in the locker room.

Teammates and Ibrahimovic are like two magnets on the same pole, repelling each other.

"Have you had enough trouble?"

"That's Tang Zhenglong's nonsense, you can do that kind of person? I really like women. ”

“……”

"But we really haven't met your girlfriend, even if you don't want the reporter to know, but we're nothing, right?"

“……”

"Can't I keep a low profile?"

The teammates looked at each other.

"Good! I'll go to Tang Zhenglong now to explain it to you. ”

******

"Tang Zhenglong, stop !!"

Tang Zhenglong is shopping in front of a vending machine.

"Zlatan...... Why? ”

"Come with me."

Tang Zhenglong shook off Eevee's hand.

"Don't pull and pull, I'm not like you."

Ibu was half angry.

"It's because of your nonsense, and now the whole team thinks I like men, and they all reject me and isolate me."

"Hehe, that's not good."

"You're big."

"You'll have to make it clear to me today."

"I'm not going."

Tang Zhenglong hugged the vending machine.

"I won't go."

******

"Tang Zhenglong, I'm here."

"It's against the law."

When the Barcelona players saw that it was really Tang Zhenglong, they should not bully it quickly.

"Why don't you take a beating first?" Alves laughed.

“……”

"Then Barcelona will be banned for life, the whole team !!"

"Hehe, there's no surveillance, and you love acting so much, I don't think anyone believes it, haha."

Yibu patted Tang Zhenglong, "Don't make trouble, tell them that I like women." ”

Tang Zhenglong cleared his throat.

"I tell you that Zlatan actually likes women."

"Okay, I'm done, I can go."

The Barcelona players were stunned.

Ibu also felt as if something was wrong.

"You swear first."

"Okay, I swear to the Barcelona emblem, if what I say is false, Barcelona will be destroyed."

Burst.

"Beat him!!"

"Wait."

"Is it okay for me to swear to Real Madrid's crest?"

"That's pretty much it."

"I swear to Real Madrid's crest, if what I say is false, Real Madrid will go bankrupt immediately."

Players, you look at me, I look at you, why do you still feel wrong?

"You're not Spaniard, and Real Madrid doesn't seem to have anything to do with you."

"Well, I swear by my country, it's all right?"

"If what I'm saying is false, South Korea will go bankrupt right away."

This ruthless!!

"Now you can."

Ibrahimovic was dumbfounded, his teammates may not be able to figure out South Korea and China, but he knows it, because he has seen this meme.

"Nima's!!"

But at this time, Ibu didn't say anything.

"Zlatan, he really likes women."

"Really?"

"Of course, I can joke about Barcelona and Real Madrid, but I can't joke about South Korea, right?"

Barcelona players think about it.

"Well, we believe you."

******

Five minutes later, Alves still felt something was wrong.

"Why do I always think something strange just now?"

"What?"

"I can't put it into words, but I always feel that something is wrong."

"Me too." Busquets said.

Suddenly, someone shouted.

"That guy isn't Korean."

“……”

Alves slapped his head.

"That's right! I think he was Chinese. ”

"Damn!"

"Zlatan, you're too thief, lie to us."

Ibu pretended to say, "Hehe, I can't tell who is in Asian countries at all, I just know that they all look similar." ”

"That's it."

"That guy is a thief."

"Let's go, find him."

*****

"Don, why did you put the shin guards on your body?" Marcelo wondered.

Tang Zhenglong is just in case, if he goes out later and encounters an angry Barcelona player, he will wear a little shin guard on his body, which can defend himself.

"It's called personality."

"It's called stupidity."

"you, then why are you putting instant noodles on the lead."

Marcelo Khan died.

"My hair is naturally curly, so you put the instant noodles on the head."

Leave the dressing room and meet the Barcelona players.

"What?" Ramos stepped up and asked.

"It's none of your business, we're looking for Tang Zhenglong."

Tang Zhenglong hid in the rear.

"Hehe, we Real Madrid are a whole, one is prosperous, and one is lost."

As soon as the words fell, I saw the Real Madrid players get out of the way.

"Nima!!"

"How can you do that?"

"Don, he's right, it doesn't seem to be our business, let's go to the stadium and wait for you first."

"Come back!!"

"Come back!!"

Barcelona players came around.

"We all know, you lying Pinocchio, you are Chinese, not Korean."

Tang Zhenglong smiled and said: "I misunderstood, in fact, I have a quarter of Korean ancestry. ”

Alves took out his mobile phone, "This is your information, nationality is Chinese." ”

Tang Zhenglong showed a surprised expression.

"Wow, love crazy mobile phones, you're so trendy, with such a popular mobile phone, it's expensive, right? I still use Nokia. ”

“……”

"Can you show me?"

"Wow, this screen is so big, it must be cool to play games."

"Well, it's good."

"It must be cool to watch videos, I never dreamed of having such a phone."

"Then buy it, you make so much money in a year."

"Off topic." Sergio Busquets interrupted the conversation between Tang Zhenglong and Alves.

"Tang Zhenglong, you insulted the IQ of the Barcelona players, I want you to apologize."

"No problem."

The Barcelona players froze.

"So simply?"

I saw Tang Zhenglong bowing, bowing, bowing, and bowing, and his family replied.

“……”

"What does that mean?"

"In our country, the three bows are the most solemn apology ceremony."

"Really?"

"Of course, don't you think I'm sincere?"

"Nope."

Harvey said, "Okay, you can go." ”

After Tang Zhenglong left, Alves kept an eye on it.

"I don't believe what this guy said, I'd better look it up."

"Hmm."

This check, the Barcelona players were angry, it turned out that in China, they bowed three times to the dead.

"Nima!! I was deceived by him again. ”

"This bastard, treat us like dead."

"Go get him back."

"Forget it, let's talk about it after the game."

The Barcelona players gritted their teeth, it was so hateful, Tang Zhenglong would be the public enemy of Barcelona in the future.

******

"Marcelo, you punch me."

"What?"

"I'd like to try my protection."

Marcelo punched.

"It doesn't hurt, hehe, it works."

Mom doesn't have to worry about me getting beaten anymore.

At this time, the referee came over and pointed at Tang Zhenglong, "What are you?" ”

"Shin guards."

The referee was stunned.

"Shin guards, you bring them?"

"Referee, it seems that there is no rule that does not allow shin guards to be strapped, right?"