"Wash, scrub, scrub, scrub!"

"Hmm~ cold, cold, hmm~ hurt, hurt, hmm~ hum, hum!"

Beside a crystal clear stream, a burst of singing suddenly sounded......

The creek stretches out of nowhere, flanked by lush forests, with soft grass on its banks, dewdrops hanging from the leaves and grass tips, and the cheerful calls of early foraging birds.

If this singing is pleasing to the ear, it will definitely make this scene a little more tranquil and leisurely!

If this singer is a pink beauty, she can also add a little color to such a beautiful scene!

It's just that this song is like a ghost crying wolf, and it is obviously not in tune, and even the fish in the stream are unbearable, and they are in a hurry to leave.

Naturally, this singer is not a young girl with a graceful appearance, but a burly black-faced man, who is holding a piece of "cloth" and rubbing it in the water at the moment, and the song is coming from his mouth.

Zuo Ming didn't know how to hum this song, maybe after encountering such a bizarre and embarrassing thing, singing can properly soothe his mood, so as to relieve depression and anxiety.

When he spoke, he was actually shocked, this voice could sing such a cheerful song so "hoarsely"!

He felt that his throat had not been kissed by an angel before, at least it had not been cursed by the demon, and now as soon as he spoke, he suddenly felt like a demon.

In addition, he used to like to talk about "scared to pee", but now that he really feels that taste, he still feels a little indescribable......

Thinking that the man who was almost thirty years old was still peeing his pants, he couldn't help blushing a little for a while, but fortunately, now he had a black face with "Mount Tai collapsed in front of him and his face did not change", and he couldn't see any face, and there was no one else nearby, otherwise he would really die of embarrassment.

Looking at the dark face reflected in the water, he couldn't feel sadness:

"Did I travel to Africa?

-- But judging by the surrounding tree vegetation, even if I had failed geography before, I was certain that this was by no means tropical.

--Skin can generally be described by words such as white, brown and yellow, and dark, so what does this dark skin mean?

--Do you look good at me?"

This strange and familiar body has strong limbs and explosive muscles, just like a bodybuilder in a previous life.

Although his height cannot be estimated for sure, he is at least a head taller than before.

It stands to reason that this height and figure are simply what he dreamed of!

In the past, he was rejected by many girls because of his height, so he went crazy to fitness, hoping to use his body to make up for the defects of height, although in the end he found that it seemed to be useless......

Because, before the crossing, he had a deep discussion with some like-minded friends in the gym:

Which type of muscle is more pleasing to girls?

Some say full and strong, some say angular, some say lean and smooth, etc., everyone argues about this.

In the end, however, a unanimous conclusion was reached:

The type that looks handsome!

But now with such a face, he feels that the word "handsome" has no relationship with him......

He has been addicted to online novels for a long time, and he is no stranger to this kind of thing, and often fantasizes about how he should make a fortune and reach the peak of life one day!

To this end, he even deliberately memorized dozens of classic ancient poems, and also learned simple preparation methods for perfumes, soaps, spirits and other popular styles on the Internet.

Of course, there are also more than a dozen lottery winning numbers and lots that have been demolished over the years, which are prepared for the rebirth class crossing.

But when it really happened to him, he still couldn't come back to his senses for a while.

......

It all started at noon yesterday.

Why noon?

Because I have been on vacation for work recently, the best way to pass the time when I am bored is to sleep, and I can sleep as long as I can.

When Zuo Ming woke up, it was already past twelve o'clock, and he was not surprised at all, because most young people have a recent routine like this.

After getting up and freshening up, and after brunch, he put on his mask and went out. About half an hour later, he returned home happy.

There are many things that can make people sad, and naturally there are many things that make people happy.

For example, picking up a cheap ......

He originally just wanted to go to the supermarket to buy some fresh vegetables, but when he met Lao He in the thrift market downstairs, he suddenly remembered that the dressing mirror at home was broken, and after some small talk, the two hit it off.

There happened to be a full-body realm in Lao He's store, which was collected years ago, but because there was a small missing corner in the lower right corner, it was never sold.

Recently, business has been bleak, and it has not been opened for a long time, Lao He almost half sold and half gave away, and dealt with Zuo Ming at a very cheap price.

In this world, there are many coincidences in the dark!

After Zuo Ming returned home, he cleaned the mirror and put it in the position of the original dressing mirror, feeling that the missing corner did affect the appearance.

He found that one of the undiscarded pieces of the previous dressing mirror was similar to the shape of this missing corner, so he put that piece of fragment into the position of the missing corner with the mentality of giving it a try.

The fragment and the missing corner matched perfectly!

If you don't look closely, I'm afraid you won't be able to find the cracks between them.

He gave him a thumbs up for his wit, and then he began to narcissist, posing in the mirror.

After changing his position for more than he could remember, he suddenly noticed a strange thing:

When he swings his left hand, the "he" in the mirror is also his left hand!

Anyone who has ever observed should know that when a person is looking in the mirror, the image in the mirror is actually the opposite of the person.

In other words, if you swing your left hand, the "you" in the mirror should be your right hand.

He was stunned for a moment, thinking it was his own delusion, and unconsciously got closer.

"Zuo Ming" in the mirror seemed to feel that Zuo Ming had discovered "his" abnormality, and suddenly grinned, as if to hide the embarrassment of being discovered.

Zuo Ming looked at this inexplicably familiar smile, and for a while he couldn't tell whether he was smiling or not!

The corners of his mouth couldn't help twitching, and the "he" in the mirror immediately made the same action.

He couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief and secretly scolded himself for making a fuss.

At this moment, "Zuo Ming" in the mirror seemed to suddenly remember something, and "he" quickly turned around, turned his back to Zuo Ming, and posed in the same posture as Zuo Ming.

In this way, it is really exactly the same as Zuo Ming!

The lights in the room flickered suddenly, as if to set off the eerie atmosphere.

In the flickering light, Zuo Ming looked at this familiar figure that seemed to be his back, and he was terrified, and he felt that his crotch was wet for a while.

Before he could look down, he saw the "he" walking towards the "mirror" in the mirror step by step......

Until the early hours of this morning.

As soon as Zuo Ming woke up, he found himself in a strange wood, lying on a silver-white door, and he had inexplicably crossed through like this.

A slightly cold wind blew, and before he could sigh, he felt a coldness coming from his thighs, his body shook slightly, and at the same time he smelled a strange smell.

"Suffer! Isn't it really peeing......"