Claude Pierre brought Lyon to the away game.

The Frenchman's goal is to score goals in order to qualify for the round of 16.

At the press conference.

Pierre made an appointment with the French reporter to put on a show.

Halfway through the question, a French journalist stood up.

"Are you hungry? I have a burger here. ”

Burst.

Everyone is happy, isn't this to satirize Tang Zhenglong's eating hamburger?

This has become popular all over Europe, and many stores have even promoted it with this theme.

Pierre gestured at the reporter.

"I can take a bite."

Pierre took the burger and took a hard bite.

"My mouth is too small."

Hahaha.

Since someone started up, someone immediately asked: "What do you think of the news that happened to Tang Zhenglong recently?" ”

"I think he's a good boy, and it's much better than my son to make money to support himself."

"Hahaha."

"But from another aspect, does it also mean that Tang Zhenglong is an unscrupulous person?"

"That's what you said, I didn't say that."

"But it's really too dangerous to break a boulder in your chest, so I hope you don't try it lightly."

Hahaha.

*****

Madrid, the Bernabeu Stadium, there are still two hours before the start of the game, but the fans are already arriving.

In the fan square, someone was chatting.

"I'm so nervous, I didn't sleep well last night."

"Me too, Real Madrid hasn't been in the quarterfinals of the Champions League for several years, and I'm depressed."

Once a formidable galactic battleship, but the results of the Champions League in recent years have been really miserable.

"Don't worry, now that we have Tang Zhenglong, he will take us to the quarterfinals."

As soon as Tang Zhenglong was mentioned, everyone was happy, as if as long as there was him, nothing would matter.

"Let's go in quickly, too."

*****

In the stadium, Fermina and Linda were busy, and Tang Zhenglong handed them one thing.

Fermina called for a few people.

"Have you tried it all? Won't get stuck, right? ”

"Don't worry, it's not going to get stuck."

This time, the TIFO is large enough to cover one side of the stand, and if it gets stuck when it is lifted, it will be too big.

"Okay, remember to settle the bill with Tang Zhenglong."

"Okay."

Linda Khan.

"Didn't Tang Zhenglong give us money?"

"Did you give it? I forgot. ”

Burst.

******

"Big Black."

In the players' tunnel, Tang Zhenglong saw Bumsson and stepped forward to say hello.

"Burger man."

"Burger man? I have such a nickname now? ”

Bumsson laughed, "The whole world knows about you, Hamburger man." ”

"Cut, I'm here to live, could it be that you didn't do some ugly things for the sake of life?"

"Of course not, I can't sell my dignity for money."

"That's because you don't have dignity."

……

"Burger man, I advise you to stay away from me, or I'll make you look good on the court."

"Hehe, I brought three shin guards today."

"Even if you stuff a hamburger into a sock, it's useless."

Tang Zhenglong is unhappy, this stalk is over, right? A burger man, by the way, will McDonald's ask me to endorse?

******

'The players from both sides came on and after 90 minutes, will Real Madrid have the last laugh? Will Manuel Pellegrini be fired? ”

It is widely expected that if Real Madrid cannot reach the quarterfinals of the Champions League, then Pellegrini will get out.

The Champions League theme song sounds.

The players finished their pre-match greetings and took their places, when the TIFO in the south stand rose and the Lyon players were furious.

A huge statue of the head of the Tang Zheng Dragon, with a large mouth open, and in front of it is a hamburger composed of the Emblem of Lyon.

This meaning is self-evident, Tang Zhenglong will swallow Leon in one bite.

Pierre approached the referee to protest, "It's insulting to us, it's beyond the boundaries of football." ”

"And what do you want?"

"Punish that Chinese."

The referee found Tang Zhenglong.

"You're going a little too far."

"Referee, what did I do?"

The referee pointed to TIFO.

"Referee, that's none of my business, I don't know why the fans do this."

The referee was stunned, "You mean it has nothing to do with you?" ”

"Hmm."

Tang Zhenglong put on a harmless expression.

"Referee, if you stop the game for half an hour, I'll go and ask them to remove the TIFO."

The referee was dumbfounded.

"Forget it, since it has nothing to do with you, then you go back to your place."

“OK。”

Lyon, for their part, is still protesting, UEFA rules that if it is an insulting TIFO, it is not allowed, but what is insulting?

In fact, it is not easy to define.

"Referee, if this issue is not resolved, then we will boycott the game."

Tang Zhenglong didn't know where to come out of nowhere, and said with a smile: "Boycott? If you go, then we'll be promoted. ”

"You think beautifully, and the boycott is also our promotion."

"The beauty you just thought, is this TIFO a little insulting? Why can't I see it? ”

"Because you did it!!"

"I didn't do it, I did it by a kind person."

"Everybody knows you're a burger man."

“……”

"Referee, he scolded me, he said I was a burger man."

The referee's head is really big, this game has not started yet, and the two sides are already fighting.

"Is this good, you all take a step back? Can we make the game run well? ”

“……”

"Okay."

*****

At the beginning of the game, the referee thought it would be fine, but unexpectedly, the linesman was calling him through the headset.

"Tang Zhenglong's side seems to have an accident again."

"Tang Zhenglong? Is that trouble spirit again? ”

"Where is he now?"

"In the opponent's penalty area."

The referee ran over to see that Tang Zhenglong was arguing with the opposing player.

"Referee, he brought three shin guards."

The referee looked.

"That's fine, right? And he didn't hurt anyone else? ”

"Referee, this is a violation."

"Referee, I think this rule should have been revised a long time ago, as long as I can afford such a thing as shin guards, don't I want to bring as many as I want?"

"Can you bring 100 yuan?"

"Isn't that a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?"

"You're a turtle."

The referee regretted it, "I shouldn't have chosen this ball to enforce the law, I should have avoided Tang Zhenglong." ”

"Okay, I stipulate that less than three shin guards are compliant."

The Lyon players were so angry that they almost scolded the referee for being a black whistle.

The referee patted Tang Zhenglong, "Don't make trouble for me again, otherwise I promise to play your cards." ”

"Referee, no, I'm honest."

"Honest? I really can't see it. The referee thought to himself.

Thirty seconds later, the linesman spoke in the headset again.

"Look at Tang Zhenglong's side."

The referee put his hand in his pocket and said, "Okay, I can't blame you this time." ”

"Huh, what?"

"Linesman, what's going on this time?"

"It was the opponent's elbow that hit Tang Zhenglong, a bit like Zidane's time."

"Holy! Play that big! ”