After reaching the quarter-finals of the Champions League, the schedule is two games in a week, which is different from the previous group stage and quarter-finals.

Back-to-back games put the two sides to the test, with United arriving at Liverpool after the weekend and Alex Ferguson determined to turn the tables on the road.

At the press conference.

Tang Zhenglong wears the captain's armband.

The reporters also learned the news in advance, and it is said that Everton unanimously "selected" Tang Zhenglong as the captain, but the reporters did not believe it.

"Don, it is said that you became the captain because you said that if you marry Edith, then the team is all yours."

Burst.

Ferguson, who was on the side, laughed unkindly.

In other words, Tang Zhenglong's captain was obtained by eating soft rice.

Tang Zhenglong's face darkened.

'I don't know who spread the rumours, but my captain was unanimously chosen by my Everton team-mates and they thought I was the most suitable person, so they chose me as the captain.

Burst.

"But several veterans of the team are also in good shape, Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo and Rooney are not captains because of their good performance."

Ferguson interjected: "The captain has to be a veteran of the team, such as ours, Scholes and Ryan Giggs will be such candidates, no matter how good Rooney performs, he has to wait in line." ”

"Of course, unless he soaked the boss's daughter and ate soft rice, it doesn't matter."

There was a stumbling laugh below, Tang Zhenglong was ten thousand unhappy in his heart, my captain obviously relied on his strength, these bastards said that I ate soft rice.

Ferguson smiled: "Eat soft rice, eat soft rice, there is nothing to be embarrassed about." ”

Tang Zhenglong glanced at Ferguson coldly.

"I know that the lord has a grudge against me because I scored two goals in the last game, and I can understand the gentleman's mentality."

Ferguson is a snake??

The reporters were dumbfounded, and it is estimated that only Tang Zhenglong dared to say this in the world.

Ferguson was not angry, and smiled slightly, "Don, did I poke your sore spot, and you are mad?" ”

Who is Tang Zhenglong? That's a man who can't rub sand in his eyes.

"Does everyone think I'm a soft eater?"

……

"Well, I'll admit it, I'm not just eating the boss's soft rice, I'm also eating the manager's soft rice, and I'm getting better with Lauren, how about it? Be jealous, snake. ”

……

……

The scene was dumbfounded.

Tang Zhenglong is the most domineering soft rice man in history.

"I was the top scorer in the Premier League last year, and I got this from eating soft rice, and I accompanied the daughter of the FA boss, okay?"

"Also, I was able to shoot "One Ball to Fame" because I had a leg with British national treasure actress Anna Fryer."

"Also, I was able to beat Manchester United because I ......"

Ferguson already had a premonition that what Tang Zhenglong wanted to say, and it must be unbearable.

"Shut up!!"

"Because the lord's daughter and I also have a leg."

"You fart !!!"

Tang Zhenglong said with a smile: "All my achievements today are based on my handsome face, my name is Tang Zhenglong, a great soft rice man." ”

******

"I'm." After Ferguson returned, he collapsed on the couch for a long time.

That's when his daughter called.

"Dad, what the hell is going on? The Internet suddenly said that I have nothing to do with Tang Zhenglong, we haven't met at all. ”

Ferguson was furious.

"Daughter, don't listen to nonsense on the Internet, this is a thing that is not a thing."

"Dad, this is seriously affecting my life."

"Daughter, don't worry, Dad will settle it."

"Okay, Dad."

Putting down the phone, Ferguson was furious.

"Tang Zhenglong!! I'll kill you!! ”

*****

"Tang Zhenglong, why do you bastard implicate Lauren?"

"Boss, they have to say that I eat soft rice, what can I do?"

“……”

As he spoke, Tang Zhenglong sighed and said, "It's all my mother's fault." ”

Moyes was stunned, "What does this have to do with your mother?" ”

"Who told my mother to make me so handsome and make me look like a scumbag, so everyone doesn't believe that I'm actually a good man."

“……”

Moyes thought to himself, "It doesn't have a penny to do with your mother, it's purely because you're really bad." ”

"Okay, I don't care what happens to you, remember for me, don't bother Lauren again."

"Boss, this is impossible, the media will not let me go, just like the media will not let go of Xiaobei."

……

……

"You're so shameless, when will you be able to compare with Becky."

*****

At Goodison Park, Ferguson had just stepped off the bus when he met a reporter with a microphone.

"Sir, I heard that in order to win, you asked your daughter to accompany Tang Zhenglong."

“……”

Ferguson first looked at the reporter who said this, and then snatched his microphone and threw it out.

"Don't fart in front of me, or be careful I'll beat you."

The reporter was also dumbfounded, it was rare to see Ferguson so furious.

Ferguson took a few steps and then turned around, "Don't mention Tang Zhenglong to me, I don't want to hear his name." ”

On the other side, reporters surrounded Tang Zhenglong.

"Don, according to reports, most of the women you mentioned don't actually have anything to do with you, which means you're joking."

Tang Zhenglong smiled, "Nonsense, I'm talking angry, because the reporter angered me, think about it, you know, if I put all my passion on bed, then how could I achieve such good results on the football field?" ”

……

……

"Of course, to say that I have never eaten soft rice is also false, I have at least eaten a woman's soft rice."

it!!

Tang Zhenglong is going to blow himself up.

The reporters said they were looking forward to it.

Tang Zhenglong said with a smile: "This only woman is my mother, and she is the only woman who gives me food unconditionally." ”

"Mom, I love you, happy birthday."

"Your mom's birthday today?"

Tang Zhenglong thought to himself: "No. ”

"Yes, it's my mom's birthday."

"Then we wish your mother a happy birthday."

"Thank you."

*****

In the locker room, Fellaini was close to Tang Zhenglong.

"Don, what is your mother's birthday, I remember you wishing your mother a happy birthday in August and October."

Tang Zhenglong smiled, "My mother was born when I needed her birthday." ”

Fellaini was dumbfounded.

"Is that okay?"

"I've found that as long as you bring up something like your mother's birthday, people are embarrassed to say anything."

"You just have to say, my mother's birthday today, and the other party is embarrassed to beat you."

"Then I'll try it next time."

At this time, someone shouted, "Maruwang, go and get me a bottle of water." ”

Fellaini thought for a moment and refused: "No, my mother has a birthday today." ”

The other party was stunned.