"Argentinian woman?"

"How do you know I'm Argentine?"

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, he would lose if he said too much, he said that he had leaked his mouth.

"Because you speak Spanish."

Mika said with a straight face: "The people of South America plus the Spaniards all speak Spanish, can you guess accurately?" ”

“……”

It doesn't seem to be enough.

"Because ......"

"Are you stalking me?"

"I ......"

"I know Diego Maradona."

"So what? What I like is Leo Messi, do you know him? ”

Tang Zhenglong shook his head, "I don't know, but I know Aguero." ”

"Cut."

"The man who was greened by you."

“……”

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

"Argentines know it?"

"Hehe, in Argentina, who doesn't know about Maradona's family?"

"Good...... bar. ”

"I don't think you're a good guy who likes Maradona's daughter."

Tang Zhenglong was unhappy, this is a deep insult.

"What? You don't like Diego? ”

"I don't like fat people, I like Leo's like that, cute."

Do big sisters like little brothers?

"And what do you think of me?"

Tang Zhenglong pretends to be cute.

Mika rolled her eyes, "Like Diego, greasy." ”

Boom.

Five thunderbolts.

Thundered.

Tang Zhenglong was thundered, and it was the first time he was said to be greasy!

"If it's okay, I'd like to go first, and don't follow me anymore unless you have news about Leo."

Tang Zhenglong is unhappy, is Messi amazing?

*****

"Am I greasy?" Tang Zhenglong exhaled, "Kaya, Linda, Claudia, Emma, you guys are honest, am I as refreshing as a lemon?" ”

Burst.

"Don, actually, Mika is right, you are quite greasy, and Kaya likes you, she may have a heavy taste."

Five thunderbolts again.

"Woohoo."

"You don't know my reputation in China, and I'll scare you to death."

"But that doesn't change your greasy temperament."

"Okay, I see, you guys are Chiguo's jealousy, deliberately hitting my self-confidence."

Kaya laughed, "Don, why are you going to talk to a 32-year-old teacher?" ”

"This ......"

"It's not a pit task assigned by the pit dad system!"

"Say what? Yellow Card Warning. ”

“……”

Tang Zhenglong stood up, "I didn't help you at all, I'll go talk to a good male friend." ”

"Remember to take a shower first and go to get rid of the oil."

Burst.

Tang Zhenglong rolled his eyes and gave it to Linda.

*****

"Greasy?"

Tang Zhenglong tried hard to think of this keyword.

Who is the most greasy person you know?

Thought, emmmm.

Pregnant.

Tang Zhenglong dialed the phone.

Schultz looked at the phone number and was shocked, Tang Zhenglong?

"Does this bastard remember me?"

"Hey."

"Matthias, long time no see."

"Hehe, you're the World Footballer now, it's normal to forget about me."

"How is that possible? I remember every plant and tree in Cologne. ”

"Really?"

"Of course."

"What are you looking for me?"

"It's nothing, I just want to talk to you."

Schultz rolled his eyes at the phone.

"If you don't say it, then I'll hang up."

"Don't!!"

"Say it."

Tang Zhenglong can only say 1510.

Schultz was stunned, "How to avoid being hated by girls?" Isn't this your area of expertise, why call me and ask me. ”

"Wait a minute, I seem to understand what I mean, are you taking me as a counterexample?"

Tang Zhenglong Khan's death, is it so obvious?

"No, it's not."

"Don, I know you too well, I'm broken."

"Damn, hanging?"

Tang Zhenglong Khan, how did Schultz's IQ increase? Is IQ inversely proportional to hair?

*****

What will be the consequences of going to the roof of the teaching building and forcibly kissing the female teacher?

One: I was beaten violently.

Two: was reported by the teacher and expelled.

Three: I was beaten up by the teacher and then expelled.

"It doesn't seem to be a good result."

However, the number of tasks has reached 11, and there is still one speed left to reach 90, which is a completely new realm, Tang Zhenglong is very excited.

Tang Zhenglong touched his pants, which were stuffed with thick cardboard, which should be able to withstand the first critical blow.

Mika got on the elevator, and just now Tang Zhenglong sent her a text message, with top-secret news about Messi, and went to the roof for an interview.

"Top secret news about Messi? Could it be that Leo is getting married? ”

Thinking of this, Mika was almost heartbroken, the male god was getting married, how could he live, Mika also once fantasized that he and Messi could do some indescribable things.

came to the top of the building and saw Tang Zhenglong.

"What the hell is the news?"

"You release your fist first."

"Why?"

"Nothing, let go, then lean your back against the wall and relax with your whole body."

Mika was dumbfounded.

"What the hell do you want to do?"

"If you want top-secret information about your god, then do as I say."

Mika leaned against the wall, "Is it okay?" ”

As soon as the words fell, Tang Zhenglong came to a wall knock, and then ......

When I was done, I only listened to the ding.

"Mission accomplished, congratulations master, your speed has been upgraded to 90."

"Haha."

Coming back to his senses, Tang Zhenglong waited to pay the price.

Is it a beating?

Or expulsion?

It doesn't matter, the dissolute youth will always be expelled.

Unexpectedly, Mika said slowly: "Don, I didn't expect you to be so domineering. ”

“……”

"I don't like little men, I like domineering men, I'm sorry, I'm wrong to blame you."

I'll it!!

"Can you kiss me again?"

"This ......"

"If I fail in the Chinese department, can I transfer to the Spanish department?"

"Aren't you Chinese? Is Chinese so bad? ”

Tang Zhenglong laughed a few times, in fact, Chinese is not so easy to learn, last time the teacher asked, who is Tang Song Ba?

Tang Zhenglong was stunned, and then said that it was good.

"I'm afraid of what happens."

"No problem, I can teach you."

"By the way, you said that Leo lied to me, right?"

“……”

"You're so bad, I like bad men."

Tang Zhenglong Khan thought to himself: "Teacher, you are so cheap." ”

*****

Benjamin, a professor of Chinese at the University of Liverpool, found Tang Zhenglong, and he had always had a question in his heart, which was really unpleasant.

"Tang, I came to you today to ask you something."

"What's the matter?"

"Are you really Chinese?"

“……”

"Why is your Chinese so bad?"

"Teacher, I went abroad early."

"It shouldn't be."

"Tang, if you don't change departments, I really can't teach you."

Tang Zhenglong was dying.

"Well, I'll move to the Spanish side, I want to play at Real Madrid in the future."

"That's great, I'll take care of the formalities for you right away."

Tang Zhenglong is unhappy, does he need to be so happy? It's like sending a plague god.