Chapter 563: The Scorpion Swings Its Tail
Fellaini's header was ferried, the ball bounced, and it bounced almost as high as Tang Zhenglong's waist.
It stands to reason that the most important thing to do at this time is to unload the ball and then shoot, but Tang Zhenglong thought of a bet with Ibrahimovic.
"Isn't this a good opportunity for a scorpion to wag its tail?"
Just do it.
"What is Don doing?"
"Is this a shuttlecock kick?"
Tang Zhenglong's actions at this time are very much like kicking the shuttlecock, and he made a scorpion tail swing on the spot, of course, the "scorpion tail swing" only exists in Tang Zhenglong's own heart, in the eyes of outsiders, this is better than a strange shot.
GOOOOOOOOOALοΌοΌ
"Tang Zhenglong scored, but I don't know why he did it, anyway, congratulations to him."
Tang Zhenglong rushed towards Ibu.
"Get on your knees."
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"Don, I don't want to beat you."
"We said okay, I'll finish the scorpion tail swing goal, you kiss my sneakers."
Ibu was completely dumbfounded.
"What?"
"You're a scorpion tail?"
"That's right."
Ibu didn't know whether to laugh or cry.
"I'm sorry, I didn't see it was a scorpion swinging its tail, and the action was quite motherly."
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"You want to play tricks?"
"I'm not cheating, you're not a scorpion tail at all."
"You're foolish, get down on your knees and kiss my boots."
"No way, you can call me a pseudo-mother with that action."
Tang Zhenglong was not good all over his body, it was obvious that it was a scorpion that was good for swinging its tail.
Ibu left, and Tang Zhenglong found his teammates.
"Did you think my action just now was a scorpion tail swing?"
"Scorpion tail wagging?"
"No, we thought it was some kind of Chinese kung fu!"
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Well, the second blow, the blow is like a tornado, Tang Zhenglong's mind suddenly sounded Dong Chou's "Tornado".
"System, you know me best in this world, do you think I'm a scorpion tail?"
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"Master, this time I'm on Ibu's side, you're quite a mother."
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"Woooooooooooooo
On the commentary seat.
"Why is Tang Zhenglong not happy after scoring a goal?"
"That's right, it's sullen, this is a Champions League goal, if you are an ordinary person, you must be crazy."
"Could it be that Tang Zhenglong already has a disease called goal numbness?"
Goal numbness?
Have such a disease?
That's when the system pops up.
"Master, you can buy the Scorpion Tail Swing Skill!!"
"How many?"
Tang Zhenglong estimated that the system would pit itself, and generally when he wanted something very much, then the system would pit himself.
"500 points."
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"So conscientious this time?"
"Slow ......"
Tang Zhenglong rolled his eyes.
"I know."
"This skill is a support skill."
"I see, it's just not guaranteed to score, right?"
"That's right."
Now Tang Zhenglong is very clear about the skill, which means that this skill can help you complete the scorpion tail swing, but it is not guaranteed to score goals.
"It doesn't matter, I've scored a lot of goals, buy."
"Actually, there are ......"
"There's no need to say it, I believe in my strength."
*****
1-2 is unacceptable for Mourinho.
"Give me an attack, we can't lose to Everton, we can't!!"
Inter attacked in wave after wave, and Quaresma's cross was blocked.
Corner kick!!
Quaresma ran over to take a corner, and Tang Zhenglong also ran back.
"Eevee."
"Zlatan."
"Eevee."
Yibu glanced at Tang Zhenglong, "What are you doing?" β
"Defend you."
Ibu refused to deal with Tang Zhenglong.
Quaresma's corner kick was struck in a beautiful arc and the two teams battled it out in the middle for a header.
But no one touched the ball.
Seeing that the ball was about to come to the back point, Tang Zhenglong quickly plugged in and stuck the position.
"Don't grab it, it's my ball."
Yibu was slightly dumbfounded, he didn't expect Tang Zhenglong to be so fast, this time he suffered a loss, but he had no choice, the position was stuck, as long as he made a move, then it was a foul.
Tang Zhenglong was ready to kick the ball away with a big kick, but he wondered why his body suddenly seemed to be not his own.
Oops!!
Could it be that the scorpion tail swing can also be used in its own forbidden area?
I saw Tang Zhenglong jump up, touch the ball with his back heel, and the ball drew a beautiful parabola and fell into the net.
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Everyone at the scene was shocked, including Tang Zhenglong himself.
"Scorpion tail swing oolong?"
"It's so beautiful, even though it's an own goal."
Tang Zhenglong was about to cry to death.
"Master, I was going to tell you this just now, stay away from my goal, but you won't let me say it."
"Woooooooooooo
At this moment, I don't know who came over to hold his boots.
"Don, I'm convinced, I'll kiss your sneakers."
Yibu kissed Tang Zhenglong's boots, but Tang Zhenglong couldn't be happy, because this was an own goal.
Teammates ran over.
"Don, we know you called me Eevee a bet, but you can't do that."
"I was careless."
"Accidentally? This own goal can win the Puskas goal award, you tell us it was accidental? β
"I was really careless."
Tang Zhenglong was really careless, but it didn't matter, the important thing was that no one believed it at all.
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2-2, Mourinho was satisfied, although the goal was Tang Zhenglong.
'Keep attacking, we're going to win against the opposition, it's our home turf.'
Moyes looked at his watch, thinking about it.
'Alain, the opponent is so strong and it's away again, I think a draw is perfectly acceptable.'
"David, are you going to make a substitution?"
"Yes, I want to replace Tang Zhenglong and replace a defensive player."
"Let's change Saha, Tang Zhenglong may not be willing to play."
Moyes said unhappily: "He has defected, what else is there to say." β
Hehehe.
"I guess Don didn't mean to."
"I know, but I'm going to get to grip on this matter and make him honest in the future."
Unexpectedly, Tang Zhenglong took the initiative to come over.
"Boss, don't replace me."
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"Don't be surprised, I can lip read."
"Lip reading? You're still an all-round talent. β
In fact, Tang Zhenglong can interpret a few simple words, such as substitutions, such as offense.
Moyes said confidently: "Don, do you think you are still qualified to say anything to me now?" β
Tang Zhenglong nodded.
"Boss, I'm going to score again, they're laughing at me, I'm going to prove myself."
"No, I'm going to replace you, 2 to 2 is enough."
'Then I will be the first player in the history of the Champions League to disobey the manager's substitution.'
"You!!"
Alain smiled eerily, as if to say, "Look, I know." β
"Okay, give you another 10 minutes, and if you can't score, I'll replace you."