Chapter 772: Skills Have Side Effects
The only defensive skill Tang Zhenglong knows is the trick of "tailgating the monster", which is to follow secretly and break the ball while he is unprepared.
This trick is okay for some players of average level, but it is basically useless for players of Messi's level.
"No, there's no chance."
Suddenly, Tang Zhenglong had an idea, I can buy skill cards.
"System, I'm going to buy a defensive skill card."
Pick and choose.
Tang Zhenglong saw Cannavaro's god-level defense, he didn't know how effective it was, and it was a bit expensive, 2,000 points, and it lasted only 10 minutes.
That is, successfully defended Messi 3 times in 10 minutes?
It seems like time is a bit tight.
"Master, I also want to warn you that this skill has side effects."
"What side effects?"
“……”
"Cannavaro is 1.75 meters."
Tang Zhenglong chuckled in his heart, "Could it be that I will also become 1.75 meters?" ”
"That's right, as we all know, Cannavaro's defensive skills are unique to short players, so if you don't match the height, it won't work."
Tang Zhenglong was stunned.
1.75 meters?
If it is less than 1.8 meters, then I will not be tall and mighty, and I will not be handsome and leaky.
Woooooooo
"Master, you're not tall, it's nothing, right?"
"you, 1.8 meters is the threshold, the boundary between handsome guys and ordinary people, and less than 1.8 meters is not majestic."
The system sweats to death.
"Do you want it then?"
Tang Zhenglong had another idea.
"Is there any skill in Stamm?"
"Why Stam?"
"Because he's over 1.9 meters."
“……”
"No, and the height is more than enough to make up."
"Nima, that is, more than 1.8 meters do not make up? Less than 1.8 meters for me to minus? ”
"That's right!!"
“……”
"Then redeem it!!"
"Okay."
******
Ronaldo stared at Tang Zhenglong, making Tang Zhenglong feel uncomfortable.
"Could it be that this thing can see that I'm five centimeters shorter?"
"What do you see, I haven't seen a handsome guy."
“……”
"I don't think there's something wrong with you."
“……”
"Nima! So obvious? ”
"Woooooooooooooo
"I see, the way you follow Messi is a lot like a pervert."
……
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.
"Damn, fortunately I didn't see that I got shorter, I'm still majestic."
That's when Marcelo came running.
"Hey, Don, why do I think you're shorter?"
“……”
"Maybe you have cataracts, and you have time to look at your brain, do a gastroscopy, and check your intestines."
Burst.
Ronaldo burst out laughing.
Marcelo blackened his face and said to himself: "It's getting shorter, could it be my delusion?" ”
*****
"System, why doesn't it work? I'm still going to just follow this trick. ”
"Master, you have to intercept it head-on."
"Oh."
Tang Zhenglong ran back to the position of the back waist, and Guti looked at it, "Tang, what are you doing here?" This is my location. ”
"The manager asked me to help you defend Messi."
"What did the Boss say?"
"yes, I don't believe you."
Guti looked at the sidelines, and Pellegrini pointed at Tang Zhenglong, meaning to let Tang Zhenglong get out.
But Guti misunderstood it and asked him to cooperate with Tang Zhenglong.
"Really!!"
"Okay, you grab the first one, I'll fill in behind you."
Tang Zhenglong nodded.
"Remember, don't be so rough, it's easy to take cards."
Guti estimates that the role of Tang Zhenglong's goods can only be to disgust Messi and make him worry a little more when he passes, and the real defense can only rely on himself.
Messi runs forward with the ball.
"Don, remember, you don't need to stop the ball, just don't foul."
Tang Zhenglong turned his head and smiled confidently.
"What are you laughing at?"
"Also...... Why do I think this thing is a little shorter? ”
Messi's left shoulder sank, then adjusted the ball to the side of his right foot, and then began to accelerate infinitely, if the player is compared to a sports car, then Messi is a Ferrari shifter.
At the moment when Messi was completely passable, Tang Zhenglong suddenly stretched out his foot to stop the ball, and the whole process was accurate.
Pep Guardiola looked stupid.
The Barcelona players looked stupid.
The Real Madrid players looked stupid.
Guti was even more dumbfounded, he was the closest, and he clearly saw the whole process, Tang Zhenglong's card position was too accurate, he could be called a master.
"Damn, Don, so you have such a strong defensive ability?"
Tang Zhenglong patted his chest and smiled, "It's okay, that is, the top three in the world." ”
Burst.
Pepe and Ramos also ran over.
"Tang, it's okay just now, the kick is so accurate, it's a pity not to play the guard."
Pepe smiled: "Tang Zhenglong is so short, he won't be tortured to death when he plays guard." ”
"Phew! You're short, I'm a little Asian giant. ”
At this time, Tang Zhenglong felt that there was someone behind him, and turned around to look, "Marcelo, what are you doing?" ”
Marcelo is comparing his height with Tang Zhenglong, he is 1.72 meters, and it stands to reason that Tang Zhenglong is a lot taller than him.
In fact, short people are more sensitive to height, which is why Marcelo is very keenly aware that Tang Zhenglong has become shorter.
"Don, you've really become shorter, you used to be much taller than me."
Burst.
"That's because...... I cut my hair. ”
"Hair is also considered height?"
"Nonsense, isn't hair part of the body?"
"Anyway, can you just leave my height alone and pay more attention to my skills? I'm so good at my game, that's the most important thing. ”
*****
"So fast, he was so fast just now, is it a coincidence?"
Messi has passed more defenders than Luo Zhixiang's girlfriend, and he knows too much about the defense of defenders.
Tang Zhenglong's defensive action just now was too fast, so fast that it was outrageous.
"It must be a coincidence."
Messi is ready to do it again.
Guti also wanted to see if Tang Zhenglong had just walked the dog S luck.
"Don, be careful."
"Stop talking nonsense, what should you do, why should you go, don't delay the defense of the third guard in the world."
Guti Khan.
"I now understand Ronaldo's mood, and with this product, I can make people crazy!"
Messi rushed towards Tang Zhenglong.
"Come on, hahaha, look at me super defensive."
At that moment, Ibrahimovic shouted, "Leo, pass." ”
Messi looked up and saw that he was not a selfish person, and the interests of the team were more important, so he passed the ball.
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.
"Passing? System, how do you count it? ”
"Of course you've failed to defend."
"It's up to me, too?"
Messi's pass, the consequences are very serious, because Real Madrid's defensive attention is all on Messi's side, and the defense of Ibrahimovic is basically equal to zero.
After all, Ibrahimovic is basically in a state of being abandoned by Guardiola.
Many people forget that Ibrahimovic is actually very strong, Ibrahimovic burst into the box with the ball, and he vented all his anger on the ball.
With a slash to the ground, the ball was slammed into the far corner of the goal.
This kind of ball, Cassie can only look at the ball and sigh.