"Heaven and earth, bless Everton with a goal." Tang Zhenglong knelt on the sofa and prayed.

"God don't listen to Tang Zhenglong, he's a bad person."

"You're the bad guy."

"You are."

"You are."

Mourinho and Florentino Khan died, and the two fought again.

"These two naïve ghosts."

But Mourinho himself is also nervous, this is the Champions League semi-final.

"Jose, you seem nervous." Florentino laughed.

"Hehe, I'm not nervous, I've already won the Champions League."

On the court, the atmosphere was suffocating, and neither side dared to make mistakes, because it was likely to be a lore.

Moyes brought on Yakubu for a last-ditch effort.

"At this time, it would be nice to have Tang Zhenglong."

Alan smiled bitterly, "If we make it to the finals, we will have to play without Tang Zhenglong." ”

Moyes nodded, "We need to get rid of Tang Zhenglong's dependence as soon as possible." ”

That being said, it's not easy.

*****

'It was Everton's 10th corner and it was headed out by an Inter player.

'Everton's set-pieces are not threatening.

Moyes was so angry that he kicked the bench in his seat.

"Without me, Everton is really not good, I am too important, I am an angel, I am a savior."

"I want to throw up."

Eevee made a make-it-your-vomit look.

"Why don't you say that Inter Milan can't attack without me?"

"Where did you get your delusions?"

"You !!"

Tang Zhenglong continued to pray: "As long as Everton can score, I promise, never, never, never eat hot pot." ”

……

Khan died.

"Don, if you swear that you will never touch a woman, then maybe God will have mercy on you."

Burst.

Florentino and Mourinho chuckled.

Tang Zhenglong's face darkened.

"Zlatan, you swear if you have the ability."

Eevee shrugged, "I can't help it, and I don't believe in prayers. ”

"Since you don't believe me, then I'll help you."

"Get out!!"

"God bless Everton to score a goal, then Zlatan will never touch a woman."

"Nima!!"

Yibu grabbed Tang Zhenglong's neck, "You dare to talk nonsense to me again." ”

"You say you don't believe it."

"Then you are not allowed to speak of me."

*****

Moyes called Fellaini.

'When we take a corner, you pull back.'

"You're the opponent's focus on defense, so it's better to drop back and take a defender away."

Fellaini nodded.

Everton got a set-piece again, in a hurry, this time Arteta's ball was not kicked high, a half-high ball, Inter Milan went out in front of the point, I thought there was no chance, and then looked, Everton had a man in front of the penalty area.

"Tall guy, big man, shoot." Tang Zhenglong shouted.

"Don't shoot, pass." Moyes shouted from the sidelines.

But whether it is Tang Zhenglong or Moyes's words, Fellaini can't hear them, he can only follow his heart.

"What would Tang Zhenglong do if he was here?"

"He's going to shoot."

So Fellaini made up his mind - to shoot.

"The pass could have been better, wouldn't he, is he going to shoot?"

If there is love in the sky, the sky is also old, and he kicked the goal.

A lot of the world is blind at the end of the day, with Marouane Fellaini blasting a shot through a crowd and into the back of the net.

GOOOOOOOOOAL！！

GOOOOOOOOOAL！！

GOOOOOOOOOAL！！

GOOOOOOOOOAL！！

Moyes fell to his knees and sighed.

"We scored."

Fellaini's tall frame was covered with his teammates, and he finally collapsed, crushed underneath and left to celebrate.

"Scored."

Tang Zhenglong ran wildly in the box.

"Zlatan, remember, don't touch women in the future."

"Get out."

Ibrahimovic and Jose Mourinho are grim-faced.

Tang Zhenglong hugged Raiola, Florentino.

Ibrahimovic laughed: "Don, good news for you, if Everton advances, you won't be able to play in the final either. ”

"It's okay, I'll appeal successfully."

Ibu Khan died.

"UEFA is owned by your family!!"

"I believe in fairness and justice."

"Cut."

This time it was Ibu's turn to pray.

"God, as long as Inter Milan scores a goal, Tang Zhenglong promises never to touch a woman."

"Cut, plagiarize my wisdom, Zlatan, do you have the culture?"

Mourinho smiled: "Zlatan, come here." ”

The two of them whispered, and Ibu smiled: "God, I change my oath, as long as Inter Milan scores, Tang Zhenglong will never get up." ”

……

……

It's so vicious!!

"Bastard, God is so kind, he won't listen to you."

After conceding the goal, Inter Milan has no choice, they can only attack, otherwise they will be eliminated.

That's when the UEFA guys came in because they wanted to make sure Mourinho didn't command the game remotely.

In this era, communication is so convenient that coaches can still play remotely when they are sent out.

"Jose, we're going to confiscate your communications equipment for the time being."

"Yes."

Jose Mourinho handed over his mobile phone.

Tang Zhenglong said with a smile: "Leaders of UEFA, I will supervise Jose." ”

The two of them glanced at Tang Zhenglong and didn't say anything.

At the end of the game, Mourinho walked to the window, and Tang Zhenglong looked at him.

"Jose, don't think about it, it's just a Champions League, there's no need to look for death."

Mourinho looked at Tang Zhenglong, "Do you think swearing is really useful?" ”

Tang Zhenglong was stunned, "If it's poisonous enough, maybe it's useful." ”

"Well, if Inter Milan scores, then Tang Zhenglong will be struck by lightning."

……

……

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

"Jose, you have to swear by yourself, it's my business."

Mourinho crouched down and watched the game, silent, now he can only resign himself to fate, if he scores a goal, he will be ecstatic, if he keeps it like this, he can only accept it silently.

In the end, the final whistle blew and there were no miracles.

On the pitchside, Everton substitutes rushed out and hugged the players on the pitch.

Tang Zhenglong put his hand on Mourinho's shoulder, "Jose, Inter Milan has done a good job, don't be sad." ”

"Boss, this is football." Ibrahimovic said.

"It's over."

"I'm disappointed."

Mourinho stood up and left, leaving a disappointed back.

Ibu is also gone.

Tang Zhenglong pretended for a while, but he couldn't pretend anymore, he jumped up, "Hahaha, we won, we are the winners." ”

"By the way, if I can't play in the final, the medal will still be given to me, right?"

"It should be."

"That's good."

"Don, hopefully the next time we meet, it's in Madrid."

"Hey, hey."

Florentino left, and Tang Zhenglong approached Raiola, "Fatty, do I really want to strike?" ”

"It's better not, it's best to break up peacefully."