Chapter 581: Irony

"Thank you to my mom and dad, thank you to my motherland, thank you to the people who care about and help me, thank you to the earth, thank you to the world for peace."

Tang Zhenglong held the trophy of Mr. Footballer and smiled like Fuwa.

Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong's words changed, "In addition, I want to thank "French Football". ”

“……”

Everyone was stunned.

Thanks to France Football?

Didn't Tang Zhenglong and "French Football" block each other? The kind of old and dead who don't get along, how can you be grateful?

After the award ceremony, reporters surrounded Tang Zhenglong, and everyone seemed to thank "French Football" for this guy.

"Don, why do you want to thank France Football?"

Tang Zhenglong smiled, "Because the hardships of life make me strong, if there is no discrimination, I can't grow." ”

……

That's what it meant.

"Don, do you still think 'French football' is unfair?"

Tang Zhenglong shook his head.

"I have a Ferrari, do I still care about Xiali?"

"What's Charlie?"

"Google it yourself."

The reporters went back to check, Xiali is a car brand in China, and in a word, it is very low-end.

And Ferrari doesn't need to be said, supercars.

Tang Zhenglong means that Mr. Footballer is Ferrari, and the Golden Ball Award is Xiali?

*****

"Tang Zhenglong said that the Golden Globe Award is Xiali."

"Tang Zhenglong won the World Footballer of the Year, and he hinted that French football was unfair."

"What is Charlie?"

"The Brand History of Xiali."

"Xiali is a kind of taxi."

Tang Zhenglong looked at the report and was stunned.

Can you go off track? The imagination of the media is endless, and I mean to use an analogy, why are you investigating Xiali?

"By the way, will Xiali and Ferrari ask me to endorse me?" Tang Zhenglong's mind is in YY.

*****

At the headquarters of "French football", Ivan was ready to fight back, and he knew that it was FIFA's ghost.

Several senior editors-in-chief met together to discuss it at the end.

"Ivan, if this article is sent, then our relationship with FIFA will be completely deadlocked."

"I understand!"

"But this matter has ridden on our heads, Tang Zhenglong, Blatter and these bastards think we are easy to bully."

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, in fact, I also understand that behind this is the battle for the right to speak for individual awards in the football circle.

"The Ballon d'Or is something we worked so hard to create, and we can't afford to lose this football war."

The next day, the report came out like a bombshell.

The core of the report is FIFA's annexation of the Ballon d'Or, and the other is a series of satire on behalf of Tang Zhenglong.

*****

Zurich, Switzerland.

Valker immediately denied all accusations.

"We've talked to France Football about working together, it's nothing? We've also talked to a lot of media about cooperation, if it's called annexation? Well, I'll shut up and don't come to Zurich again. ”

"In addition, I think it is because France Football does not want to see that the Footballer of the Year award has surpassed the Ballon d'Or, so they attack FIFA for the simple purpose of gaining sympathy."

"Mr. Valker, will FIFA take legal action?"

"Of course, we reserve the right to prosecute, this is a serious slander."

*****

Everton Club.

Tang Zhenglong holds the trophy of Mr. Football.

"Don, do you train and hold it?"

"That's right, I sleep, eat, go to the toilet and hold it, do you know why? Because I deserve it. ”

"What do you think about France Football saying that you are a pawn of FIFA?"

Tang Zhenglong sneered: "I think they are as shameless as sticks." ”

"Sticks? What is Stick? ”

"Google it yourself."

The reporters were dumbfounded, why did Tang Zhenglong always say something that we didn't understand, last time it was Xia Li, and what kind of stick is it this time.

Tang Zhenglong shrugged, "Still don't understand?" ”

"I don't understand."

"Then I'll give you an analogy."

"We've all chased girls, haven't we?"

Someone raised their hand, "Don, I'm a woman." ”

"I'm making an analogy, can you have a sense of substitution?"

Tang Zhenglong continued: "What if we can't chase a girl? ”

“……”

Everyone was stunned.

"Give up?"

"Chasing her friend?"

Tang Zhenglong shook his head.

"No, we want to spread rumors that she is sick, so that others dare not chase her."

I'll it!!

A female reporter couldn't hold back, "Tang, did you really do that?" You're so shameless. ”

……

Tang Zhenglong smiled: "How is it possible? I hate this kind of person the most, and if I can't catch it, I will spread rumors and hurt me. ”

Everyone understands what Tang Zhenglong means, what he said is "French Football", and Tang Zhenglong is the girl who can't be chased.

This is an analogy...... It's shameless, but it's vivid.

Tang Zhenglong patted his chest, "I'm the girl I can't chase." ”

Burst!!

"Tang Zhenglong, don't let me know that you are actually the one who spreads rumors, otherwise I will definitely write you to death."

The female reporters present left en masse to protest against Tang Zhenglong.

Tang Zhenglong shrugged.

"Girls are too sensitive, in fact, everyone has done this kind of thing, right?"

The male reporter was stunned for a second, and then shook his head, "No." ”

"Impossible."

"Don, don't talk nonsense."

"Cut! Feign!! ”

*****

"Tang Zhenglong said that if he couldn't catch up with a girl, he would spread rumors that she was sick."

"Tang Zhenglong is a scumbag."

"Tang Zhenglong is very bad."

"." Tang Zhenglong looked at these reports, his mouth was crooked, this ran too far.

However, there are still many media that have relayed it all, and Ivan also has a crooked tone when he sees the report.

"How can this guy have such a shameless analogy? Don't he want to nod his face? By the way, what does it mean to have a stick? ”

Ivan checked on the Internet, it turned out that the stick referred to Koreans, he was dumbfounded, what does this have to do with Koreans?

Did Tang Zhenglong speak Martian?

*****

In Seoul, South Korea, hundreds of South Korean fans marched and demonstrated.

"Tang Zhenglong must apologize."

"Tang Zhenglong insulted the Republic of Korea and must apologize."

A mother and daughter passing by saw this scene, and the mother asked her daughter, "What's wrong?" Another World Cup? ”

"No, it was said to be a Chinese player who insulted South Korea, saying that we were sticks, and he also said that if you can't catch a girl, you will say that she is sick."

Mother shook her head, "Who are these people?" ”

"Tang Zhenglong must apologize."

"Tang Zhenglong must apologize."

*****

"Don, your website has more than 500,000 signatures."

"I repeat, that site has nothing to do with me."

Tang Zhenglong is a bastard.c, which is said to have been initiated by a female journalist.

"I found out that the creature of female journalists is really sick, and I said, I am making an analogy, why do I seem to have done that."

Linda laughed, "Don, you dare to swear you didn't do this?" ”

“……”

In fact, Tang Zhenglong used to do this a lot.