when Yakubu felt that he was unlucky enough, he didn't expect that Tang Zhenglong made up the ball into the empty goal.

……

Yakubu's small universe was shattered.

His long-range shot hit the goalpost, forget it, and it was cheaper than Tang Zhenglong.

……

All right!

"GOOOOOOAL, TANG ZHENGLONG HAS SCORED 16 GOALS IN THE LEAGUE, YAKUBU HAS TO COME ON."

If Yakubu heard this, he would probably be beaten up.

Tang Zhenglong snickered in his heart when he saw Yakubu's unlucky face.

"God's curse is so fun."

After 0-2, the smell of gunpowder in the derby came out.

Liverpool fans and Everton fans began to curse at each other, and the stadium became noisy.

However, the referee is also prepared, after all, everyone knows the popularity of the derby, and the referee requires the managers of the two teams to control their fans, otherwise they will bear the consequences.

David Moyes gestured down into the stands and the Everton man calmed down, as they were the ones who were ahead.

Benitez, on the other hand, seems to be distracted, he cares about the situation on the pitch.

Soon, the smoke spread to the court.

After a fierce scramble, Jagielka and Mascherano came up on top.

This is not accidental, the actions of the two people seem to be "going to cause trouble", a five-five ball, both sides deliberately do not close their legs, and the hard bridge and hard horse collide together.

And it seems that the previous conflicts were all foreplay, and after falling, the two are like springs under their buttocks, and they burst out in an instant, looking for each other to fight the bull.

"Don, come on, there's a fight."

When the derby comes to this, it's needle-to-point.

"Why do you want me to go up, when I was bullied, you were all calm."

"Tang, that's different, you're an old drama bone."

Tang Zhenglong really wants to slap Lee Carsley's big fat face, is this still human talk?

'There was a clash between the two sides and the atmosphere in the derby was too intense.

In the Premier League, the derby that does not clash is embarrassed to show people, and it seems that the derby must be full of gunsmoke.

Giagielka and Mascherano are trash-talking to each other.

Both sides are sincerely greeting each other's mothers and the rest of the family's female compatriots.

Tang Zhenglong came over slowly, and saw that the referee was about to take out the cards.

"Oh no, this is going to sweep a lot of it."

Tang Zhenglong thought, "What will happen if the curse of the gods is applied to the referee?" ”

The players on both sides were stunned, but they didn't expect the referee to be resolute, not even saying a word, and directly raising their cards.

The referee pretended to be X, thinking: "I'm the real boss on the court, what are you?" ”

Suddenly, everyone felt that something was wrong, what kind of card was this in the referee's hand?

It's not a yellow card, it's not a red card, it looks like ...... Playing card!

"Referee, what card are you?"

"Yellow card, are you blind?"

……

Someone timidly said, "Referee, you'd better confirm it." ”

The referee felt insulted.

"I've never seen you so skinny, it's a yellow card."

As soon as the words fell, the referee himself was dumbfounded.

"Playing cards?"

This referee usually likes to play a handful, so he often carries the playing cards with him, but he didn't expect it......

After a brief silence, I don't know who was the first to let out a pop, and then I couldn't hold it back.

The players on both sides were nervous, but at this point they laughed together, and Giagielka and Mascherano laughed so much that they supported each other.

The referee was so embarrassed that he felt like he didn't have any clothes on.

At this time, he was too embarrassed to play his cards again, and even his majesty as a judge on the court was gone.

He may be the first referee in the history of football to show a playing card to a player.

"It's so much fun."

"System, I have a strange idea, what if I use the curse of God on you?"

"Your points may be wiped out."

“……”

Tang Zhenglong had a black question mark on his face.

"Don't be so ruthless, I'm just kidding."

Miraculously, after this incident, the anger of both parties disappeared, because the playing card always appeared in their heads.

Tang Zhenglong was about to continue to make a bad move, when "Tang Seng" came again.

"Don, why do you think I'm so unlucky, that ball is obviously mine, I didn't expect ......"

Tang Zhenglong doesn't want to listen to it anymore, this guy has negative energy every day.

"It's just a little bit closer, 10 centimeters further in, and the ball will go in."

"Don, do you think I will be terminated by Everton if I continue like this?"

Tang Zhenglong endures.

Bear with me.

Bear with me.

In the end, Tang Zhenglong couldn't hold back.

"Don't nag in my ear, I'm not your father, what does it matter to me if you can't score a goal."

Unexpectedly, Yakubu was scolded and cried by Tang Zhenglong.

……

Tang Zhenglong's face was black.

There is a saying - crying like a fat man of 200 pounds, this should be Yakubu.

Tang Zhenglong could only comfort Yakubu.

"You see if this is good, I will definitely give you an assist in this game, otherwise I won't be called Tang Zhenglong."

"And what's your name?"

“……”

"My surname is Ya Zhenglong."

"Tang, I don't have a surname Ya."

Tang Zhenglong almost vomited three liters of blood, and waved his hand to let him leave.

When you enter the system, you can only buy an assist skill, otherwise you will really be annoyed by him.