"What? Am I blind, Mario is dancing with Tang Zhenglong? ”

The commentary has been alive for a long time.

"And the jump is so ugly."

Mourinho couldn't bear it anymore and dragged Balotelli over, "You don't have to warm up, go back to the bench for me." ”

It's only been a few minutes, and they're dancing together, if they wait until the end of the first half, are the two going to eat hot pot together?

Tang Zhenglong protested: "He is a living person, Jose, you can't do this." ”

"Get out!"

The referee ran over, "I've been paying attention to you two for a long time, do you want to be sent to the stands?" ”

Mourinho gave the referee a gentle tap on the shoulder.

"Send that bastard to the stands, he can just dance to the fans."

“……”

"Nima's!!"

The referee signaled that Mourinho could leave, but Tang Zhenglong had to stay.

"You!"

"I ask you, what's the deal with dancing?"

"I am ......"

Tang Zhenglong thought for a while and asked rhetorically: "Referee, why can Africans dance on the court, but I can't?" ”

Africans are notoriously fond of dancing, and at the World Cup, teams like Nigeria even did a collective "square dance" after scoring a goal.

"African players dance, that's a national characteristic."

"Referee, in fact, I have thirty-two African ancestry."

The referee smiled.

"Insult my IQ, a yellow card."

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

Nima's.

Yellow.

Mourinho on the side laughed.

"Hahaha."

"Referee, well done."

Tang Zhenglong's face was dark, and he silently shouted in his heart: "Black whistle!" ”

*****

When the ball reached the feet of Ronaldo, Cambiaso couldn't help but say that it was a kick when he came up.

"Ahh

"It's the first time, and I'm not the core of Real Madrid, so there's no need for this."

Cambiaso chuckled.

"Jose said, Tang Zhenglong is a lazy worm, there is no need to defend him."

Ronaldo was depressed.

"Slazy bugs? It's really unfair to be able to score so many goals. ”

"Otherwise, I won't run away."

Cristiano Ronaldo also stood still.

The commentary is dumbfounded again, modern football tactics are to fly on both wings, that is, the speed of the two wings should be fast, but Real Madrid is good, both wings are standing still.

Could it be that this is a two-wing lazy tactic?

Manuel Pellegrini called Ronaldo over, "Cristiano, why are you standing still?" ”

"I'll learn from Tang Zhenglong."

“……”

"What is there to learn about Tang Zhenglong?"

"I want to see, is it a child who stands still, God prefers it?"

“……”

Pellegrini thought to himself, "The team's three views have been damaged by Tang Zhenglong." ”

The ball was passed to the side, and Ronaldo did not run, so that Inter Milan's defense was not adaptable.

Inter players are looking at Mourinho, what can they do?

The pre-game tactic was that Tang Zhenglong's side would not care, but he would stare at Ronaldo's side, but now Ronaldo's side will not run.

Mourinho knows his players are waiting for his instructions.

Mourinho snapped his fingers and called the defender over.

"Boss, the Portuguese is not running away, what should I do?"

"Hmph, continue to coerce him, just like just now."

The team complied.

"Ah!!h

Ronaldo almost cried, "I'm not running anymore, why are you still kicking me?" ”

Cambiaso pointed at Mourinho: "The boss said, you don't want to run or not, kick!" ”

“……”

"Then why don't you kick Tang Zhenglong?"

"The boss said, Tang Zhenglong doesn't kick whether he runs or not."

“……”

Ronaldo was completely stunned.

"Oh my God, why, why is this!! I hate Tang Zhenglong, but I am jealous of him. ”

A dead ball opportunity, Ronaldo leaned to the right and found Tang Zhenglong.

"Don, there's something I want to ask you."

"What?"

"Is there any secret to your lazy insect magic skill, why am I also standing, but it has no effect?"

"Hahahaha, nonsense, of course there's a secret."

"What's the secret?" Ronaldo asked.

"Do you know the sock transfer method?"

"What's that?"

Tang Zhenglong explained, and Ronaldo was stunned.

"You mean you're so lucky because you stuffed your socks in your mouth?"

"That's right."

"Then why haven't I seen you do that?"

"That's what I did when I was in Cologne."

Ronaldo was sick to his stomach for a while, so nauseous.

"Cristiano, you stand there, don't move, and then stuff your socks in your mouth, and I promise no one kicks you."

Ronaldo is not Lisandro, he is not so easy to deceive.

"This ...... I think it's better to forget it, I'll still think of other ways. ”

"Young people, you just lack courage, you don't dare to stuff your socks in your mouth, so how can you lead Portugal to defeat our Chinese team."

Burst.

", unless you shove it for me first."

At this moment, something smashed Ronaldo.

"What hit me?"

"Idiot, it's football, run."

Tang Zhenglong ran forward with the ball.

Inter Milan was dumbfounded, why are Real Madrid's two wingers on one side?

No matter how strong Zanetti is, it is still very difficult to defend the two wingers Tang Zhenglong and Ronaldo alone.

Ronaldo stepped forward, Tang Zhenglong ran diagonally, and Zanetti was penetrated by a two-by-one pass.

Mourinho was stunned, "Is this the legendary two-sided striker tactic?" ”

What he didn't know was that it was actually Ronaldo who was chatting with Tang Zhenglong, and suddenly Real Madrid attacked, and he happened to be here, so they attacked together.

Pellegrini was also stunned.

"This tactic is so subtle, why didn't I think of it."

Suddenly, I felt a pair of hot eyes look at it, and turned my head to see that it was Mourinho.

After checking the eyes, both sides knew what was going on with each other.

Pellegrini put on a pretend X's face, as if this was a sophisticated tactic he had come up with.

Mourinho is angry in his heart, if this guy is better than himself, then how can he go to Real Madrid?

Tang Zhenglong faced Sasser, this time he didn't need to think about life, and decisively pushed the far corner, and the ball flew straight to the far corner of the goal.

GOOOOOOOOAL！！

The whole Meazza was stunned, he had already lost two, and Inter Milan, who defended so steadily, actually conceded two goals in half time.

On the big screen, 0-2 stimulates Moratti's nerves, year after year, is Inter a guest in the Champions League this year?

Ronaldo hugged Tang Zhenglong, "Don, I know the essence of lazy tactics." ”

"I told you, put the sock in your mouth."

"Phew! It's observation. ”

"Actually, you've been observing, you're just pretending to be lazy."

Tang Zhenglong died, "First, I am indeed observing, but I am actually really lazy." ”

"No, no, no, I really did because I stuffed my socks in my mouth."

As soon as the words fell, Ronaldo stretched out his fist and stuffed it into Tang Zhenglong's mouth.

"Damn, your mouth is so big, you can stuff half a fist."

"Nima!! Cristiano, you're dead. ”