Chapter 481: Trash Teammates

Tang Zhenglong looked at Pizarro with strange eyes.

To put it simply, this look has transcended friendship, and Pizarro is uncomfortable.

"Hahaha, Drogba didn't play, and the stalk of Andy Lau in Africa will be invalid."

Tang Zhenglong still clearly remembers the last time he faced Chelsea in the league, and the strange tasks assigned by the system really made people vomit blood.

"Master, don't be complacent, I may also assign other tasks."

"Hahaha, I've seen it, and Joey Yung is not here."

In this game, Grant arranged the double midfielders of Ballack and Mikel, and Essien did not enter the starting lineup.

Pizarro couldn't hold back and leaned over.

"Don, is there something on my face?"

"Nope."

"Then why are you looking at me like that?"

"It's nothing, Claudio, I've heard of your name since I was in the Bundesliga, and it's a pleasure to play against you."

"Really?" Pizarro was skeptical, Tang Zhenglong could be so good?

After the game began, Barak leaned over, and Tang Zhenglong took a look at it and just showed off his German.

"Hi Michael, hello."

Barak glanced at Tang Zhenglong and ignored him at all.

"Let's talk, I haven't spoken German in a long time."

Barak still glanced at Tang Zhenglong.

"The Germans are so cold." Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.

From the start of the game, Chelsea dominated the game and led in terms of possession.

The ball is at Ballack's feet.

Chelsea's wings fly together.

Joe Cole on the left and Wright Jr. on the right immediately plugged in, and Pizarro also started to run.

Ballack was at the heart of Germany's midfield and was keen to spot the ball on Wright's side.

Ballack sent the ball past and ran forward on his own so that he could form two flanking points with Pizarro.

Tang Zhenglong looked at it and ignored me, right?

Well, I'll defend you.

"Michael, wait for me."

"Michael, who is your favorite German actress? I think German supermodel Heidi Krum is beautiful, how about you? ”

Barak was angry, others learn German for communication, and Tang Zhenglong learns German well to harass others?

"Michael, let's have dinner after the game."

Barak was furious, but he couldn't help it, he could only hold back.

Little Wright saw that the points in the forbidden area were very messy, and it could only be a miracle.

A kick to the ground and sent into the penalty area.

Barak flew out with a flying shovel, and when Tang Zhenglong saw it, he also followed the flying shovel out.

"Tang Zhenglong touched the ball first." The narrator took a look.

But after the ball touched Tang Zhenglong's foot, a broken line occurred, and it actually reached the back point, and Pizarro just caught up at this time.

"This ball...... Turned into an assist? ”

Pizarro slotted the ball comfortably into the back post.

Tang Zhenglong Khan is dead, oolong assists!

The Stamford Bridge fans began to shout in unison: "Tang Zhenglong, I love you. ”

"Tang Zhenglong, I love you."

"Hahaha, let's listen to what the home fans are shouting, Tang Zhenglong is really from Chelsea, and his heart is still towards his boss."

Barak smiled and patted Tang Zhenglong, "What did you just say?" Who is my favourite German female celebrity? ”

"I like Diane Crueger."

Tang Zheng's dragon eyes are full of gold stars.

"I don't want to talk now, I just want to cry."

Chelsea were celebrating the goal as Everton team-mates ran over to tease Tang.

'Don, we know you're from Chelsea, but that's too obvious.'

"Obviously you're big, I was careless, I only got an own goal to defend Ballack."

"Really? Your footwork is so accurate, maybe you did it on purpose. ”

"Get out!! I love Everton, believe it or not, but I love Everton very much. ”

"Don, go back, Edith will punish you for kneeling on the floor."

……

Tang Zhenglong really wanted to jump up and beat these beast teammates, not only did he not comfort himself, but he also made fun of himself.

Moyes, who was on the sidelines, motioned for Tang Zhenglong to come over.

"Boss, I didn't mean to."

"I believe in you."

"Thank you, Boss, for your trust."

However, Moyes's next sentence made Tang Zhenglong vomit blood again.

"If you did it on purpose, Edith won't spare you."

……

"Is this meme fun?"

The game continued, and after the goal, Ballack was in a better mood, and this time it was his turn to take the initiative to chat with Tang Zhenglong.

"Don, what other German female celebrities do you like? We can communicate. ”

Barak smiled like a flower.

"I'm sorry, but I don't speak German well."

"Hehe, don't be like this, if you hadn't run with me, you wouldn't have had such a beautiful assist."

Tang Zhenglong put on a poker face and refused to talk to Barak.

Soon, Chelsea's attack made a comeback and the ball was given to Joe Cole.

For Joe Cole, many people's deepest impression is that in the 2006 World Cup, Joe Cole scored a shocking long-range shot against Sweden, which can be said to be one of the most glorious moments of his life.

Joe Cole dribbled the ball on the wing, Pizarro suddenly ran from the middle of the box to the right, and he immediately disrupted Everton's defence, while Ballack and Wright Jr. also rushed into the box.

Just when everyone thought Joe Cole would deliver a cross, he suddenly chose to cut inside and fired a blast into the near corner of the goal.

Howard was unprepared for this, and the ball flew almost straight without any spin.

Howard pounced on the limit, but the ball was like Hu Yifei beating Zeng Xiaoxian, and it went in without suspense.

GOOOOOOAL!!!

Moyes's face was a little ugly.

It was only 20 minutes into the first half, and it was already 0-2, although Chelsea was strong, but they were not weak.

"It's all Bill's megalomaniacs, I said we could only win one championship, he had to win them all, how could this be!!"

"Joe Cole's long-range shot was so beautiful that maybe his teammates didn't expect it."

“GOOOOOAL!!”

Grant's face widened.

Although the gold content of the league cup championship is not as good as the league championship, it is also a trophy, and it is still good to brag about it.

When Tang Zhenglong was depressed, these beast teammates came again.

"Don, what's the matter with you, it's 0-2."

I'll it!!

Tang Zhenglong looked confused.

The first goal blamed me, I admit it, does the second goal have anything to do with me?

"Dear garbage teammates, does the second goal conceded have anything to do with me?"

"Of course there is, who told you not to score, if you score, the opponent will not always attack around us."

……

Tang Zhenglong was convinced.

"Dear garbage teammates, what I want to tell you is that the opponent's goal is not my girlfriend, just go in."

The teammates were quiet for a moment, then burst into laughter.

Tang Zhenglong was dying.