Chapter 587: Strange Mission Upgrade
Tang Zhenglong was stunned.
This time I was really stunned, sweating profusely, as if I had just had a fierce exercise.
Mission: Collect kisses from zodiac girls.
Rewards: +10 for dribbling, +3 for speed.
"Zodiac?"
"Aren't you a foreign system? Also understand the zodiac? ”
"Master, I am a human system."
Tang Zhenglong has already sweated to the point of being rich in meat and eight vegetables.
Zodiac?
If the span of the zodiac signs is one year, this zodiac? That's 12 years.
Mamma Mia!!
Tang Zhenglong was about to cry to death, "Where can I find girls with different zodiac signs?" ”
"Woohoo."
"And this reward is too small, speed increase by 3?"
"Master, if you increase your speed by 3, you will reach 90, and after you go to 90, it will be difficult to increase every point."
This Tang Zhenglong also understands that this is like when I was in school, the gap between 99 points and 100 points is far greater than the gap between 59 and 60 points.
"System, can you change the task? For example, collecting girls of twelve nationalities. ”
"No!!"
“……”
*****
Linda opened the refrigerator to get the juice, turned around, and almost bumped into Tang Zhenglong.
"What are you doing? Want to scare me to death? ”
Tang Zhenglong smiled very fakely, and he knew that something was going on at a glance.
"What's the matter? Go ahead. ”
"Hehe, do you have a sister?"
"Yes."
"Then do you have an aunt?"
"What?"
"If so, can you bring your sister and aunt to our apartment at the same time, the greater the age gap between them, the better."
Linda was immediately on fire.
"Perverted !!"
"Hey!! I didn't do anything, why did you scold me? ”
*****
Everton Lounge.
Lee Carsley was drinking coffee with Howard and Cahill when Tang Zhenglong came over.
"Lee, I'll ask you something."
"What's the matter?"
"Do you have a sister?"
"Nope."
"Then do you have an aunt?"
"Yes."
"Great."
Lee Kasli Khan.
"My aunt is in her 40s."
"That's better."
Lee Carsley, Howard and Cahill looked at each other, and they thought about it.
"Don, I didn't expect you to be a pervert."
"you, you want to be crooked, I have a purpose."
"Tell me, what's the purpose?"
Tang Zhenglong made it up blindly.
"What? Fan census? The three were shocked, "I've only heard the census, never the fan census." ”
"Pretty much something, I want to understand that my fans are made up of those people, and then I want to develop some products to sell to them, just like Xiaobei and Ronaldo, while playing football, doing business, and then retiring and having no worries about food and clothing."
The three of them showed surprised expressions, but they didn't expect Tang Zhenglong to still have brains.
"Then why female fans?"
"Warren Buffett said that women and children make the easiest money."
"Buffett said this?" Cahill wondered.
Lee Carsley slapped the table, "Really!! For example, I am frugal, but my girlfriend can buy whatever she wants, because she spends my money. ”
"Look!!" Tang Zhenglong said with a smile: "Since ancient times, wives have been many losers. ”
"Okay, we'll do the census for you, but you have to promise us one thing."
"What's the matter?"
"We want to take a stake in your business."
"Participation?" Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, it was originally a non-existent thing, how could there be a share for you.
Hehehe.
"Now it's just started, there is no sweetness, when my business grows, I will definitely take you to play."
Cahill shook his head, "I want the original shares, that's what they're worth." ”
No way! Do you still know about the original stocks?
Lee Carsley also said: "I want to take a stake, otherwise I won't help you." ”
Tang Zhenglong really wants to smoke himself, he really has to lose too much, he knows the urine nature of these people, he wants to participate in shares today, and he will pay dividends tomorrow, and he will not have to pay his own money when the time comes, this is a bottomless pit.
"That...... My stomach hurts, I'll go to the toilet and come back. ”
*****
In order to avoid Howard and them, Tang Zhenglong took a taxi home alone after training today.
Sitting in the taxi, Tang Zhenglong was thinking, "Where can I find the girl of the zodiac?" ”
Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong thought that it seemed that taxi drivers all over the world were talented, well-informed, and their mouths were like a river.
Tang Zhenglong looked at the sign on the passenger seat, and the driver's name was Paul.
"Paul, how many years have you been driving a taxi?"
"It's been 20 years."
"Then you know a lot about Liverpool, right?"
"Of course."
"Do you know where you can get girls born in 12 different years?"
Paul thought crookedly.
"Haha, this is easy, I'll take you there."
The car drove to Liverpool's red light district, and Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.
"Paul, you misunderstood, I mean the kind that doesn't cost money."
"Sir, are you Beckham or Tang Zhenglong, do you want to spend money? How can it be? ”
Tang Zhenglong really wanted to take off his mask and hat to make the other party stunned, but after thinking about it, he still didn't do it.
"Paul, this is a bet I made with my friend, get me out of here."
"You're such a weirdo, by the way, you're a foreigner, you have a weird accent."
"Yes, I'm Korean."
"No wonder."
Tang Zhenglong's habits, did good things, I am Chinese, did bad things, then please call me Korean.
As the car drove down the road, it occurred to Paul that something suddenly occurred to him.
"By the way, how old are you?"
“22。”
"Then there might be a place for you."
"Where?"
"University of Liverpool."
"University?"
Tang Zhenglong also wanted to be admitted to Beiqing University when he was a child, but later embarked on the road of football and gave up his studies.
"Take me to see it."
When you come to the University of Liverpool, you can walk around the university campus and the breeze blows, and it feels very comfortable.
"By the way, I can play and go to school at the same time, and a lot of players do that."
The most important thing is that there are girls of all ages in college.,Royal sister.,Lori.,Everything.。
Suddenly, someone shouted: "Tang Zhenglong." ”
Tang Zhenglong stopped, "No, can you recognize it like this?" ”
When I turned my head, it turned out to be a poster, wearing an Everton jersey, very handsome.
"Damn, one of my posters is going so crazy about these girls, if you see the deity, then ......"
It is impossible to describe, and a copy of "The Complete Works of Lu Xun" is omitted here.
"Hahahaha."
"Look, there's a silly X giggling."
Tang Zhenglong was stunned for a moment, and there were a few girls pointing at him, like seeing a fool.
"Humph!! I take off my mask, and you get down on your knees right away. ”
Tang Zhenglong has made up his mind, I want to go to college.
******
"What? Are you going to audit at the University of Liverpool? ”
"Yes."
The teammates were silent for a second, then burst into laughter, with a few laughing to the point of falling to the ground.
"Hahaha."
"I'm laughing to death."
"Tang Zhenglong is going to college, which is similar to what I want to be Beckham."