"Second Master Guan, in our China, he is the most chivalrous and righteous, let's pay homage to Second Master Guan, he will bless Manchester United to lose."

In the locker room, no one knew where Tang Zhenglong found the statue of Guan Erye.

The teammates were stunned.

"Don, what are you doing here?" Moyers asked.

"Hello Second Master."

Moyes really wanted to slam Tang Zhenglong on the back of the head, this bastard.

"Tang Zhenglong, it's the 21st century, can you believe in science?"

Tang Zhenglong smiled and took out a bag of things.

"What is this?"

"Rat poison, which of you is going to feed Ferguson?"

Everyone took a step back.

"Hehe, lied to you, this is Hopping Candy."

After finishing speaking, Tang Zhenglong opened the package and poured it into his mouth.

Moyes felt like he was with a madman, and he waved his hand, "All of them go for me, get out, get out of the game." ”

After all the team members left, Moyes looked at Guan Erye, and then bowed.

*****

Roy Hodgson.

England's famous coach, now the head coach of Fulham, Fulham has no desire this season, but he doesn't want to be a supporting role for others, if he can overturn Everton, then it is something to boast about.

Moyes quickly stepped forward when he saw Hodgson, looking very polite, after all, he was an old-timer.

"Roy."

"David."

At this time, Tang Zhenglong passed by.

"David, I heard something is going on at Manchester United, how's it going? Guan Erye is very smart, Ferguson's grandson is definitely finished. ”

Moyers Khan thought to himself, "Don't you know Hodgson?" ”

This one......

Tang Zhenglong is face blind to whites and blacks, and he really can't remember so many faces.

"Hey, who is this old man?"

Hodgson was dying.

"Hello, I'm Roy."

"Hello, I'm Tang Zhenglong, call me Dalong, or a handsome guy."

Moyes couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed Tang Zhenglong's collar and threw it out.

"Roy, don't be angry, he is Chinese, he doesn't remember our face, he belongs to the advanced stage of face blindness."

"Hehe, it's okay, I know Tang Zhenglong, a young man with a lot of personality."

Unexpectedly, Tang Zhenglong came back again, "I remember who you are, you are Lao Lei, Redknapp, right?" ”

……

……

With a whoosh, Tang Zhenglong was thrown out again.

Hodgson was so embarrassed that he was looking for a crack in the ground.

"David, let's talk after the game."

"Okay."

*****

At the 70th minute of the game, it was still 0-0, and Moyes called Tang Zhenglong over.

"It's all your fault, if you hadn't messed with Hodgson, he wouldn't have slammed us to death, you scored for me."

"Score now!!"

Tang Zhenglong Khan.

"Boss, you can't be unreasonable, how can you blame me, I'm not the boss."

"You're in trouble."

Tang Zhenglong smiled, "Who told you to be disrespectful to Second Master Guan, I just said that Second Master Guan is very spiritual." ”

Moyes was half angry, he really wanted to replace Tang Zhenglong, and then beat him up.

Fortunately, Manchester United is still 0-0, and if a goal is scored here, then the title will be Everton's.

*****

Hodgson called a couple of players over: "Hold on, you can't let Everton score, they're in a hurry, maybe we can still win." ”

Moyes glanced at it.

"Old fellow, if you push me into a hurry, I'll ......"

There was a lot of stalemate on the pitch, and the atmosphere of the game could be described as tormenting.

"Alain, how's going on at Manchester United?"

"It's still 0-0."

Moyes nodded, fine.

*****

On Manchester United's side, Ferguson is like an ant on a hot pot.

If it's 0-0, then the title is also Manchester United's, but Ferguson doesn't want to leave his fate to God.

'Goals, we have to score, my destiny is my own decision.'

Manchester United pressed it all, but they didn't expect the back line to make a mistake and was stolen by Hull City.

Ferguson was stupid.

Still lagging behind.

*****

When the news of Manchester United's backwardness came, Moyes couldn't contain his excitement.

"Tang Zhenglong, Manchester United is behind." Saha told Tang Zhenglong the good news.

"Hehe, is it important? A Premier League title only. ”

Saha was dumbfounded.

"Nima's, this kid is crazy."

In fact, Tang Zhenglong's heart is happy, he is leaving, of course, he hopes to leave a Premier League title for Everton fans.

That's when Everton won a free-kick.

Tang Zhenglong came to the ball and put on an expression of Dugu seeking defeat.

"I'll come, I'll conquer, I'll hang."

"Tang Zhenglong, are you reciting poetry?" The opposing player wondered.

"No, it's a spell, know the anti-physical goal? It's by my spell. ”

The other party was dumbfounded.

Moyes prayed on the sidelines, "Tang Zhenglong, you'd better kick me in, or I'll kick your ass." ”

Tang Zhenglong began to run, and suddenly ...... He stopped.

"I'm sorry, my shoelaces are loose, let's change people."

The other party is dumbfounded, this bastard is playing with us?

Moyes was also dumbfounded, Tang Zhenglong, are you going to die.

Everton replaced Mikel Arteta for a free-kick, and Spain's footwork was also very good, curling the ball straight into the corner.

GOOOOOOOOOAL！！

Damn, it turns out that the so-called loose shoelaces are also a tactic.

The opponent looked at Tang Zhenglong viciously.

"Listen to me, I'm really loosening my shoelaces."

"I swear in the name of Second Master Guan."

Hodgson walked up to Moyes, "David, this tactic is wonderful, the laces are loose, will the shorts be loose next time?" ”

Moyers Khan.

"Roy, I think he might really have loose laces."

"Haha, are you going to continue to insult my IQ? Do you think I'm too old to be insulted at will? ”

"No, no."

Moyes is really embarrassed to death, this tactic is not formulated by me at all, it has nothing to do with me, the baby is bitter.

*****

"What? Did Everton score? Did Tang Zhenglong's bastard get in? ”

"No, it's Arteta."

Ferguson was furious.

"Give me an attack, if we lose, I won't have the face to see Tang Zhenglong in the future."

"Woooooooooooooo

Manchester United bombarded Hull City indiscriminately, scoring one to make it 1-1, and the final scoreline.

"Hurry up, we curse Everton."

"Boss, didn't you say that cursing this kind of thing is only done by a villain like Tang Zhenglong?"

Ferguson was stunned for a moment.

"I've changed my mind, can't I? Am I the boss, or are you the boss? ”

*****

"Second Master Guan, I will go to Emperor Guan Temple to make a vow, thank you for your blessing."

Moyes suddenly felt that he was very stupid, he was really unscrupulous for the championship, and even believed Tang Zhenglong's nonsense.

Tang Zhenglong patted Moyes on the shoulder, "That's very good, let's go to see Guan Erye collectively after the game." ”