Bell bell bell.

Drop, I'm World Footballer of the Year, I'm not at home right now, please leave a message.

Kaya wondered.

"Don, you're obviously right next to the phone, why do you use an answering machine?"

"That's the case, if I answer the phone as soon as it rings, it seems that I have nothing to do, so I answer the phone so quickly, I am very shameless."

Kaya Khan.

Tang Zhenglong's brain circuit is really special.

"World Footballer of the Year? Don, I know you're on the phone, answer the phone. ”

"Jose ......"

"What?"

"I've warmed up with the Chinese team as you requested, shouldn't you return my favor."

"Favors? What favors? ”

I'll it!!

"Don, if you cheat, I'll make you pay, you know?"

Tang Zhenglong Khan died, and this time he couldn't get rid of it.

"Oh, José, don't be so excited, say, what's the matter with you? I'll help you. ”

"It's Mario."

"Balotelli?"

"That kid has fallen out of love recently, and he doesn't listen to anyone, I heard that you have a lot of experience in being dumped, and it's okay every time, you help me enlighten him."

Five thunderbolts.

"I had a lot of experience being dumped? Says who? ”

"Zlatan."

“……”

"It doesn't matter, anyway, you help me get Mario and get him back to the way he should be."

Tang Zhenglong had no choice but to accept it, but he was a hundred unhappy with Yibu, which was nonsense at all.

*****

A doorbell rang.

Balotelli went to open the door and saw that it was Tang Zhenglong.

"How are you?"

"We're friends."

"We're not friends, we're just brokers."

Tang Zhenglong was a little embarrassed.

"Haha, it's all the same, can I go in?"

“……”

Coming to the living room and sitting down, Balotelli said bluntly, "If you're here to comfort me, then don't say anything, I don't want to hear it." ”

"Hehe, I'm not here to comfort you, can you show me a picture of that girl?"

Balotelli was stunned, this was the first time he had encountered this request.

"Yes."

Tang Zhenglong looked at the photos on the computer, it was a typical Italian beauty, enthusiastic and unrestrained, like a little wild cat, no wonder Balotelli was so obsessed.

"It's beautiful."

"Yes, we met at a café."

"Why did you break up?"

"She said the players were inconsistent and had no future."

"Do you want to chase her back?"

"Of course."

Hehe.

"What are you laughing at?"

"Have you called her every day lately, but she didn't answer, and then you still hit desperately?"

"Yes."

Balotelli nodded like a chick pecking rice.

"Do you think she doesn't even want to train?"

Balotelli nodded again.

"No wonder Zlatan said that you have a lot of experience in being dumped, sure enough!"

“……”

"Don, how did you spend your days being dumped? It's really hard. ”

Tang Zhenglong Khan.

"Lao Tzu hasn't been dumped at all, okay?"

"Do you think that's good? I called Zlatan and the three of us were chatting together, and I and Zlatan each talked about our own experiences of being dumped. ”

"Okay."

*****

"What?" Ievee was dumbfounded, "I'm sorry, I wasn't dumped at all." ”

"Zlatan, don't be hard-mouthed, who hasn't been dumped, we're helping Mario now."

“……”

"Zlatan, I promise you that you will keep it secret, okay?"

"Okay."

So Ibrahim said that he was his first love, which was still in Sweden, and after that, Ievic cried.

Balotelli was dumbfounded.

"Zlatan, I didn't expect you to be so miserable."

"Yes, I'm very thin-skinned, that's my first love, woo woo woo."

In the end, Balotelli comforted Ibrahimovic in turn.

"Zlatan, Mario and I sympathize with you, don't cry, in fact, I have been dumped too."

Tang Zhenglong told the story of Hua Ze in "Meteor Garden", anyway, foreigners don't know "Meteor Garden".

"Damn, you're so miserable, it turns out that your first love is called Shancai."

"Yes, a very beautiful girl, Shancai."

"Okay, we'll be good friends from now on, and we'll share our deepest secrets."

*****

In the evening, Balotelli's phone rang.

"Zlatan, what's wrong?"

"Is Tang Zhenglong still there?"

"Got on a plane and left."

"!!"

"What the hell is going on?"

"That bastard lied to us, I checked, Shancai is the heroine of a TV series called "Meteor Garden"."

Balotelli was shocked.

"Really?"

"yes, I knew that kid wasn't that kind, thanks to the almighty Internet, I checked it."

"This bastard!! He used a TV drama plot to trick us into telling our biggest secret. ”

"Either we'll find someone to kill him."

"Good idea."

But this can only be a joke.

"I called Jose and asked him to be careful of Tang Zhenglong and never help him in the future."

"Hmm!"

*****

"Tang Zhenglong, what is your first love called?"

"Shancai."

"Shan, you're big, Zlatan already knows you're lying to him."

“……”

"So fast?"

"Did you know there's a thing called the Internet these days?"

Tang Zhenglong was dying.

"Jose, you can't blame me for this, I really haven't been dumped."

"How is that possible!!"

"Really, my ex-girlfriends are all dead set on me, and they all want to marry me."

……

"Jose, isn't your first love quite miserable?"

"Do you think I might tell you?"

"Well, let me tell you about my real first love, her name is Haruko Akagi."

"I won't believe anything you say, I warn you, if there is any problem with Balotelli and Ibrahimovic, I'll settle accounts with you."

……

……

"It's unreasonable, why are you looking for me when you're out of love."

Hanging up the phone, Mourinho had some doubts in his mind.

Haruko Akagi?

I think I've heard this name.

Search for it.

After a search, Mourinho was furious, Tang Zhenglong is addicted to playing tricks, right, this is simply the character in the slam dunk.

******

Arriving at the club the next day, Mourinho was surprised to find that Ibrahimovic and Balotelli had recovered.

"Okay?"

Balotelli smiled slightly, "It's nothing, I'll put it down." ”

Mourinho wondered in his heart: "Could it be that Tang Zhenglong's inner enlightenment is useful?" ”

"Because when we met Tang Zhenglong's bastard, we found that life is actually still beautiful."

……

Yi Bu smiled: "We think that if we and Tang Zhenglong don't live in the same country, we should be grateful to God, and what is there not to be satisfied with." ”

Jose Mourinho was scorched on the outside.

I see.

"Hehe, it's good that you're happy, by the way, do you know Haruko Akagi?"

Ibrahimovic and Balotelli looked confused.

"Your first love?"