"The league has been played until 13 rounds."

'Chelsea scored 19 goals as a team, and Tang Zhenglong scored 21 alone.

"I don't know if Mourinho is crying at home now, if he hadn't loaned Tang Zhenglong out, then the current Chelsea manager would still be Portuguese."

The commentary was praising Tang Zhenglong, but on the court, Tang Zhenglong disappeared again.

Tang Zhenglong can't be blamed for this.

The stands at Stamford Bridge were too close to the pitch, and there were a few domineering-looking girls sitting not far away.

The headlights and rear of the car were very proud, and the sense of pride that could not be concealed attracted Tang Zhenglong to take a few more looks.

The girl also found that Tang Zhenglong was watching herself, so she pulled her clothes down a little bit, maybe the court was too hot.

"Hey, your eyes are popping out."

Tang Zhenglong saw that it was a linesman.

"Oops, there's dust drifting into my eyes, referee, you blow it for me."

The linesman rolled his eyes, you are obviously looking at the girl, am I stupid or am I blind?

At this moment, there was a ding.

Task: Teach Drogba a line from "Infernal Affairs" to be sincere.

Bonus: Drogba possessed once.

Punishment: Schultz possessed once.

……

Tang Zhenglong covered his chest and vomited three liters of blood, the sadness and despair that 10,000 girls couldn't get back.

Is the African Andy Lau stalk so fun?

Besides, Scholz is all punishment now? He's so rotten?

"Master, imagine that you are as bald as he is."

……

"Then I might as well die."

The most classic line in "Infernal Affairs" is, of course, Andy's sentence - I didn't have a choice before, but now I want to be a good person.

But the question arises again?

Why did Drogba get nervous after himself?

*****

"Drogba."

"Drogba."

Drogba dribbled continuously, but in the end the ball was broken.

"Didier should change his style of play, maybe the unreasonable protrusion of the Premier League is no longer effective."

"Not everyone is Sendros, after all."

Drogba hammered the turf hard, to be fair, Drogba's basic skills are not so good, but in the past his strong body was enough to crush him, but at the beginning of this season, Drogba felt that he had grown a pair of wooden feet.

The feeling of shooting is very wooden, often opportunities are created, and the last kick is still not able to grasp the opportunity.

Drogba got up from the lawn.

Suddenly, someone came to my ear - "I didn't have a choice before, but now I want to be a good person." ”

……

You don't need to turn your head to know that it is Tang Zhenglong.

"Why does this guy always talk to me in Chinese, and I'm not Chinese!"

Drogba turned and left.

Tang Zhenglong was stunned for a moment.

"I'm pretending to be X like this, don't you ask me what I'm talking about?"

"Hey, Didier, don't you want to know what I just said?"

"I don't want to."

"No wonder you can't score."

As soon as these words came out, Drogba was a little angry in his heart.

"What do you mean?"

"Do you know why I've scored so many goals?"

"Don't tell me it has something to do with that sentence?"

"That's right!!"

Drogba rolled his eyes.

"Don, I know you like to play tricks on people, stay away from me."

……

Tang Zhenglong was embarrassed for a while.

"Well, I'll admit it's useless, but I really have a way to get you to score."

"What's the solution?"

Drogba will be skeptical, if one person can score so many goals, maybe there really is something to do.

Tang Zhenglong whispered in Drogba's ear: "I'll only tell you one person, you must not tell anyone else." ”

"Uh-huh."

"This method is the underwear transfer method."

Drogba's face turned green, and Tang Zhenglong became more and more excited the more he talked.

"It's very smart, I relied on this trick to transport, I was about to leave Europe, you try."

Drogba wanted to vomit blood.

But he's from Africa, and there are a lot of ancient but strange legends in Africa, could it be true?

"It's dirty, isn't it?"

"You can use the new one, but it must be around 12 o'clock at night."

"Why?"

"How do I know? I also learned it from Maradona. ”

Burst!!

Drogba is half-convinced, a goalscorer who doesn't score for a long time will really go crazy.

"Okay, now follow me, I didn't have a choice before, now I want to be a good person."

"Don, you should know we'll be teammates next year, right?"

"Yes."

"If you lie to me, next year at Chelsea, I'll let you pick up soap every day."

……

Tang Zhenglong's face turned green, and he said with a smile on his face: "I can't lie to you, it's 100% effective." ”

Ding.

Mission accomplished.

"Master, reward you with Drogba's possession."

Tang Zhenglong estimated that the effect of this skill was to rampage like Drogba to crush the opponent's backline.

Tang Zhenglong glanced at the kraft candy-like Essien, and smiled in his heart.

"Joey Yung, I'm here."

*****

Essien has already figured out Tang Zhenglong, slippery like a loach, but his ability to fight is basically scum.

The ball was at the feet of Tang Zhenglong, and Essien blocked his forward line.

But unexpectedly, Tang Zhenglong took the ball straight to Essien.

"Broken head?"

It's like a train driver seeing a bicycle crashing into the opposite one.

Essien caught up, although he was a teammate next season, but now he is his own master, and he doesn't mind knocking Tang Zhenglong apart directly.

The moment the two people touched, Essien was dumbfounded, this didn't feel right!

Subsequently, Essien was ejected.

This scene dumbfounded the commentary.

"Is Essien there to take care of his future teammates? This fall is too fake. ”

After breaking through the past, Tang Zhenglong faced Carvalho directly.

Just when Carvalho was guessing what Tang Zhenglong would do, Tang Zhenglong was unreasonable again.

Carvalho couldn't even pull his hand.

Chelsea fans seem to be out of order, how did Tang Zhenglong take Drogba's script.

After the crushing is done.

Shots from the right side of the box must go in.

Tang Zhenglong shot with a shot, Cudicini surrendered, and the ball burst into the goal.

"He completed Drogba's breakthrough and completed Drogba's goal, Tang Zhenglong...... GOOOOOO AL！！ ”

If Drogba knew what "Forgetting Love Water" meant, it is estimated that he would hum it himself without Tang Zhenglong's teaching at this time.

Grant was stunned for several seconds.

Tang Zhenglong is provocative, he actually scored a goal in the way of Drogba, and the most strange thing is that Essien is so cooperative?

It seems that Tang Zhenglong has not only overridden Moyes, he has also overridden Chelsea's coaching staff.

Grant immediately called Essien over and angrily scolded, "What's going on? Tang Zhenglong actually bounced you away. ”

"How many pounds does he have, how many pounds do you have?"

"It's not in line with the laws of physics."

Essien looked confused, he really didn't know, and he really didn't release the water.