Chapter 735: We Are Not Idiots
"Tang Zhenghua, is this a Chinese knot? It's simply a knot in the rope. β
"Aren't you going to give it to those foreign teammates? They can't see it. β
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"They are foreigners, but they are not stupid, and they still know each other."
Tang Zhenghua shrugged, "Then I can't help it." β
"You don't know any manual work, how can you get married in the future!!"
"I want you to take care of it!!"
Tang Zhenglong had no choice but to leave with some Chinese knots, hoping that the IQ of the Real Madrid gang was as low as Tang Zhenghua expected.
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Madrid.
After a week off, the players returned to the club one after another.
"The beaches in Rio are so relaxing, and I want to stay in Brazil forever." Marcelo said with a stretch.
Pepe laughs: "When I was in Brazil, I also liked Rio, where the girls are very unrestrained. β
"Hahaha."
At this time, Tang Zhenglong came over, "How unrestrained?" β
"How unrestrained do you imagine?"
Tang Zhenglong thought for a moment.
Pepe Thief laughed, "Multiply what you imagined by two." β
"Holy! Is it really that unrestrained? β
"That's right."
"Haha, take me to Rio next time."
"No problem."
At this time, Marcelo smiled and said, "Don, what about the good gift?" β
"Wait a minute."
Tang Zhenglong took out the Chinese knot from his bag.
"One for each of you."
Marcelo took it and looked at it, dumbfounded.
"Isn't that just a knot of rope? Do you want to bring this thing from China? β
"Hehe, this is a Chinese knot, it looks easy, but it's actually very difficult, you can't learn it without ten years of hard work."
After saying that, Pepe had already untied the rope and tied a "Chinese knot" again.
Marcelo chuckled.
"Congratulations, you've learned a stunt for ten years."
Burst.
"Tang Zhenglong, you're too much, just give us this?"
In the locker room, teammates gathered over and asked Tang Zhenglong to give an explanation, otherwise they would tie him up with a rope.
"Well, shall I invite everyone to dinner? It's right at my house. β
"Okay, just tomorrow, if it's perfunctory this time, we'll let you pick up soap every day."
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Ding dong.
Ding dong.
Someone's coming.
Tang Zhenglong went to open the door and looked dumbfounded.
"How are you?"
Fermina holds a bottle of red wine in her hand.
"I was told that I was part of Real Madrid's party today, so I should be qualified to participate."
Tang Zhenglong was stunned and didn't speak.
"Get out of the way, let me in."
"I'm inviting teammates, are you teammates? Do you play for Real Madrid? β
Tang Zhenglong stopped him from entering, Fermina plus Linda, Emma, and Kaya, God knows what will happen.
Maybe......
Tang Zhenglong didn't dare to imagine it.
"Don, I'm not leaving."
"You can go in, but can you not make trouble."
"You're making trouble, get out of the way."
Soon, Real Madrid's beast teammates came one after another.
Tang Zhenglong had a foreboding.
Marcelo has a special coke as soon as he drinks, and Brazilians are so unrestrained and cheerful by nature.
"I didn't expect Tang Zhenglong's home to be so luxurious, we should have come to the party a long time ago, I propose that we come here every week in the future."
"Nima!" Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.
"That's a good idea." Fermina snorted.
Marcelo and Fermina sang together, living the Madrid version of Guo Degang and Yu Qian, and ...... Magical or not, Marcelo and Yu Qian both like to perm their heads!
Kaya could tell that Marcelo and Fermina were sarcastic about Tang Zhenglong.
"They seem to be talking about you."
"I know, in China, it's called embarrassment."
Tang Zhenglong sneered in his heart, "Fight with me? β
"I'm hehe."
Tang Zhenglong picked up a glass of wine and stood up.
"I want to congratulate both of you."
Everyone wonders, this is brainless, who are you congratulating?
"Don, what's the happy event?"
"I would like to congratulate Marcelo and Fermina on their official relationship."
DUANGοΌοΌ
Fermina and Marcelo were dumbfounded at the same time.
Contact?
Nima!
"Don, you may be blind, but I'm not blind." Fermina said angrily.
Marcelo wanted to deny it, but ......
In this case, it's okay to deny it, but there's no need to hurt me.
Men are animals with a lot of self-esteem.
"Fermina, our common enemy is Tang Zhenglong, but you don't need to say it so ugly."
"I didn't mean to offend you, but you're really not my cup of tea."
Thundered.
Marcelo was like being pumped.
Tang Zhenglong smiled and patted Marcelo.
"Don't you understand? People think you're short. β
"You don't put P, Tang Zhenglong, we are friends, but I don't necessarily like my friends."
"Hehe, where does the pure friendship between men and women come from? For a woman to be friends with you means to look down on you. β
Fermina was dumbfounded, what kind of bastard logic is this?
"Linda, Emma, don't you and Tang Zhenglong ......?"
Linda blushed and was silent, Emma raised her hand and said, "I didn't, Tang Zhenglong didn't look down on me." β
"What !!" Marcelo wailed in his heart, Tang Zhenglong was right!!
"Marcelo, don't listen to Tang Zhenglong's nonsense, there is pure friendship between men and women, such as us."
"Really?" Marcelo's tone softened.
"Of course!"
"Hahahaha." Tang Zhenglong first laughed wildly, and then pointed at Cassie.
"Captain, you say, is there a pure friendship between men and women? I'm talking about beautiful women, except ugly women. β
Cassie was stunned.
"Don't ask me."
"Pepe."
"I don't know."
"Ramos."
"I don't know."
Tsk tsk.
Tang Zhenglong said disdainfully: "All of them are dishonest, I despise you." β
Fermina slapped the table.
"Don, to prove to you that there is a pure, clean friendship between men and women, I ......"
Tang Zhenglong crossed his hands on his hips, "What do you want?" β
"You've decided, I'll move in from tomorrow and stay with you."
Burst.
The beast teammates couldn't hold back and laughed.
"Hahaha! It's funny!! β
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.
"That's it."
"No, you don't! I believe you, there is a pure friendship between men and women, there is no need to prove it. β
"How can it be done, it must be tested."
"Then why do you come to my house to try it out with Marcelo."
"Because the proposition was put forward by you, of course I asked you to test it."
Linda, Emma pulling Fermina.
"Let's go, go upstairs and pick a room."
Tang Zhenglong was about to cry to death.
The teammate smiled: "Don, congratulations, Fermina is the big devil in Madrid, you will have a good time in the future." β
However, Tang Zhenglong is not so easy to admit defeat.
"Fight with me? I'll be able to get you out. β
"From tomorrow onwards, I won't take a bath, I'll smoke you to death, see if you can go!!"