Chapter 495: Butter Hands
Ramos was dumbfounded.
Moyes was dumbfounded.
Everyone at Wembley Stadium was dumbfounded, Robinson was an England international, and the performance was like waste.
"How could Paul make such a low-level mistake? He appeared with butter hands? β
"Unbelievable."
That's not right.
Robinson sensed something was wrong and sniffed his gloves, a scent that seemed to be the smell of facial cleanser.
Just as he was about to check the ball, a man in a blue jersey rushed over and wiped the ball with his jersey.
"What the hell are you smearing on football?"
Tang Zhenglong was stunned.
"It's not good, it's been discovered."
"It's nothing."
Tang Zhenglong smiled like Fuwa.
"Surely you've smeared something on football?"
Hand cream dries very quickly, and it blends together after a while on the jersey.
Robinson was furious and approached the referee to complain.
"Referee, I showed up with a butter hand because of this guy, he smeared something on the ball."
"Smeared something?"
The referee looked at Tang Zhenglong.
"You wiped something?"
Tang Zhenglong nodded, "Yes, I smeared butter on the ball, so the opponent's goalkeeper is to blame for the butter hand." β
Robinson was stunned, how could this guy be so honest?
"That's right, referee, that's it."
Burst.
The referee chuckled.
"Stop making a fuss."
Robinson reacted, Tang Zhenglong said the opposite, the more honest he is, the more the referee will not believe it.
"This guy is a thief."
Robinson holds the ball.
"Referee, if you don't believe it, you will smell it."
The referee sniffed.
"Referee, you sniff him again."
"What does this mean?"
"It shows that the things on football are smeared by him."
Tang Zhenglong smiled: "Referee, you can also smell the smell on his body." β
The referee sniffed.
"You've got it on you, too."
It's not clear, everyone has such a smell.
Robinson was already dumbfounded, couldn't tell?
Tang Zhenglong patted Robinson, "Butter hands are normal, Barthez also often butter hands, besides, you are an England goalkeeper." β
What do you mean?
Does the England goalkeeper have to be buttered?
There's something in that.
"What do you mean? Obviously, you hurt me. β
The referee stopped the two men from continuing the argument.
"Don't argue, keep playing, otherwise one person will get a yellow card."
Robinson suffered a dumb loss and was very depressed.
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With a goal down shortly after the start of the first half, and conceding the goal in such a bizarre way, Ramos was even more depressed than Robinson.
Ramos suddenly thought that all this seemed to be because of Tang Zhenglong, and the must-score on his side was cleared by him on the goal line, and Robinson's butter hand was also related to Tang Zhenglong.
The most hateful thing is that this guy also slandered himself for going to the red light district.
A few minutes later, Everton won a corner.
Tang Zhenglong was heavily defended, and the two Tottenham big men blocked him in front of the small penalty area and did not allow him to run forward.
"Damn!"
"Then don't blame me for faking a fall."
Arteta hadn't kicked off yet, and Tang Zhenglong fell to the ground.
The referee ran over.
"Stand up."
"Why?"
"Because I saw what was happening."
Tang Zhenglong Khan died, and now he has become the focus of the referee's care?
Tottenham players heckled.
"Give him a yellow card."
"The corner kick hasn't been taken yet, and he can't be a yellow card if he fakes a fall."
Tang Zhenglong sweated on his forehead, how can he play this? Will it be that after becoming a star, my favorite fake fall skill will not be available?
Arteta took a corner kick, the ball drew a big arc, to the front point, Tang Zhenglong jumped up, but under the bag of two Tottenham big men, there was no chance at all, in a hurry, Tang Zhenglong stretched out his hand.
It was this action like a distress call, the ball hit Tang Zhenglong's hand and flew to the back point, Cahill happened to be waiting there and kicked the ball into the goal.
Tottenham blew up.
"He's handball."
Tang Zhenglong immediately pretended to be harmless and walked away.
"Who's handballing?"
"Tang Zhenglong!!"
"What about Tang Zhenglong?"
Everyone looked around, hey, where is Tang Zhenglong?
Tang Zhenglong was taking a leisurely walk.
"That guy won't pretend he's not in the restricted area, right?"
Yes, Tang Zhenglong just wanted to pretend that he was not in the restricted area just now.
The referee said he didn't see it clearly.
"Then find a linesman."
The linesman said that the Tottenham players surrounded Tang Zhenglong, so he didn't see it clearly.
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What? Tang Zhenglong still blames me for handball.
In the era when there was no video referee system, if the referee on the pitch didn't see it, then the ball couldn't be awarded.
Unless, of course, everyone is as honest as "Klose".
The Tottenham player yelled at Tang Zhenglong: "If you still want face, take the initiative to admit that you are handball." β
"I'm sorry, I can't admit to something I've never done."
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"Do you still want face?"
"The referee, give him a red card, he insults me."
In the face of Tang Zhenglong's backbeat, the Tottenham players were completely angry.
"Don't stop me, don't stop me."
The referee looked at it, "No one stopped you, what do you want to do?" β
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After a farce, the game continues.
Ramos didn't expect that the team was already 2-0 down, and whether this League Cup would be a one-sided situation.
Soon, his worst fears came to pass, with Everton scoring again.
This time the goal was different from the previous two, and it belonged to the kind that there was no dispute.
Tang Zhenglong's long shot in front of the penalty area, the ball once again drew a strange trajectory and flew into the goal.
GOOOOOOALοΌοΌοΌ
'The difference in quality in the Carabao Cup final is a bit big and Everton should have won.
The commentators have already awarded the title to Everton in advance.
The final result was the same, with Tottenham like wilted eggplant, unable to get the score back.
The final score was 3-0 and Everton won the League Cup.
It is the lowest gold medal in England, but it is the one that David Moyes has won since he took charge of Everton.
After the game, Ramos complained about the first two goals in front of the camera.
'The second goal was obviously a handball and the first goal, Paul told me, was a troublemaker and I won't congratulate the opponent because Tottenham lost the game because it was an off-pitch factor.
"What do you mean by someone making trouble?"
Ramos, of course, can't just say what the reason is, then he would be stupid.
"I think with the power of the English media, you will find out what is going on."
This kind of hint is itchy, could it be that there is really something shady about the League Cup?
On the other side, the Everton squad celebrated their first title of the season with the players dropping David Moyes in the air.
The next goal is the FA Cup, while the final goal is the Premier League title.