Wembley Stadium.

Outside, fan songs were playing.

Inside, in the players' tunnel, players from both sides are preparing to come out.

At this time, Lao Lei also came over, and happened to meet Tang Zhenglong, he glanced at Tang Zhenglong, and was still angry about what he said yesterday - the old-timer.

"This bastard!"

Tang Zhenglong had already forgotten what happened yesterday, there were many people who offended, how could he remember, when he saw Lao Lei, he immediately went up to say hello.

Tang Zhenglong patted Lao Lei on the shoulder.

"Harry."

Lao Lei's face sank.

"Harry? Harry, your name? ”

He smiled awkwardly.

"Don, you're so naughty."

"Harry, we're old friends, aren't we?"

Friends?

Is there a dime relationship between me and you?

There is a reason why Tang Zhenglong is like this, because Sky Sports staff have told him that they will invite a big man in English football to partner him during the European Championships, but it is not certain who it will be.

Tang Zhenglong estimated that it might be Shearer, or Lao Lei, so don't be too arrogant, so as not to be embarrassed at that time.

Lao Lei pushed Tang Zhenglong's hand away.

"Don, I don't know you well, and please call me by my full name, Harry Redknapp."

Sweat!

Old Leo walked away with his head on his head, and his teammates came over.

"Haha, it's rejected, hot FCAE pasted cold ASS."

", I've taught you a Chinese idiom, and I'll use it indiscriminately."

If Tang Zhenglong's teacher heard that this was an idiom, then the English teacher and the Chinese teacher would probably be angry at the same time.

*****

Prussian are strong up front with two Nigerian players, one is Kanu, who used to play for Arsenal, and the other is newcomer Utaka.

In midfield is Portugal international Pedro Mendes, who won the Champions League for Porto, and the biggest name in the team is France international Lassana Diarra (who later moved to Real Madrid)

The cards in his hand are good, so after the opening, Lao Lei did not choose to be conservative, but played against Everton.

The game was not so silent, which made the audience quite excited.

At this moment, there was a ding.

Mission: Give James a red card.

Reward: 1000 points.

Punishment: Half of the big mouth point.

"James? Red? ”

"Give the goalkeeper a red card?"

"That's right."

Tang Zhenglong thought about it, this difficulty is super big, and the possibility of the goalkeeper eating a red card is the smallest.

"System, you really refuse to let me go, it's the last game, and let me go to Dao Mountain."

"Master, you accepted the fat contract from Sky Sports, it's okay to do some tasks."

"you, that's the job I took over with my ability, it's none of your business."

But when the task comes, it must be completed, otherwise......

Tang Zhenglong glanced at James, and suddenly felt a little sympathy in his heart, the England goalkeeper has always been unlucky, but he didn't expect the system to let him go.

Everton win a corner.

Tang Zhenglong stared at James, thinking to himself, "How can I provoke him?" ”

Calling the wrong name is a good trick.

For example, calling Rooney Rooney Ronaldo will be angry, and calling the wrong girlfriend's name when XX is also miserable.

That's it!!

Tang Zhenglong quietly went over to ask for water to drink.

"Can you lend me water?"

"Absolutely."

Tang Zhenglong took a sip of water, and then returned the bottle to the other party.

"Thank you, Joe Hart."

……

……

James was momentarily dumbfounded.

"Joe Hart?"

Although he and Joe Hart are both from England, they are 108,000 miles apart in appearance, so they can admit that they are wrong? You are not blind.

"I'm James, you're Asian, I forgive you, don't admit your mistake again."

"Okay."

From a corner, James lifted his arm and plucked the ball away, but this corner was no threat to Pusmouth.

Soon, Everton won another corner, and Tang Zhenglong came to ask for water again.

"Is this guy from a desert country? Could it be that I haven't drunk water since I was a child? ”

James pointed to the ground.

"Take it yourself."

"Okay, thank you, Green."

As soon as these words came out, James exploded.

England's three goalkeepers, James, Green, Joe Hart, this guy only remembers the other two, what does that mean?

What else can you mean by deliberately disgusting yourself?

James kicked the water bottle open, "You kid is deliberately disgusting me, my water won't give you to drink, get out!" ”

"Hey, Rooney, you're going too far, I'm Asian, how can I remember to ask for an Englishman's name?"

"Rooney?"

James was dumbfounded, he didn't want to continue talking nonsense with Tang Zhenglong.

"Get out of here!! Don't come and ask for water in the future, I've seen through your little tricks, Bruce Lee. ”

James thought to himself, "If you call me by my name, then I'll do the same." ”

"Hey, my name is Andy Lau."

"I don't care, I'll call you ......"

"Tang Zhenglong."

"Okay, Tang Zhenglong."

James thought about it, it didn't seem right, this guy seemed to be called Tang Zhenglong.

James pushed Tang Zhenglong, "Don't interfere with my attack." ”

This time James managed to pick up the ball again, but Everton did not form a goal.

*****

Tang Zhenglong pondered what to do next? It's impossible for him to drink water and disgust, and he has to think of a new trick.

"That's right, a slap in the face."

It's a good idea to deliberately hit the opponent in the face with the ball.

Tang Zhenglong came to the left side of the box to avoid the opening of the skill, and soon Everton created an attacking chance, Arteta tucked the ball straight into the left side of the box.

Tang Zhenglong aimed at James's face and shot with a kick.

"Ahh

James' eyes are full of little stars.

Twinkle and twinkle, the sky is full of small stars.

After a while, James eased up, and Tang Zhenglong ran over with an embarrassed look.

"Joe Hart, I did it on purpose."

"What did you say!!"

"Ah...... I was wrong, I didn't mean to, and you're called Marcus, right? ”

James was dumbfounded.

"I see, you're trying to provoke me? Well, I'm not angry, Andy Lau!! ”

"Hey, why are you calling me Andy Lau, I'm so angry, you know?"

"Okay, I'll call you Andy Lau."

"You shout again?"

"Andy Lau, you beat me."

Tang Zhenglong expressed his indignation, and the corners of James' mouth rose, very proud, and finally won back a city.

The game continues.

"System, can you close the shot on the right side of the penalty area first?"

"No way, unless you give up your skills."

"If you go to Nima, then I'd rather not do the mission."

Tang Zhenglong thought about it, then he had to use up the skills first.

Soon, Everton had a good attacking opportunity, the ball was sent to the right side of the penalty area, it was a half-high ball, but Tang Zhenglong flew up and held the ball down steadily.

James strikes.

"Bastard, if you have the ability to slap me in the face again."

But this time, Tang Zhenglong's shot flew to the dead corner.