Chapter 0034: Teasing Auntie
Hearing Yu Bingru's question, Xing Zhiying chuckled in her heart, and said reluctantly: "How can there be any young man, don't you allow me to read it from a book?" Speaking of which, Sister Yu, you are walking with Brother Qi, this is called bringing the young man to swagger through the market, and it is impossible to beat a rake upside down. ”
Yu Bingru smiled and said, "A rake? I'm still in the palm of my hand. Okay, don't hide, I'll tell you seriously, those bastard books written by sour and rotten literati will only teach people to learn badly, you should read less in the future, and talk to Xing Lao more about the family heirloom of the Sword Pavilion. ”
Xing Zhiying's expression froze, and she returned to her seat in a daze, and pouted while continuing to comb: "Even Sister Yu, you came to make fun of me, in fact, I usually work really hard, but today I just accidentally suffered a small loss, so don't help grandpa beat me again, okay?" ”
Yu Bingru's heart moved, and he said with a smile: "It's hard work, isn't it?" Then you might as well explain to me why Liu Lingfei's silver snake bone whip had been soaked in fire-proofing medicine before, but in the end it was still burned into a pile of ashes by the Samadhi True Fire? ”
Xing Zhiying frowned slightly, lowered her head and said in a deep voice: "At that time, the fire happened to be the location where Grandpa had hit with the Hammer of the Dead Star God, could it be that Grandpa's hammer had broken the outer fire avoidance layer, but it was not visible from the appearance for the time being?" ”
Yu Bingru shook his head and said, "No, if that hammer shatters the fire-avoiding layer, the whip should have burned as soon as it entered the heavenly furnace, and it won't start to smoke until Liu Lingfei catches it." Xing Zhiying also felt reasonable when she heard this, but after thinking for a while, she didn't have a more reasonable explanation, so she could only say vaguely:
"In short, it must be because of that hammer, Sister Yu, you wait for me to think about it, and I'll reply to you tomorrow."
Yu Bingru said: "Okay, you secretly asked Xing Lao at night, and you will reply to me tomorrow." ”
Xing Zhiying's face turned red, and she was inexplicably embarrassed and heard Yu Bingru chuckle again: "According to my opinion, Xing Lao's hammer shook the snake bone inside with soft strength, so that there was a tiny gap between the snake bone and the outer layer. Although the true fire of samadhi cannot burn through the fire shelter, the heat in it can penetrate the cracks and finally destroy the silver snake bone from the inside out. ”
Xing Zhiying was skeptical when she heard this, and couldn't help but sneer: "Sister Yu, what do you mean...... Grandpa deliberately wanted to make that Liu Gongzi make a fool of himself? This...... You guessed right and didn't say it, but why did grandpa deal with Liu Gongzi? ”
Yu Bingru was in the way for a while, paused and said squarely: "In short, the person surnamed Liu is not a decent gentleman, and this time he is obedient and ugly in public, it is difficult to guarantee that he will not hold a grudge against the Sword Pavilion, so Sister Ying, you should stay away from this person in the future, and don't provoke him again." ”
Xing Zhiying heard her solemnly, and she could only nod and say, "Hmm...... I have written it down, but why did Brother Pangda let Liu Gongzi go to the palace to seek an errand at that time, it seems that he has to throw away the blade cleanly, is it true that the masters in the palace are not allowed to use the blade? ”
Yu Bingru was laughing when he heard this, and said with shame: "That's bastard talk!" Sister Ying, your good daughter's family, don't learn from those boring men talking nonsense, otherwise what will others hear? ”
Xing Zhiying ate a meal for nothing, and was stunned before she said aggrievedly: "People don't know that it's a bastard, not to mention Sister Yu, you are not also a daughter's family, why can you understand what that sentence means?" ”
Yu Bingru was stunned for a moment, and said with a wry smile: "Sister Ying, you are a young lady raised in the deep boudoir, why do you have to come with me to say goodbye to this sign?" I'll be waiting for you later...... If you go out and practice more, you will probably be able to understand. ”
Xing Zhiying sighed, and said with a smile: "Then Sister Yu, let's talk about it, next time you go out to practice, you must come and call me, we two heroines walk the rivers and lakes together, it's very interesting to think about it." ”
Yu Bingru shook his head and smiled: "What's the point of walking the rivers and lakes with me, next time I hear that Uncle Long is going out to practice, I will pass the book to you as soon as possible, and it is only serious that the two of you are close and close." ”
Xing Zhiying's cheeks were dizzy, and she said ashamedly and angrily: "Sister Yu, don't make fun of me about this anymore, okay?" I really don't want to marry your Uncle Long, and then again, do you want to call me 'Aunt Shi'? ”
Yu Bingru helped her comb her hair bun while holding back a smile: "The life of the parents, the words of the matchmaker, even if you don't want to, what can you do?" Sister Ying, you still have to accept your fate, our Uncle Long is a genius, and it is not an insult to you. ”
Xing Zhiying's heart was so confused that she couldn't make a sound for a while. Yu Bingru only said that she was shy, and shook a green jade hairpin for her, looked at Fang from afar and said with satisfaction: "It's done, you shouldn't be able to see that your hair has just been burned, Sister Ying, let's go back." ”
Xing Zhiying paused slightly, but said astringently: "Sister Yu, you go first, and I'll sort it out briefly." ”
Yu Bingru didn't know what was really going on in her heart, so she had to nod and said, "Okay, then I'll go first, Sister Ying, you should hurry up." ”
As soon as she walked with her front feet, she saw a figure come out from under the bed, and complained while moving her muscles: "Okay, my eldest lady, I was flirting with Senior Sister Yu and scolding her, and I forgot that I Qi someone was still hiding below, and I didn't even dare to come out?" ”
Xing Zhiying glanced at him, lowered his head and said faintly: "You must have heard all the words I said to Sister Yu just now, right?" ”
The person hiding under the bed was naturally Qi Xuegu, and when he heard this, he said haha: "Of course I didn't miss a word for it, cough...... In short, congratulations to Miss Xing for tying the knot with Long Zhuangyuan, but I, Qi, have not officially joined the Kunlun sect, so don't you want me to call you 'aunt'. ”
Xing Zhiying looked at him with a nonchalant look, and felt even more sad in his heart, Qi Xuegu also felt that the atmosphere was different, and the smile on his face gradually became stiff. There was silence in the boudoir, but I don't know how many thoughts were flowing in the dark.
Yu Bingru returned to the front yard, and saw that only Mu Yun and Xiao Lei were left in the banquet, but the three immortals of Zhongnan and their four disciples were nowhere to be found, so he said to Mu Yun in surprise: "What's the matter with junior brother, what about the colorless real people?" ”
Mu Yun laughed dryly and said, "Senior sister, you should ask Xiao Lei, he knows best." ”
Yu Bingru turned his gaze to Xiao Lei again, only to see him grin and smile: "The saber of the foodie real person was also destroyed in Xing Lao's hand just now, probably because he felt that his face was dull, so he urinated in advance." ”
Yu Bingru observed the words and looks, and had his own fixed opinion in his heart, and sighed lightly at the moment: "You two little slippery heads will cause trouble, even if the three immortals of Zhongnan really act inappropriately, but after all, they are the real people of the Xuanmen who were enshrined by the imperial court, how dare you offend others casually with your qualifications?" ”