"Damn, this guy is standing and not running?"

Laco sent three people to defend Tang Zhenglong, but this guy didn't run.

"Boss, this guy is standing still, are we withdrawing the defense?"

Lotina is also embarrassed, Tang Zhenglong must be a threat, but this guy doesn't move, which makes people very embarrassed.

"It's probably a tactic."

"Tactics?"

The players were dumbfounded.

This is the first time I've seen this tactic.

"Could it be that he is just...... Lazy! ”

Lotina gave him a blank look.

"Do you think a lazy bug might go to Real Madrid?"

……

"Alright, keep defending."

These people would not have thought of it when they were killed, but in fact, the last one is the correct solution.

*****

The first half ended, 1-1.

One by one, the players walked off the pitch.

"Go."

"I'm not going." Fermina had a dark face.

"Go."

"If you don't have anything to do with Tang Zhenglong, then call him to the box."

"You guys are messing around."

"Haha, you must be related."

"Okay, just go."

Fermina found Tang Zhenglong.

"You're coming to see the ball, huh?"

"yes, with friends, they want to see you."

"See me?"

"Is that okay?"

"If you can't, it's fine."

Tang Zhenglong smiled: "Of course you can, you wait a minute, I'll take a leave." ”

Tang Zhenglong found Marcelo.

"I have a stomachache and need to go to the toilet."

"Oh."

"I mean I'm going to a public toilet."

Marcelo was stunned, "Isn't the locker room toilet enough for you?" ”

"I have a mental illness that can only be solved in a public toilet."

“……”

"And what are you doing at home?"

"That's why I rent a place close to a public toilet."

Marcelo was speechless.

"Alright then, I'll talk to the boss."

*****

"Girls, Tang Zhenglong is here."

"Hello everyone, I'm Tang Zhenglong, read it with me, be louder, I didn't hear it."

"Yoyo ......"

The girls are stupid.

"You ......"

"It's quite humorous."

"Hahaha."

These girls are all white bone spirits, and someone has long pulled Fermina aside, separated from Tang Zhenglong in the middle.

Then the interrogation mode is turned on.

"Don, are you Fermina a boyfriend?"

"It's not."

"Maria, don't talk nonsense, okay?" Fermina said unpleasantly.

"Hehe, what are you afraid of?"

Another girl, Ocadia, continued to ask, "And do you like Fermina?" ”

"Of course, who doesn't love a beautiful girl?"

"Haha."

Ding.

"Mind reading is on."

"What do you mean?"

I saw a transparent bubble on the heads of the two girls, and lines of words appeared on it.

"Haha, this is equivalent to hanging up, now it's up to you to judge me, or I will judge you."

"Don, how many girlfriends have you had?" Maria asked.

Tang Zhenglong smiled: "Can you make me guess how many boyfriends you have?" ”

"Haha, yes."

Mary's lies to her friends have always been two, but in fact......

"Six!"

Maria's face instantly collapsed, because it was the correct answer.

"You talk nonsense!"

"Do you want me to say their names?"

When everyone looked at Maria's empty expression, they smiled and said, "You little prodigal girl, don't tell us." ”

"Maria, don't worry about my affairs in the future, you yourself need to manage your feelings."

Maria was angry and surprised, how did Tang Zhenglong know?

"How do you know?"

"I can read minds."

"Phew, that's all magic, it's fake."

"Nine of you."

Ocadia was stunned.

"How do you know?"

"Ocadia, you still have the face to talk about me?"

"What's wrong? I'm beautiful, can't there be many people chasing me? ”

Soon, everyone realized that they had mistaken the point.

"Do you really know how to read minds?"

Tang Zhenglong nodded.

"So how many boyfriends did Fermina have?"

Tang Zhenglong shook his head.

"I don't want to offend the boss's granddaughter, don't hurt me."

Mary said unhappily, "I don't believe you can read minds. ”

The other girl laughed and said, "Don, then when did you say that the last time Maria XXOO was and where was it?" If you know this, then we're all in for it. ”

"Really?"

"Hmm."

"Well, let's make a bet that if I win, you'll all have to listen to Fermina and not upset her."

"No problem."

Tang Zhenglong put on an unfathomable look.

"Read it out?"

"Hmm."

Sweating profusely, Mary said to herself, "No way, no one in this world can read minds." ”

"Say it quickly." Everyone is looking forward to it.

"2 hours ago, location...... Right on that couch. ”

Fermina jumped up, and she was sitting on the couch.

"Maria, you're disgusting, no wonder you arrived early today."

Mary's face turned pale.

"Is there really such a thing as mind-reading in this world?"

The girls gathered around.

"Don, you teach me."

"I want to learn too."

"Hey, this is my unique secret book, how can I teach it to you, this is the grandfather of my grandfather's grandfather invented it."

"At that time, Columbus had not yet discovered the American continent."

"Don, you teach me, I can pay anything!"

"Yes, I'm willing to pay any price."

Tang Zhenglong glanced at Fermina and thought, "This is a pit, I'll be a scumbag if I jump down." ”

“STOP！”

"I'm Chinese."

Everyone was stunned.

So? Chinese don't fall in love?

"I only pursue simple love, I only love one woman in my life."

Then Tang Zhenglong looked at Fermina affectionately.

The bubble in her head reads - do you think I'm going to believe your nonsense? Big Badass.

……

……

Tang Zhenglong pushed the girls away.

"I'm sorry, I'm going back, the second half is almost starting."

"Don, let's have fun with you after the game, go to your house."

"Not good!! Plus, I'm at home. ”

After speaking, Tang Zhenglong ran away as soon as he slipped away.

*****

"Everyone said, what is wrong with Tang Zhenglong, he can only solve it in a public toilet?"

The team members were discussing Tang Zhenglong's affairs, and Tang Zhenglong came back at this time.

The team looked at him as if they had seen a monster.

"What are you looking at me for?"

"Don, you should know that our Real Madrid's medical care is first-class in Europe, if you have any diseases, it is better to treat them early."

Tang Zhenglong Khan.

"What's wrong?"

"Marcelo told us all."

Tang Zhenglong really wanted to beat him up, just to take a leave, does he need to do this?

Now the whole team knows about it, and they think they are sick.

"I don't know what Marcelo said, but don't listen to him, he has a problem with his brain."