Syllable.

Syllable.

Syllable.

A series of crisp snaps.

But don't think about it, it's a slap in the face to Lee Carsley.

Things have to go back to 10 minutes ago, Tang Zhenglong accosted a girl and successfully asked for a kiss, and Lee Carsley had an idea.

"That's right, I'll follow Tang Zhenglong to pick up the leak, the girl who is willing to kiss Tang Zhenglong must be very casual."

So he went up and accosted him, but the girl ignored him at all.

He said in a hurry, Tang Zhenglong can pretend to be anything, why can't I.

As a result, this sentence angered the girl, only to see her slap Lee Carsley in the big face, and scolded him for being shameless.

Tang Zhenglong looked at Li Carsley with a wicked smile on his face, "Take a beating, I told you a long time ago that my realm is not something you can imitate." ”

"Get out! The time is not over yet. ”

"Do you need to continue? I've made two of them, and your face is getting swollen. ”

Burst.

Vomiting blood.

However, Tang Zhenglong's more important purpose this time is to do tasks.

"The second girl is a Taurus."

"Oh my God, would you like to bring me a Taurus?"

"Forget it, I can only ask one by one."

"Hello, what zodiac sign are you?"

"What about you?"

"What about you?"

……

Lee Carsley was inspired again, "Could it be that this is a constellation pick-up?" I'll try it too. ”

Lee Carsley found a girl and asked with a grin, "Hello, what zodiac sign are you?" ”

"I'm an Aquarius, what about you?"

Lee Carsley was stunned.

"I don't know."

The girl was immediately angry, "You don't know? Are you fooling me? ”

"I'll just ask, but I don't believe in horoscopes."

It just so happened that the girl was particularly superstitious about constellations, so she gave him another slap in the face.

Lee Carsley covered his face, "Woo woo, why?" This world is too unfair, why can Tang Zhenglong, if I am replaced, I will be beaten. ”

"Want to know why?"

Coldly, Tang Zhenglong patted Lee Carsley on the shoulder.

He nodded: "I want to know." ”

"Because you're ugly."

Burst.

An hour is almost up, and there is no suspense about the outcome of the victory, but Tang Zhenglong is not too happy here, because the legendary Taurus girl has not been found yet.

"Taurus, give me a Taurus."

In the end, Tang Zhenglong decided to make a desperate bet and shouted: "Who is a Taurus?" ”

“……”

Everyone was stunned, and then continued to play their own, and no one paid attention to Tang Zhenglong.

"Didn't you? None of the girls in such a big nightclub are Taurus? ”

At this time, someone patted Tang Zhenglong on the shoulder from behind.

"I'm a Taurus."

Turning his head, Tang Zhenglong was startled, it was a middle-aged aunt.

"My name is Susan."

Ding.

"Verify that she is a Taurus."

"System, do you want to die? This is a middle-aged aunt, how do you let me speak? ”

"Master, for the sake of the mission, the necessary sacrifices are necessary."

"That's too much sacrifice."

Aunt Susan looked at Tang Zhenglong and said again, "I'm a Taurus." ”

Tang Zhenglong hung in his heart, or would he sacrifice once for the task? Maybe it's sublime too.

"That's right, Sussan, can you kiss me?"

"How's that going to work? I'm not just a random person. ”

Haematemesis!!!

It's really ugly, and if it weren't for the mission, I would have thrown my fist.

"Susan is a kiss of friendship, is that okay?"

"No way!"

Tang Zhenglong breathed a sigh of relief, it's okay, it's okay.

At this time, Susan smiled: "Unless you invite me to a drink first." ”

"Have a drink?"

"What do you want to drink?"

"Gin & Tonic Power."

"Okay."

Tang Zhenglong ordered a glass of wine.

"Is it okay now?"

"What are you anxious about? Let me prepare. ”

Tang Zhenglong rolled his eyes in his heart.

On the other side, his teammates suddenly noticed that something was wrong.

"What is Tang Zhenglong doing with an aunt?"

"Could it be Tang Zhenglong's long-lost mother?"

"Hahaha."

Suddenly, someone noticed that something was wrong.

"Tang Zhenglong seems to be accosting that aunt."

"No, it won't."

It was as if they had discovered a new continent.

"We don't understand Tang Zhenglong's world."

"Who's got the camera?"

"I brought it."

"Hurry up and shoot it."

Here, Tang Zhenglong is still grinding hard bubbles.

"You're going to have the wine too, okay?"

"I want to think about it."

Susan continued to bewitch.

"Then tell me, why do you want me to kiss you, and what merit do I have to attract you?"

"No, I just want to hit you." Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.

"You...... Very temperamental. ”

"I know, what else?"

For the first time, Tang Zhenglong felt that praising people was a particularly disgusting thing, which was enough to make people vomit.

"You're ...... High. ”

This aunt is at least 175 or more.

"But isn't it a bit tall for girls?"

Girl?

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, you really don't know yourself.

"Sussan, the advantages are also said, can you kiss me?"

"Okay."

Su Sang pecked Tang Zhenglong's cheek lightly.

"Mission accomplished."

"Yay."

Susan continued to bewitch.

"Don, don't think I'm a very casual girl, it's impossible for you to ask me back, I will only go home with a boy if I get married."

Tang Zhenglong wanted to vomit, but he didn't even want to pay attention to it.

Su San felt it, and Tang Zhenglong's attitude suddenly became cold.

"What's wrong? Angry? Then I'll kiss you again. ”

Tang Zhenglong hurriedly retreated.

"Stop."

"Don, what's wrong with you?"

"It's nothing, I think you're right, we should just maintain friendship, I'm not a random person."

Su San was furious, but he didn't expect Tang Zhenglong to be a demon better than her.

"Don, are you deliberately disgusting me when you can't get me?"

"I'm disgusted with you?"

"Don, you scumbag."

Su Sang poured wine on Tang Zhenglong's face.

It's amazing.

The beast teammates gathered around.

"Don, what's wrong with you?"

"Nothing, met a madman."

"We thought you were accosting her."

"Pick-up? How is that possible? ”

"Then why did she kiss you?"

"That's why I said she was crazy, and she didn't say I looked alike with her great-grandson."

Burst.

Tang Zhenglong is damaged enough, this aunt looks like she is in her 40s at most, how can she have great-grandchildren?

"Okay, I've won, remember to call me when you go to a nightclub in the future."

“……”

"Don, I'll tell you the unfortunate news that we're going to quit drinking in the future, you know, it's not healthy."

"Die!!"

*****

What Tang Zhenglong never dreamed of was that this Su San was not an ordinary person, she actually worked in the radio station.

On the next day's show, Su San shook out all the things that happened in the nightclub yesterday, and soon this matter was hotly discussed by the melon-eating masses on the Internet.

Tang Zhenglong plays with the feelings of middle-aged aunts!