Chapter 711: Barb in the Sky
KUN means big wings in Spanish.
Yes, it is the protagonist in the comic "Soccer Player", and the reason why Aguero took such a nickname was influenced by the comics.
It is very common for Argentines to use nicknames, such as the 2006 World Cup, the main goalkeeper of the Argentine national team, Abang Dancelli, whose nickname is printed on the back of his jersey - duck.
Aguero's mind was in turmoil, always remembering the theme song of "Soccer Player", and suddenly he calmed down.
"I can't do this anymore, I want to be like the big wing, I want to conquer the world."
Ding.
Mission: Conquer the world.
Bonus: Increases the Big Mouth by 1000.
Punishment: Deprives the ball of the ability to correct the path.
Tang Zhenglong was stunned.
"Conquer the world?"
"System, are you so secondary now?"
The words of conquering the world should only be said by the young people of Secondary 2, and adults generally say, I want to conquer the goddess.
"Master, listen to me."
"I don't listen, I don't listen, I don't listen."
“……”
"Master, you are Tang Zhenglong, you are not still a pearl."
“……”
The system said the cause and effect, which turned out to be what Aguero had in mind.
"Damn, you know how to read minds?"
"System skills, of course, I can use them at any time."
"It's not fair."
"Life is inherently unfair."
Tang Zhenglong Khan died.
"So you want me to score goals in the same way as the big air wing?"
"That's right."
Tang Zhenglong looked at Aguero and thought, "I'm sorry, after I conquered your woman, I still have to conquer your idol, I'm really bad." ”
Thinking of this, Tang Zhenglong couldn't help but be happy.
The most classic way to score goals?
Anyone who has read the comic of "Football Player" should know that it is a barb in the sky.
"But the question is...... I won't!! ”
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Reyes crosses, the ball ...... There is a chance. ”
Forlan leaned on Pepe with his strong body and gave the ball to Sergio Aguero, where it bounced back in the box and was almost chest-high.
At this height, it would have been better to stop the ball and then shoot, but Aguero didn't do that, he just half-turned and fired into the air.
The action was very chic, the ball was also suppressed, Cassie pounced, and the ball went out of the bottom line.
"Beautiful, this is our Aguero, our KUN, our Maradona." The Atletico commentator began to blow Aguero.
Sergio Aguero was as confident as if he had suddenly come to life after his shot.
"This is my real level, I am the big air wing of Argentina!!"
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In fact, Aguero is quite handsome, plus his football skills are great, and he has a lot of female fans after coming to Atletico Madrid.
There were female fans in the stands shouting: "KUN, forget Giannina's slut, she doesn't deserve you, I'm going to give you a little monkey." ”
"Aguero, I love you."
Maradona was on the scene to explain, when he heard someone scolding his daughter, how could he bear it?
"I'm sorry, I'm leaving."
The commentary partner was stupid and left?
What about live streaming?
It's like the live broadcast of the Spring Festival Gala, and the host said, "I'll leave for a while." ”
"Diego, it's live."
But what kind of temper is the old horse? He took off his headset and rushed to the audience.
"Hey, you!! What did you just say? My daughter is a slut? ”
Spain is not Argentina, in Argentina, Maradona is a national treasure, but in Spain, the old horse is a P.
"Yes, that's what I said, how?"
"Say it again!!"
"Your daughter doesn't deserve Aguero."
Maradona was mad.
"Is your boyfriend here? Let him go it alone with me. ”
As soon as the words fell, an Argentine man of about 1.9 meters stood out.
“……”
"I'm her boyfriend."
“……”
Although Lao Ma is a hooligan, he is not stupid, and he is cowardly in an instant.
"Actually, the whole thing is a misunderstanding, Aguero is innocent, of course my daughter is also innocent, it was all Tang Zhenglong's trouble."
The old horse pointed at Tang Zhenglong on the court with his fat fingers.
"It's all him!!"
"I know he's a jerk, but your daughter isn't a good thing either."
At this time, the commentary partner came over to pull the old horse away, which was regarded as giving the old horse a step down.
"I'm pissed off, bastard, if you hadn't dragged me, I would have started a fight, hum!!"
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On the field, Tang Zhenglong was depressed, which meant that he owed two tasks, and the task of kissing the female fans of the away team had not been completed.
The good thing is that both missions require the first ball.
Kick the ball straight into the air with a barb?
This is very difficult, Tang Zhenglong is ready to start with a simple one, first in the midfield barb into the air, to practice the feeling of vacating.
Just do it!
Alonso was fighting for the ball with his opponent, and suddenly Tang Zhenglong appeared out of nowhere.
"I'll do it."
It's just a midfielder, and since Tang Zhenglong shouted, then of course Alonso let it.
I saw Tang Zhenglong soaring into the air, half-turning around and kicking in the air.
Alonso was dumbfounded.
"Nima!!"
Tang Zhenglong kicked it into the air, and the ball went directly to the opponent's feet.
What's even worse is that Tang Zhenglong also knocked the back of his head.
"Stoppage, I'm injured."
The Atletico player thought to himself: "How stupid am I!!" ”
The Real Madrid players also ignored Tang Zhenglong and hurriedly chased back, estimating that it was impossible for the referee to blow a timeout for Tang Zhenglong.
"!!"
"Someone else is injured and the game is stopped immediately, I'm injured and no one cares?"
Woooooooooooo
"I've only lied a few thousand times, and you can't discriminate against me because of that, woo woo."
When Tang Zhenglong got up, Atletico Madrid's fast break was also over, and there was no goal.
Alonso ran back.
"There's no need to apologize, I know you're doing it for the team." Tang Zhenglong behaved very gentlemanly.
Alonso said angrily: "Apologize? ”
"If it weren't for the fact that you kicked it off, would there have been any later events?"
"By the way, why are you barbing?"
Alonso thought about it and understood.
"Do you want to break your brain and Real Madrid will raise you for the rest of your life?"
……
This brain circuit, second only to the system.
Tang Zhenglong smiled bitterly: "The barb is very handsome." ”
"Not for you."
"Why?"
"Because you have short legs."
Tang Zhenglong was stunned.
"I'm 1.8m, Aguero is 1.72m, I have short legs?"
Alonso smiled, "You have 1.8 meters? That's not even too short. ”
Thundered.
In Tang Zhenglong's world, 10,000 alpacas roared by.
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"System, is there any skill that can make me a big leg, as many big mouths as you want, and if it's not enough, you owe it first."
"Nope!"
Just when Tang Zhenglong was depressed, the ball rolled over.
"Pass me the high ball, don't stick to the earth."
This kind of sticking to the earth, how do I barb to the sky? Lying on the ground? That's not going to be a dirt grandson.
As soon as Tang Zhenglong got the ball, Uyfalusi leaned over.
"You can't go over this time!!"