"Well, Jose, I'm sorry."

Tang Zhenglong's face is black, and half of Mourinho's face is still swollen.

"This is Yunnan Baiyao, the best way to treat injuries."

Mourinho took it and threw it in the trash.

"I don't want your stuff, I'm afraid of bad luck."

“……”

"I can't spare you on the court later, I've arranged a tight defense, specifically for you."

The San Siro Stadium is also called the Meazza Stadium when Inter Milan plays.

Whether it is the league or the Champions League this season, Inter's performance has been super stable, and some people say that Inter has a championship appearance.

The main reason is that Mourinho has trained Inter's defense particularly well.

Midfielders Stankovic, Motta and Cambiasso are like a moving wall, and the attack is mainly handed over to Sneijder.

The twin strikers were Milito and Samuel Eto'o.

Manuel Pellegrini knows it will be very difficult to play if he concedes first away from home, and the opposition defence is fantastic.

Ding.

Mission: Think about life like Balotelli

Bonus: +1000 for Big Mouth.

Punishment: Reduced to a substitute like Ibrahimovic.

“……”

Tang Zhenglong turned his head to look at the innocent Balotelli on the bench.

"When did he think about life? By the way, what does it mean to think about life? ”

"This is a meme at the European Championship two years later, Ba Shen thinks about life."

"Damn, you know everything in two years? Do you know the numbers of tomorrow's two-color balls? ”

“……”

"System, you said earlier, then what kind of football do I play, I can become the richest man in China by buying lottery tickets every day."

"Master, don't daydream."

"By the way, what does it mean to think about life?"

The system explains it briefly.

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

"Install X when you are single? How's that going to work? I'm going to be scolded to death by the boss. ”

"That's why it's fun."

"Interesting Nima."

Tang Zhenglong looked at Balotelli again, he didn't expect this guy to be so strange in the future, should he have more contact with him?

*****

"Inter's defense is too luxurious, one is Brazil's main defender Lucio, and the other is Argentina's main Samoel."

Add Brazilian right-back McCone and Argentina's left-back Zanetti.

At this time, Inter Milan deserves to be the No. 1 defensive team in Europe.

Cristiano Ronaldo takes the ball, Lucio makes a precise tackle.

Cristiano Ronaldo was a little slower, and if the ball was forced to control the ball, his leg might be gone, and Lucio broke the ball and kicked it out to Sneijder.

After leaving Real Madrid, Sneijder seems to have found himself, and his performance at Inter Milan is like a divine help.

Pellegrini is a little unhappy, such a good front waist was sold for 15 million, what a stupid X quadratic.

Sneijder sent in a pinpoint long ball that found it at the feet of Samuel Eto'o and the Cameroonian picked up.

Ramos didn't hold it down the first time, Eto'o burst through, then looked at Milito in the middle and sent it over with a foot against the ball.

At the last moment, Pepe took the risk of an own goal and made a tackle.

Ball...... Out of bounds.

Cassie touched Pepe's bald head, "You're so daring, you almost scored an own goal." ”

Pepe smiled, "If I don't tackle, then Milito at the back post is sure to score." ”

Mourinho originally thought that the goal was 100% scored, but he didn't expect Pepe to be so crazy in the end.

"It's not an own goal? Dog S luck, the same as Tang Zhenglong. ”

"Who called me?"

Tang Zhenglong ran over.

“……”

"Are you downwind?"

"I have very good ears, whoever scolds me, I know immediately, Jose I advise you not to speak ill of me, otherwise I will tell the referee and ban you."

Mourinho Khan died, and he knew that Tang Zhenglong had done this kind of thing.

"Don't look for a referee if you have the ability."

"Cut, I don't have the ability, I'll find the referee."

*****

Guti finds Alonso.

"It's not going to work, it's too easy for the opponent to pass the ball in midfield."

'Sneijder's possession and passing were top-notch.

Guti pointed at Sneijder.

"I'll put a little pressure on him, and you can break the ball."

Alonso nodded.

The Dutch midfielders are all talented, and so is Sneijder, who has a magic for the ball.

Taking the ball and turning, he had already observed Guti's position.

A light pull ball dodges.

"Damn."

Guti pounced.

Sneijder passes the ball out.

"Hehe, this is Real Madrid's defense, the team that abandoned me."

Sneijder is holding his breath, he wants Real Madrid to know how good he is, how wrong it is to sell himself.

Guti was like a monkey in front of Sneijder.

"Damn."

Sneijder's play is getting easier and easier, but he carelessly misses Jingzhou, and suddenly he makes a return pass, but he doesn't see it, and the ball reaches Tang Zhenglong's feet.

“……”

Guti was also stunned, why did he pass it on to Tang Zhenglong?

Tang Zhenglong dribbled the ball past Samoel and formed a single chance.

Sneijder chuckled in his heart, if this goal is scored, it will be counted as his own assist, and it will be a big loss of face.

Mourinho thought to himself, "Can't get in, can't get in, can't get in......"

"Thinking about life?"

Tang Zhenglong was thinking.

'System, I don't want to do it, I want to score goals, I'm one of the top strikers in Europe.

"Master, don't be naughty, okay?"

"You're the naughty one, aren't you?"

Tang Zhenglong began to think about life.

"Steamed lamb, steamed bear's paw, steamed deer tail, roasted duck, roasted chicken, roasted goose, braised pig, braised duck, sauce chicken, bacon, pine flower, small belly, dried meat, sausage, assorted Su Paner, smoked chicken white belly, steamed eight treasure pig."

"Damn, master, will you say cross talk?"

"I memorized it when I was bored when I was a kid."

The commentary was dumbfounded, "What is Tang Zhenglong doing?" Why didn't he shoot? ”

Manuel Pellegrini also wondered, "yes, why didn't he shoot?" Hurry up and shoot, what a chance. ”

Mourinho knows that Tang Zhenglong is a wonder, but what is this for?

Samoel was so happy, he was originally overwhelmed by Tang Zhenglong, he was very depressed, but now it's okay, Tang Zhenglong seems to be stupid, he can catch up.

"The ball is mine."

Samoel tackles.

"The ball is broken."

"Wait a minute...... It seems that there is a follow-up. ”

Goalkeeper Cesar attacked, collided with Samoel, and the ball went to Tang Zhenglong's feet again.

“……”

"Do I continue to think about life? Or kick the ball in first? ”

"Whatever you want, the mission is done."

Tang Zhenglong kicked the ball into the goal.

The whole Meazza stadium was dumbfounded, this is ...... Deliberately? Still is......

If the whole process is deliberate, it is an insult to Inter, a hundred times more insult than a spoon penalty.

Mourinho was furious, "Tang Zhenglong, this bastard, does he mean that a fool can also break Inter's goal?" ”

The Inter players surrounded Tang Zhenglong, "Were you pretending to be stupid just now?" ”

"No, I'm thinking about life."