"Jose, Inter Milan's opponent in the semi-finals is Everton, what do you think?"

Mourinho shrugged, "I don't care who our opponent is. ”

"But Tang Zhenglong has already said that he will destroy you."

Mourinho was furious.

"That's really what he said?"

The reporter nodded.

"Then I can only tell him, Don, you are looking for death."

*****

"Damn, I'm going to sue this reporter to death, he's sowing discord."

Linda asked, "What were your exact words?" ”

"I'm going to destroy Inter."

“……”

"Then you still sue the reporter?"

"When I said it, I said it with a smile, obviously a joke, and the reporter didn't convey my smile, and a good word turned sour."

Linda was dumbfounded, is this called a good word?

That's when Jose Mourinho called.

"What to do? Jose's phone. ”

"I'll pick it up for you?"

Tang Zhenglong handed the phone to Linda.

"Hello."

"Where's Tang Zhenglong!!"

"He's out."

", let him get over right now, or I'll come to Liverpool right now."

Linda covered the phone, "He said if you don't get out, he'll come to Liverpool." ”

Tang Zhenglong was helpless, people like Mourinho did what he said.

"Give me the phone."

"Jose."

"Tang Zhenglong!!"

"Jose, long time no see, I miss you a lot."

Mourinho sneered: "I heard that you are going to destroy me." ”

“……”

"No, you know, journalists are the most disgusting creatures, spreading rumors all day long."

"Hehe, Tang, don't you know that there is a thing called the Internet now, I watched the video, and that's what you said."

"But I'm kidding, don't you see me laughing?"

"You're a thief laughing, I feel uncomfortable looking at it, you might as well not laugh."

Burst!!

Linda laughed unkindly.

"Jose, you're talking nonsense, why am I laughing? I have a sunny smile, you know? In our country, my nickname is Little Sun. ”

Burst.

"Don, people in the football circle have to leave a little leeway to speak, Cantona was so arrogant back then, and he didn't say who he was going to destroy, Don, you caused trouble!!"

With that, Mourinho hung up.

"Hehe, I don't believe it, Linda, tell me, someone must have said that I am going to kill you."

Linda shook her head, "If you say it in front of the camera, that's definitely not true." ”

"Huh." Tang Zhenglong sneered, "You guys just talk nonsense, what a big deal, I'll prove it to you." ”

*****

Buenos Aires, Maradona's phone rang.

"A little bastard's call?"

"Humph!! If I pick it up right away, as if I have nothing to do all day, I'll wait and pick it up. ”

After waiting two minutes, Maradona picked up the phone.

"Who, I'm busy, and I still have a few endorsements to talk about later."

"Diego, stop pretending, I know you're doing this to look less idle, I'm timed, exactly two minutes."

“……”

"I called your daughter first, and she told me you had nothing to do."

"Damn, this girl is getting more and more disobedient."

Maradona still pretended, "Hehe, I have a lot of things, what does my daughter know." ”

"By the way, what the hell is the matter with you?"

Tang Zhenglong told the matter.

"Diego, do you think it's serious? I'm just kidding. ”

Unexpectedly, Maradona said: "Of course it's serious, I can't say this kind of thing." ”

Tang Zhenglong was stunned at first.

"Hehe, Diego, don't pretend, everyone knows that you like to provoke opponents the most."

"That's right, but I have a bottom line, I can't say that I'm going to kill you, it's too much."

Tang Zhenglong Khan died, and Maradona said that there was no bottom line?

It's like being called a scumbag by Mr. Chen.

What qualifications do you have!!

"Diego, I'm kidding."

"It's not a joke."

“……”

"That, international calls are very expensive, I'll hang up first."

*****

"Hehe, these people are playing noble with me now."

Tang Zhenglong does not believe that no one in the history of football has said anything as provocative as himself.

So he called Ibrahim.

"Zlatan, let me ask you something."

"What's wrong? Do you feel like you're dead, hahaha. ”

"Huh." Tang Zhenglong laughed awkwardly.

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

"You're the number one troll in football, you don't object to that, do you?"

"Hey, hey, hey."

", hang me up."

Tang Zhenglong fought again, but he simply didn't pick it up.

Tang Zhenglong thought about it, what other bad guys are there in football?

That's right!!

"Call him."

*****

Park Ji-sung saw that the phone was showing an unfamiliar number.

"No marking? But I don't have any acquaintances in England. ”

"Hey."

"Park, it's me."

"You...... Delivery? ”

“……”

"I'm Tang Zhenglong."

Park Ji-sung was stunned.

"What are you doing!! I'm busy. ”

"I've had an incident recently, and you've probably heard about it."

Tang Zhenglong said the matter briefly.

"I know, watch the news, but what does this have to do with me?"

"That's right, as we all know, South Koreans are the thickest-skinned, for example, you bought referees in the 2002 World Cup, but you are still justifiable, I want to ask, what is the skill? I want to be justified too. ”

As soon as these words came out, Park Ji-sung exploded.

"Roll !!"

"Damn, it's hanging again!!"

Tang Zhenglong called Aguero again.

"I know that, but what does it have to do with me? I'm not at Inter again. ”

"Kun, that's right, I know you brought a lot of green hats, and I also contributed one, but you are still living so calmly, which shows the strength of your heart, I want to ask, how did you do it."

"Want to know?"

"Yes."

"You're going to die!! I'll tell you. ”

……

……

*****

"Don, what's wrong? listless. Linda laughed.

"I called a lot of people and they all said I was doing something wrong, and it looks like I might be wrong."

"Then apologize, Jose should forgive you."

"Apologize? No way. ”

Linda was stunned, she already had a bad premonition.

"And what do you want to do?"

Tang Zhenglong took out a piece of paper.

"What is this?"

"I got the transcript for me from the teachers at the University of Liverpool."

Linda looked at it and was dumbfounded.

"I proved that Tang Zhenglong's English level is about the same as that of the mentally handicapped, so he can not be responsible for his own words."

Linda's face darkened, "You want to evade responsibility through this?" ”

"English is very difficult for a Chinese, I am a foreigner, if I curse in my native language, then I am responsible, but if I say it in English, I am not responsible."

Burst!!

Linda is convinced, completely convinced!!