Chapter 662: Ronaldo, let's go shopping
"Delicious."
"It's fun."
"Beauty!!"
Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong was hit by something.
“Ho。”
"Teacher."
"Tang Zhenglong, you go to class and sleep."
Tang Zhenglong has to come to Spanish classes after training every day, but this Spanish is too difficult to learn.
And the most difficult thing about Spanish is that Spanish nouns and adjectives are divided into masculine and feminine. Nouns or adjectives that usually end in o are masculine and nouns or adjectives that end in a A are feminine, e.g. a man's hair is pelo and a girl's hair is chica.
"Teacher, Spanish is too difficult, whether you can speak English in the future or not, it's the same as Indians."
The teacher was furious, picked up the book in his hand and hit Tang Zhenglong again.
"You won't be using it tomorrow."
"But I paid for it."
"Hehe, do you want to get the money back? Don't. ”
*****
Tang Zhenglong called Raiola after he returned.
"Fatty, that Spanish teacher fell out with me, you can find me another one."
"Damn, that's the best Spanish teacher I could find, what else do you want?"
"Can you find a woman, with the face of an angel and the body of a devil?"
“……”
"You can go to the red light district."
“……”
"Red light district?"
"Is there one in Madrid?"
Tang Zhenglong really wanted to take a look, not that way, just curiosity.
Tang Zhenglong thought about it and called Marcelo first.
"Why did you call me about this?"
"Isn't that the kind of place you Brazilians like best?"
Marcelo was furious.
"Tang Zhenglong, you like that kind of place, I'm very innocent, okay, I love my girlfriend, goodbye!!"
Tang Zhenglong made several phone calls, and the answer he got was - "I am an innocent man!" ”
"Hehe, pretend with me."
In fact, the red light district in Europe is different from the domestic understanding, such as Amsterdam, which is just a very normal tourist area, nothing special, foreign tourists will go to see it, and there is nothing special.
Tang Zhenglong thought about it again, and finally called Ronaldo.
"Cristiano, you know ......"
Tang Zhenglong told the matter.
Ronaldo smiled: "Can't you honestly find a girlfriend?" ”
"I have a girlfriend, I'm curious, and I'm at my level, I'm probably going to play at Real Madrid for the rest of my life, so of course I have to get to know the city of Madrid in depth."
"Hehe, then you promise not to isolate me again, and I will accompany you to go shopping."
“……”
"I'm sorry, I've never isolated you."
"Hehe, my mouth is really tight."
*****
On the streets of Madrid, Ronaldo held his mobile phone and looked at the navigation.
"Why can't I find my way with the navigation?"
"Maybe the map hasn't been updated, you update it."
"Okay."
Ronaldo ordered the update, but it crashed directly (the smartphone of the year was very scumbag)
"What now?"
"We can ask for directions."
"Hehe, then you go, a superstar like me can't ask for directions."
"Damn, I'm also a superstar."
"Europeans are face-blind and don't know you."
……
Tang Zhenglong was unhappy, this is discrimination, the kind of red fruit.
After looking for half an hour, I finally came to the legendary red light district.
"Damn, this ......"
"Isn't it different from what you imagined?"
Tang Zhenglong nodded.
It's just a neighborhood with an ordinary one.
"Cristiano, to be honest, have you ever been to the red light district since you were a child?"
"No !!"
"It should be said that there is no need, there is no shortage of women for a handsome guy like me."
"Hahaha." Tang Zhenglong made a mocking sound.
"What do you want to do next? I'm in for a treat if you want. ”
Tang Zhenglong has a black face!
Pointing to the open-air café on the side of the road, "Let's go get a drink first, I'm tired." ”
Ronaldo ordered a cup of coffee, and Tang Zhenglong ordered a glass of lemonade.
"I'm really bored, I'll go back after drinking."
"Are you sure you don't want to spend it?"
"Hehe, this joke isn't funny at all."
That's when a blonde beauty came over.
"Boss, a latte."
Tang Zhenglong Nunu mouthed, "I bet with you, that's what she did." ”
"Hehe, I look like a tourist."
"Tourists?"
Cristiano Ronaldo shelled out 100 euros.
"I'll bet 100 euros."
Tang Zhenglong took the money, "I'm sure I'll win." ”
"Give me back!!"
Tang Zhenglong stepped forward to talk, but he couldn't ask, "Are you a girl who has lost your footing?" ”
That's going to be killed.
"Can I sit here?"
"Of course."
……
As soon as the girl spoke, Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, and this was a thick British accent.
"You're British?"
"International students."
"I'm Tang Zhenglong."
"I know, and Cristiano, I just saw you two here for coffee."
"Haha, why don't you come?"
The girl shrugged, "That's rude." ”
"By the way, my name is Jessica."
Tang Zhenglong touched 100 euros, money is a trivial matter, but it is a matter of face.
"That's right, I just made a bet with Cristiano."
"Bet on what?"
“……”
Tang Zhenglong said it stubbornly, and the girl's face immediately stinked.
"What do you look at, do I look like that kind of woman?"
"No, you know, it's the red light district, I thought ......"
"What logic, there are a lot of tourists here."
"It's not important, the important thing is that I can't lose."
Jessica's eyes widened, "What do you mean?" ”
"Can you pretend you're that kind of woman?"
Jessica suddenly thundered like five thunderbolts.
"Are you trying to splash a latte in your face?"
“……”
"You can't afford to lose 100 euros?"
"No, it's not about money, it's a matter of face, and men can't say no."
"As long as you help me, I can ask you to be my Spanish teacher."
Jessica was dumbfounded again, the logic jumped too fast.
"What do you mean?"
Tang Zhenglong explained.
"You mean we can be friends?"
"Of course."
"Okay, I'll help you, but I'm going to visit your house."
"No problem."
After this side was finalized, Tang Zhenglong returned to Ronaldo's side.
"How?"
Tang Zhenglong nodded.
"Hehe, lie."
Ronaldo walked over and accosted the other party in Spanish, Tang Zhenglong was sweating on the side, don't have a British accent, but obviously Tang Zhenglong's worries are unnecessary, Jessica opened her mouth, with an authentic Madrid accent.
Ronaldo can't help it, if it's a tourist, it's impossible to have an authentic accent.
"Hahaha, how's it going? I'll win. ”
"It's just a fluke, I'm going back, it's really boring to go shopping with you."
After Ronaldo left, Tang Zhenglong also took Jessica home as agreed, but what he didn't expect was that there was big trouble waiting for him at home.