"Alex, what do you think of Everton?"

Manchester United's Champions League quarter-final opponent is Everton, and this is the only Premier League domestic game in the quarter-finals.

'Actually, I'd rather meet teams from other leagues and Everton are a tough opponent.

'David has a lot of tactical literacy, he's a tough Scotsman like me.

"Alex, do you know there's been a me'too event online lately? tells the story of being bullied by Tang Zhenglong, and now there are more than 100 signatures. ”

"Nope." Ferguson smiled: "The story of being bullied by Tang Zhenglong? Then you tell me the URL, and I have something to say. ”

"Really? Alex, you were also bullied by Tang Zhenglong? ”

"Of course, as long as it's in the Premier League, who hasn't been bullied by Tang Zhenglong."

Boom.

"Alex, what do you say?"

Ferguson laughed in his heart, in fact, he was joking.

"Forget it, I'll go to this website called me'too, because there are too many of them, and I can't say a word or two."

*****

"David, the Champions League quarter-finals are coming up, are you nervous?"

'Of course, it's a height that Everton has never been to before, of course I'm going to be nervous and it's against Manchester United.

"David, do you know about me'too activities?"

Moyes pretended not to know.

"I don't know."

"That's right."

The reporter was about to explain, Moyes waved his hand, "There's no need to explain, I don't want to know, it's Tang Zhenglong's private life, and it has nothing to do with the team." ”

"But there are also a lot of Everton players on this site who have left messages."

"Hehe, I think it's a fake of boring people, Everton is a united whole, it can't be like this."

Journalists are dumbfounded, aren't they? But that's not the case on the Internet.

"Well, if there's no talk about the Champions League, then I'm leaving, goodbye."

*****

"I am an Everton player, and Tang Zhenglong in my eyes is a good person, a good person, a good person."

"Don, it's useless to irrigate." Cahill said.

Sure enough, within a minute, Tang Zhenglong's post was deleted.

"Is this Ibrahimovic online 24 hours a day? Delete my post in seconds. ”

"Maybe there's an intelligent filter, for example, as long as all the posts that praise Tang Zhenglong are deleted."

I'll it!!

"Then this is cheating, I'm going to find a reporter to expose this unscrupulous website."

"Hehe, who cares about this kind of thing, he is in charge of his website."

Tang Zhenglong secretly opened his website and looked at it, but there was still no one to sign it, and he was suddenly depressed.

"Tim, tell you the truth, is my popularity in the circle really so bad?"

"Not really."

Tang Zhenglong slapped the table, "I'll just say, I'm actually pretty good." ”

Cahill wanted to escape, but Tang Zhenglong grabbed his hand.

"You see, I'm filial, I don't spend money indiscriminately, I'm also handsome, and I'm good to my friends, isn't there a lot of advantages."

Cahill was dumbfounded.

"Tang, it's useless for you to tell me, the key is that netizens don't believe it."

"Yes, in this era of online violence, we must say NO, you follow me, NO."

“NO。”

"That's right, if everyone stands up as bravely as you do, then the world will be full of warmth."

Tang Zhenglong opened the website, "Then would you like to sign on my website?" ”

Cahill was dumbfounded, if he signed, then he would be the next to be abused on the Internet, and he was not as cheeky as Tang Zhenglong, and he was married, so he had to think about his family.

"Tang, I'm not famous, and it's useless to sign it."

"It's okay, you're not well-known in Europe, but you're a brother in Australia, just like me."

Cahill smiled bitterly: "That can't be compared, there are more than a billion people in your country, and there are 10 million people in our country." ”

"It's okay, 10 million is 10 million, I'm not too little."

"I hate you." Cahill thought to himself.

Suddenly, someone ran to tell Tang Zhenglong.

"Don, your website has been hacked."

"Nima!!"

Tang Zhenglong took a look, and sure enough, his website was hacked.

"Online violence is terrifying."

"Tang, I think you should apologize, the netizens are too strong, you can't fight."

"Apologize? I'm sorry, I don't have the word apology in my dictionary, I will think of a way, victory must belong to the Chinese who love justice. ”

*****

Thor frowned.

"You're asking me to sue Eevee?"

"yes, his website is hacking me."

"That me'too event is an online forum, and he doesn't hack you."

"I have proof, he is hacking me."

Thor knows that the probability of winning in this kind of thing is less than 0.

"Don, I'd advise you to apologize."

Tang Zhenglong said unhappily: "I give you so many lawyer fees a year, you ask me to apologize, you say it again." ”

"Don, why don't you find another lawyer."

"Okay, will the lawyer's fees be refunded?"

"It can't be."

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, this guy was even more shameless than himself.

"Okay, just help me settle the people who are so black about me, otherwise ......"

"What do you want?" Thor crossed Erlang's legs and smiled triumphantly.

"I married Emma."

As soon as these words came out, Salton was like five thunderbolts.

Thundered.

"How dare you !!"

"Emma and I got married in a flash, and we divorced in a month, and I still contracted the divorce lawsuit to you, aren't you the best at divorce lawsuits?"

Thor was dumbfounded, this is really too vicious, Tang Zhenglong is the source of evil.

"How? Do you want to help? ”

"Okay, I'll look into the case."

Tang Zhenglong stood up and walked to Sol's side and patted him lightly on the shoulder, "I believe in your professionalism, you are the best at finding loopholes in the law." ”

"Nima's, and insulting Lao Tzu's profession, this bastard."

*****

"What? Tang Zhenglong's lawyer sued me? ”

Eevee smiled and patted his lawyer, "This kind of thing, the probability of him winning is zero, right?" ”

"Not necessarily."

“……”

Eevee wondered.

"Isn't online swearing free? You go and see how many people scold me, why can't it be done this time? ”

The lawyer said: "Tang Zhenglong's lawyer is not suing you for defamation, but for malicious competition. ”

"Hostile competition?" Ibu was dumbfounded.

"What do you mean?"

"You are all forwards, Tang Zhenglong means that you are jealous of his talent and want to compare him, so you hacked him on the Internet."

Ibu was dumbfounded.

"I'm jealous of him?"

"Yes, that's what he meant."

Eevee was quiet for a second, then erupted.

"Okay, you go and reply to his lawyer, I will fight, no matter how much the lawyer's fee, I will !!"