"Ahem, ahem."

"Tang Zhenglong, come here."

Tang Zhenglong ran to the sidelines.

"Boss, what's the matter?"

"What are you doing? Chat? We also talked about one after another. ”

"They adore me."

Pellegrini Khan died.

'We're still one goal behind.'

“……”

"Are we lagging behind?"

Tang Zhenglong looked at the big screen, 0 to 1.

"Damn, we're so backward, I've forgotten."

Turning his head, Pellegrini crouched down.

"Boss, what's wrong with you?"

"I'd better squat down, I'm afraid I'll have a sudden cerebral hemorrhage."

Tang Zhenglong Khan also squatted.

"Boss, don't worry, I'll score."

Pellegrini said earnestly: "Don, the other party is not your girlfriend. ”

“……”

"Boss, trust me."

"Well, now I can only trust you, to be worthy of this Real Madrid shirt."

"Hmm."

"Boss, can you push Benzema forward and let him get kicked and cover me?"

"Can't !!"

*****

"Karim Benzema, now he is still the simple football teenager, not the man who later took the blame."

However, Tang Zhenglong has already seen the potential of the backstabbers in him.

Tang Zhenglong was moved by his affection and reason.

"Karim, you know what I mean, right?"

"Understood, you're just going to get me kicked, aren't you?"

Tang Zhenglong's forehead was sweating.

"No, I'm asking you to make meritorious contributions."

"Karim, why don't you understand? I'll give you another example. ”

Benzema raised his hand to signal that there was no need.

"Don, I'm not going to get kicked, you save your saliva, and Bumsson's defense is very rough."

"Nima!!"

"Rough still let me get kicked?"

Benzema patted Tang Zhenglong on the shoulder, "Good luck." ”

Tang Zhenglong was stunned.

"Damn, it's getting harder and harder to find someone to blame now."

******

Once upon a time, players could wear whatever they wanted on the court, which is why there were people who did not wear shin guards and withdrew their socks to their ankles.

It's handsome, but it's dangerous.

Later, FIFA had strict requirements for players to wear, such as shirts that must be tucked into their pants and shin guards.

The referee's headset suddenly heard the voice of the fourth official.

"Pay attention to Tang Zhenglong's side, there seems to be a situation."

The referee looked at it, and this ...... What the.

"Hey, why are your shin guards different from everyone else?"

"Isn't it different?"

"Are you blind to me? Obviously twice as many as others, what the hell is going on? ”

Tang Zhenglong pointed at Bumsson.

"He kicks me all the time, so I'm going to bring two shin guards to protect me."

“……”

"No, it's not compliant."

Boumson also protested.

"Don't talk nonsense, you fake wrestler, I didn't kick you at all."

The referee ordered Tang Zhenglong to remove a shin guard, kick the ball well, and don't be a moth.

"A shin guard? What are you kidding, that big black kicks over, and the shin guard must be broken. ”

Bumsson's face darkened.

"I'm not a forklift, okay?"

"You're not?"

Bumsson was eager to use the Nyorai Divine Palm on Tang Zhenglong.

The game continued, the whole team of Lyon took it back, and with a goal in hand, it was a defensive counterattack.

Alonso curled a ball into it.

"Highball?"

"Brother Long, I'm Tang Zhenglong, do you give you a high ball?"

Unsurprisingly, Bumsson pushed the ball out.

Soon, Ronaldo also passed a high ball.

Bumson laughed: "How bad is your popularity at Real Madrid? ”

Tang Zhenglong knew what Da Hei meant, and deliberately pretended not to understand.

He comforted himself, "I know, this must be a trick, Ronaldo must be trying to paralyze the opponent." ”

"It must be like this."

"Cristiano Ronaldo, he adores me in his heart."

Hahaha, watching Tang Zhenglong jump up and top the "mushroom" like Super Mario, it's worth losing. That's what Ronaldo thinks.

After a few high balls, Tang Zhenglong was depressed, and then another ball flew over, Tang Zhenglong was ready to give up, but the ball was a half-high ball, which could be unloaded.

Tang Zhenglong stopped the ball.

Bumsson was also shaken, but he didn't expect it to be a high ball this time.

Tang Zhenglong turned around with the ball, and Bumsson stretched his legs, ready to dispose of the ball as soon as possible.

The two looked at each other face to face.

Confirmed the eyes.

Bumsson suddenly tightened, "This guy shouldn't be faking a fall, right?" ”

"Damn, you know me very well, yes, I'm just going to fake a fall."

The referee ran over.

Bumsson shook his finger at the referee.

"I really didn't touch him this time."

The referee sweated to death, how stupid is this guy? Not this time, so what was last time?

Penalty kick!

I didn't run this time.

In order to play a trick, Tang Zhenglong hummed and chirped on the ground, and even called a stretcher.

Cristiano Ronaldo looked at it, went over to pick up the ball, and prepared to take a penalty.

Benzema smiled, "Don will go crazy, I was in the penalty area just now, I can see clearly, the other party didn't kick him." ”

Ronaldo also smiled.

Tang Zhenglong glanced at the stretcher, Nima's, Ronaldo stood in front of the penalty spot.

"This is the penalty I worked so hard to get, and you're going to take the penalty? Do you want a face? ”

Tang Zhenglong rolled off the stretcher with a swoop.

"I'm suddenly better, you don't have to worry about me, I can continue to play."

Tang Zhenglong waved his hand and motioned for the stretcher to leave quickly.

"Cristiano, you're naughty, what are you doing with my balls?"

"You're hurt, of course I'll take the blame."

"Nima!!" Tang Zhenglong is dumb and eats coptis.

"I'm recovered, just a little injury."

Ronaldo lowered his voice and said: "Don, just play a full set of acts, otherwise there will be trouble after the game." ”

Tang Zhenglong is unhappy, this is my penalty.

"Cristiano, you know I'm holding a grudge, I advise you to return the penalty to me quickly."

"I won't pay it back!"

The referee ran over.

"What are you doing?"

Ronaldo smiled: "He's injured, I'll kick the penalty." ”

Tang Zhenglong looked at the referee, he couldn't say that he was fine, he had to die or live just now.

Suddenly, a shocking scene appeared, Tang Zhenglong lay down.

"I can lie down and take a penalty."

Ronaldo was stunned.

Tang Zhenglong demonstrated it and swept the hall.

The referee was stunned for a moment and said, "Tang, I advise you not to." ”

"Referee, is there a rule that you can't shoot while lying down?"

……

No is no, but ...... It's ugly.

Tang Zhenglong snatched the ball, and then half-lay down, ready to sweep the leg and shoot.

The audience froze.

"What is he going to do? Lying down to take a penalty? ”

It's been a long time, the audience at the scene has been alive for a long time, someone once put a flower foot to shoot when the penalty kick was taken, that was a wonder, and today everyone is fortunate to see the penalty kick lying down.

This must be unprecedented, and there will be no one since, after all, except for Tang Zhenglong in world football, who can afford to lose this face?