Chapter 561: It's easy to please God, but it's hard to send God

Three whistles sounded, and the first half ended.

Tang Zhenglong walked back, looking behind him from time to time, so as not to be overshadowed by Yibu.

"It's okay, it's okay."

As long as it's not Ibrahimovic and Mourinho, it's fine.

"Don."

Tang Zhenglong turned his head to see that it was Balotelli calling himself.

"Hello, Mario."

"Can you talk, I think what you say is very wise."

"Of course."

"Let's go, I'll invite you to the VIP restaurant at Meazza Stadium for a drink."

A course like Meazza is like a labyrinth, and if you're not familiar with it, it's easy to get lost while walking.

"Mario, why hasn't it arrived yet?"

"It's almost there."

Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong felt bad.

"Forget it, I don't drink coffee anymore, I suddenly remembered that the boss has something to do with me."

As soon as he turned around, Eevee was stuck there.

Turning again, Mourinho stood in front of him with his hands folded around his chest.

"Hey, Jose, do you want to be banned for life?"

"Hehe, I invited you to coffee, why are you banned for life?"

Tang Zhenglong said bitterly: "Mario, I believe you so much, you actually yin me, woo woo." ”

"Don, don't play dead, let's talk, come with me."

"Where are you going?"

"Inter's dressing room, of course."

"I'm not going, it's the enemy's dressing room, and if I go, I'm betraying Everton, which is absolutely not allowed."

"Don, you should know that this is Italy."

"So?"

"Has the godfather seen it? Italy is the home of the mafia. ”

"It's the 21st century now, and my country is very strong, if you dare to bully me, my country can't spare you."

Mourinho doesn't talk nonsense either.

"Mario, Zlatan, let him know what the Italian way of hospitality is."

Tang Zhenglong has an advantage, a hero does not suffer immediate losses.

Coming to Inter Milan's dressing room, Mourinho introduced Tang Zhenglong to everyone.

"Tang Zhenglong, Chinese, the little punk of the football world, very bad."

"Hahaha."

There was a cheerful laugh in the dressing room, and those who didn't know thought they had crossed into the tavern where Kong Yiji was.

"Let's remember that face and we must defend him in the second half."

"Yes, Boss."

Tang Zhenglong was dying.

"Can I go?"

"Of course not."

"What else is there to do?"

"Apologies!"

"Apologize? What apologies? ”

Balotelli stepped forward, "You call me Blackie, it's racist. ”

Tang Zhenglong's heart is on fire, Lao Tzu was deceived by you, do you want me to apologize?

"Can you apologize and leave?"

"That's right."

"Okay, Mario, I'm sorry, I called you Xiaohei, so be it, I'll call you Xiaobai in the future."

“……”

With a bang, the locker room erupted in joyful laughter again.

"Don, you're really going to sue you."

"And what else do you want? Xiao Hei can't do it, and Xiao Bai can't do it. ”

"Don't mention the color of my skin."

"Okay."

Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong had an idea.

"I feel compelled to express my own views on the issue of racial discrimination."

Be dumbfounded.

Who are you to say about this? You yourself are one of the most serious examples of this.

"It's no secret that in Europe, Caucasian people like Jose Mourinho, Zlatan Ibrahimovic, they are born with a sense of superiority, and they bully people of other races at will, like me."

……

"They kidnapped a random Chinese at halftime, do you think it's still the 19th century?"

Everyone was dumbfounded, Tang Zhenglong was so powerful.

"Shut up, Tang Zhenglong." Mourinho said angrily.

"I appeal, we're going to say — no to people like José and Zlatan!!"

"FIFA's slogan is – say no to racism."

"Come, let's talk to me about it."

"Say no to racism!!"

Mourinho's face turned pale.

"Don, why are you so thick-skinned?"

"José, stop bullying me, or I'm going to hold a press conference and make everything happening here public."

Everyone was dumbfounded, Tang Zhenglong might have done this kind of thing.

"Open the door and let him go."

Eevee opened the door.

"."

Tang Zhenglong smiled: "I suddenly don't want to leave." ”

“……”

"And what do you want to do?"

"You think, wouldn't it be interesting if David Moyes found out that I was missing, called the police, and finally the police found me in the dressing room at Inter Milan."

……

Jose Mourinho has lost his temper completely.

"Don, I'm just joking with you, you can leave now."

"Ten thousand euros!"

……

Ibrahimovic was dumbfounded first.

"You're blackmailing."

"Well, then there's no way I'm going to go."

Mourinho knows what it means to invite God, but it is easy to send God.

He consulted with Ievee.

"Or give him 10,000 euros, it's not much."

"It's not a lot of money, but it's annoying."

"No way, that guy is a scoundrel."

Mourinho nodded.

"Don, okay, I promise you 10,000 euros."

Tang Zhenglong smiled: "Jose, you may not understand, the 10,000 euros I said is 10,000 euros per person here." ”

……

Jose Mourinho was furious.

"Tang Zhenglong!! I'm fighting with you. ”

"Rest the wrath, rest the wrath."

It took three of Inter Milan to hold Mourinho.

Ibu said: "Don, don't be so excessive, 10,000 per person? Isn't that 20 tens of thousands of euros? ”

"That's right, I brought you laughter, don't you have to pay?"

“……”

"I advise you to think quickly, or my boss may have called the police."

"Don't stop me, I'll fight with him."

Ibu Khan said: "Don, we didn't bring any money. ”

"It's okay, write an IOU, I'm not afraid that you will pay the bill."

"Bring pen and paper."

Tang Zhenglong wrote an IOU for Mourinho to sign.

"Why did I sign it?"

"Because I'm looking for you for money."

"I don't sign it."

"Okay, I'm not leaving."

Inter Milan players persuaded Mourinho that the hero does not suffer immediate losses, the second half is about to start, if Tang Zhenglong does not leave, there may really be a scandal.

Mourinho hated and signed the IOU.

"Okay, I'm not afraid that you will pay the bills, then I'll go first."

*****

Everton dressing room.

Fellaini found that Tang Zhenglong was missing.

"Boss, Tang Zhenglong is gone."

Everyone was stunned for a second, and then continued to do their own thing, Fellaini was puzzled, aren't you worried?

At this time, Howard smiled and said: "Ma Luwang, you are new here, you may not know, Tang Zhenglong is often gone, but he will come back on time." ”

Fellaini was dumbfounded, this is too strong, at this moment, Tang Zhenglong opened the door and came in, everything was so casual, as if this was his living room.