"Diego, you!!"

"Didn't you say go to the bathroom?"

Looking at the old horse's blue nose and swollen face, it doesn't look like he went to the toilet, but was put on the toilet.

"I accidentally fell."

“……”

The commentary partner did not continue to ask, so as not to save his life.

*****

"Tang Zhenglong takes the ball."

"Diego, what do you think?"

"Tang Zhenglong, this guy is a short-lived ghost at first glance, maybe he won't survive the World Cup in South Africa."

The commentary partner was dumbfounded.

"Diego ......"

After a while, Aguero took the ball.

Lao Ma said: "Sergio is the same as Tang Zhenglong. ”

"You mean the two of them are doing just as well?"

"No, I mean both of them are short-lived, and neither of them will survive the World Cup in South Africa."

……

The commentary obviously felt that Lao Ma seemed to have a deep grudge against Tang Zhenglong and Aguero, but he didn't know what was going on.

"Do you have any opinion about Sergio?"

Lao Ma sneered in his heart: "Aguero, you are dead, World Cup?" You eat S and go. ”

*****

Luis Perea kicked Tang Zhenglong's feet, and the first one to rush up to fight for Tang Zhenglong was Aguero.

"KUN, are you stupid, this is Tang Zhenglong."

"That's right, he's my friend now."

“……”

Luis Perrea was dumbfounded.

"This bastard robbed your girlfriend ......"

"It was a misunderstanding."

……

"Well, I don't care, KUN, you don't look like a man at all."

Aguero reached out to Tang Zhenglong.

"I'm sorry, Don."

"It's okay, it's none of your business, it's all Diego's fault!!"

*****

"Kick well, why don't you kick him to death."

The old horse stood up.

The director couldn't bear it anymore, and in the second half, Lao Ma simply had a personal grudge with Tang Zhenglong.

"Diego, I don't care if you have any personal grudges with Tang Zhenglong, but it's a live broadcast now."

"I'm sorry, I lost my temper."

Soon, Tang Zhenglong was kicked by Uyi Falusi again.

Maradona said: "This foul is too rude, you see, it is a kick in Tang Zhenglong's calf, so the question is, why not kick the ankle joint?" In that case, Tang Zhenglong will be injured for at least half a year, or kick his knee, and the cruciate ligament injury will also be off for at least half a year. ”

The director cried to death in the background.

"I was wrong, I shouldn't have looked for Maradona, a stinky rascal."

"Woohoo."

*****

"Don, are you tired, do you want to drink water?" Aguero handed the water bottle to Tang Zhenglong.

Ronaldo on the side was dumbfounded.

Although this Aguero looks like he doesn't have a high IQ, he ...... This is too, could it be that Tang Zhenglong knows what kind of oriental witchcraft.

Cristiano Ronaldo came over.

"Don, how did you do that?"

"What and how?"

"How did you turn Aguero into a fool?"

“……”

Tang Zhenglong patted his chest.

"Charisma."

"Cut!! Where did you get your personality! ”

"Believe it or not, if I make you green, you will also treat me as an idol."

Ronaldo's face was brushed across, how ugly it was.

"Don't worry, I'm not that stupid, if I ...... Hehe. ”

"How are you?"

"I'm green for you too!!"

"Huh." Tang Zhenglong smiled contemptuously.

*****

"Tang Zhenglong is Buda, scumbag, I warn the audience in front of the TV, don't watch Tang Zhenglong anymore, it will teach you bad children."

"Buda."

"Buda."

Backstage, the director has passed out, and the job must have been lost anyway.

The old horse looked at it, hey, why did his partner disappear?

He grabbed his partner's microphone and sprayed at both at the same time.

*****

Forlan approached Ronaldo, although both had been at Manchester United, but they really didn't have much to do with each other, and they weren't even friends.

"Cristiano."

"What's the matter?"

"That...... Did Tang Zhenglong, the one in your team, give Aguero any medicine. ”

"Hehe, probably not, his Pinocchio should be lying again."

"Really? It was also weird, in the first half, Aguero wanted to kill him, but in the second half ......"

Ronaldo shrugged.

"Don't you think that's amazing?"

"Awesome?"

"Assuming that we also learn Tang Zhenglong's skills, then can we let the opposing goalkeeper release water in the game."

Ronaldo was thoughtful, it turned out that Fran meant this.

"But there's also the possibility of being beaten up!!"

Fran is thinking of the World Cup, Uruguay's level is average, if he learns Tang Zhenglong's "witchcraft", then maybe Uruguay can win the championship.

Ronaldo is relatively simple in this regard.

"If you really want to know, then ask him yourself, anyway, I had a falling out with him."

Fran was sweating on his forehead, he originally wanted Ronaldo to help him introduce him.

Fran glanced at Tang Zhenglong, a little embarrassed, but for the sake of the World Cup, he couldn't care so much.

All for the World Cup!!

*****

"Don, actually, we're very similar."

Tang Zhenglong turned his head and found that it was Fran who was speaking to him.

"Your father is also Chinese?"

“……”

"No, I mean we're both scumbags."

“……”

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

"I'm sorry, I'm not."

Fran showed a "I know" expression and smiled: "Can you teach me how to continue to be friends after being green with others?" ”

"Who are you green?"

For the sake of clichés, Fran was out of the way, and he glanced at the head coach.

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, this is fierce!!

"You're green, your boss?"

Fran nodded with tears in her eyes.

"Wait a minute, your eldest woman is also in her 50s, you !!"

"Actually, mature women are also very attractive, in short, it doesn't matter, what matters is how I can get my boss to forgive me, just like Aguero forgives you."

Tang Zhenglong thought for a moment.

"Why should I teach you?"

“……”

"What do you want?"

"Can you do whatever you want?"

Fran was stunned.

"Of course it must be legal and not moral."

"Thirty thousand euros."

“……”

"30,000 as soon as you open your mouth?"

"I'm reluctant to forget it."

For the sake of the World Cup, Fran gritted his teeth and agreed.

"Okay."

"Come here with your ears."

Fran leaned his ear over.

Tang Zhenglong whispered: "What I'm telling you now is the top secret technique of the East, which is passed down from my family's ancestors, and it's called ......."

"Panty Transit Method."

Fran was stunned when he heard this.

This one......

Tang Zhenglong patted Fran, "After I go back, at 12 o'clock tonight, put my underwear on my head, and then chant a spell in my mouth, it's very smart." ”

"I have a question, are the panties new?"

Tang Zhenglong said solemnly: "No, it must be worn, and it must be someone else's." ”

"Remember, you can't wash it! Remember! ”

After Fran left, Tang Zhenglong trembled and wanted to laugh, but he could only hold back.