GOOOOOOAL！！

Camp Nou was dumbfounded, it was a lore.

Real Madrid are celebrating.

The relieved Barcelona fans realized that we should boo them in this situation.

Booooooooooo！！

Huge boos rang out.

But at this moment, in the eyes of Real Madrid, boos are praise.

Tang Zhenglong put his hands around his chest and struck a Cantona-like pose.

Teammates rush over.

"Don't touch me, and if you want to thank me, get down on your knees."

“……”

Guti smiled, "What are you doing in a daze, beating him." ”

"Ah, help!!"

"Mess up his hairstyle."

"Don't, your head can be broken, and your hairstyle can't be messed up."

"Take off his pants."

"No, the women of Barcelona can't stand it."

"Hahaha."

After the celebration was over, Ibu stood up on the other side.

"What the hell is wrong with me? Why do I suddenly have weak legs? Could it be that I'm sick? ”

At this time, Tang Zhenglong leaned over.

"Zlatan, hurry up and thank me."

"Thank you? Why? ”

"Because I've basically finished your Barcelona career, you can go back to Milan during the winter break."

“……”

Ibu Khan died, and this is a pot that cannot be opened.

"Hehe, isn't it normal to fall once in a while?"

"Is it normal? Look at the face of your manager. ”

Ibu turned his head to see that Guashuai's face seemed to have "I want to kill" written on it.

"Why is it nothing good to meet Tang Zhenglong?" Ibrahimovic remembers that this bad luck can be traced back to the World Cup in Germany.

"Tang Zhenglong, you are a witch, a bedbug, and a ......"

"Zlatan, you're a soft-footed shrimp."

Burst.

"When you see me, you automatically soften."

Burst.

Ibrahimovic vomited three liters of blood.

The final score was fixed at 3-2, with Real Madrid winning.

Pellegrini knelt on the turf after the game, and the win was too thrilling, or rather a surprise for him.

There was a certain element of luck in the last two balls.

"So lucky, thank God forbid."

******

In the mixed interview area, an angry Barcelona reporter questioned Ibrahimovic.

"Zlatan, did you take money from Real Madrid?"

Ibu said upset: "The club can check my account, and if I receive a penny, then I should go to jail." ”

"But it didn't rain today, and with this kind of lawn, I won't fall even if I'm wearing leather shoes."

After speaking, the reporter's eldest brother ran to the lawn in person.

"See."

"And the most strange thing for me is, why don't you get up right away?"

Ibu can't say I'm soft-footed.

"It's a footballer's self-protection, it's probably a muscle strain after the fall, and I have to make sure I'm okay before I can get up."

This explanation is also reasonable.

But the angry Barcelona reporter didn't buy it.

"Zlatan, if you don't tell the truth, then let's go ask Tang Zhenglong."

Ibu was dumbfounded.

"Ask Tang Zhenglong?"

"That's right, you're the same agent, he probably knows the inside story, and he's a big mouth."

"I warn you, if you and Tang Zhenglong dare to talk nonsense, then I will sue you to death."

Soon, this group of reporters surrounded Tang Zhenglong.

"Don, what do you think of Eevee's fake fall? Did he take any benefit from Real Madrid? ”

Tang Zhenglong smiled.

"It's impossible."

"Why?"

"Everyone thinks, if we want to buy the people of Barcelona, then it must be to buy Messi, Xavi, Henry, who will buy Ibrahimovic? He's a substitute. ”

Burst.

Ibrahimovic was watching the live broadcast in the locker room and went into shock.

The Barcelona reporter thought about it, and it seemed to make sense.

"That'...... Look at the lawn today. ”

It was still the drama reporter just now, and he went to run around the lawn again.

"Is it possible for a professional player to fall on this kind of turf?"

Tang Zhenglong laughed.

"Who told you that Ibu fell?"

“……”

The reporters were dumbfounded, isn't this situation called a fall in China?

I only heard Tang Zhenglong say: "That's called worship!" ”

DUANG！！

All journalists were dumbfounded.

"Worship?"

"That's right, I happened to be in front of Zlatan at the time, and he looked at it, wow, superstar."

"Excuse me, will you have a weak leg when you see Enrique, the prince of Spanish love songs?"

A female reporter who looked like a little fan girl nodded.

"That's right, Ibu just saw me, so his legs went limp, this is the aura of a superstar."

******

In the locker room, Ibrahimovic had just woken up, but when he saw this section, he passed out again.

The team doctor wondered.

"What's going on?"

"Is it hypoglycemic?"

"Go get a Coke."

Soon Eevee woke up, watched TV, and left a sentence, "Don't save me, let me die." ”

Then he passed out again.

*****

"You mean Eevee sees you with weak legs?"

"Nope! It's to see that my superstar halo is weak, but in fact, taking off this Real Madrid shirt, I am an ordinary person. ”

“……”

It's so, the reporters can't listen to it anymore.

But Barcelona journalists want to do things, and the bigger the better.

So someone continued to ask.

"Don, what do you think of Barça's loss?"

"That's normal!"

In the locker room, Guardiola was about to explode, and Tang Zhenglong was unashamed to criticize his pass-and-control football.

"Barcelona put too much emphasis on possession rather than shooting, and I want to ask everyone, football is not about possession, even if the opponent has 100% possession, but if you don't score, what's the use?"

Someone couldn't help but nod.

"Seems to make sense."

"Makes sense Nima!!" Gua Shuai yelled at the TV.

"Cruyff is all about ball control, you know a P!!"

The team doctor immediately came over to persuade the boss.

"Boss, stop the anger, we've already lost one of us, you can't have an accident."

“……”

A reporter asked rhetorically.

"You mean it's useless to keep the ball?"

'No, it's useful to have the ball, it's Barcelona-style possession, they're obsessed with possession.

In the Barcelona dressing room.

Alves yelled, "Let go of me, I'm going out and fight him." ”

"Rest the rage, the rest of the rage, we've already lost one of us."

The team doctor gestured to Ibu, who was lying on the ground.

At this time, Messi turned off the TV, "Don't watch it, we lost, go back and summarize it well, the rest is not important." ”

The crowd also calmed down.

At this point, someone asked, "What about Ibrahim?" Do you want to be taken to the hospital. ”

The team doctor said, "Zlatan's last words before he passed out were for us to leave him alone. ”

"Alright then, let's bow to Zlatan."

******

Madrid, in the mansion of Florentino.

Fermina hugged her grandfather and coquettishly.

"Grandpa, Tang Zhenglong has made a meritorious contribution this time, shall we invite him to come to the house for dinner?"

"Of course it's good, he's the hero of the victory over Barcelona, and it's up to you."

A wicked smile appeared at the corner of Fermina's mouth.

"Tang Zhenglong, you are here this time, you can't leave!"