"Zlatan...... Pedro...... Messi, this should be Barcelona's last chance, Messi takes the ball, the referee blows the whistle, and the game is over. ”

The Bernabeu is in a state of boiling.

Guardiola looked pained, he smiled bitterly: "Hehe, the league is over, congratulations to Real Madrid for winning the La Liga championship." ”

Guardiola's half is angry, half is also the truth, according to the current development of the situation, the suspense of La Liga is indeed not big.

Arbeloa.

Lore Heroes.

Sometimes happiness is like hail, crackling and hitting the head, and there is nowhere to hide.

'Álvaro, it's your first goal of the season, but it's as precious as gold, you're a hero in Madrid.'

Arbeloa scratched his head, "This should be thanks to our Real Madrid's first brother Tang Zhenglong, who passed the ball exquisitely." ”

"Álvaro, don't be modest, Tang Zhenglong didn't do anything, he just gently pushed the ball to you, your burst shot is too beautiful."

"Hahaha, you can't experience it if you're not on the court, I dare to guarantee that 90% of the credit for this goal belongs to Tang Zhenglong."

“……”

Everyone was dumbfounded.

'It's hard for me to explain, but good passing is a guarantee of goals.

“……”

"Yes...... Is it? ”

Everyone is suspicious.

Soon, Tang Zhenglong appeared in front of reporters.

'Alvaro says your pass is the key to scoring goals, do you think that's the case? Or does he owe you money and have to say so? ”

“……”

"Nima!"

"First of all, Alvaro doesn't owe me a penny, and secondly, I agree with what he said, I ask everyone, why is Messi so strong in Barcelona, but when he comes back to Argentina, he becomes a soft-footed shrimp?"

Everyone was dumbfounded.

When was Messi a soft-footed shrimp in Argentina? It's just a little bit worse, and it's also very strong.

Tang Zhenglong saw that no one cared about him, so he asked himself, "It's very simple, because Barcelona has Xavi." ”

The reporters began to roll their eyes, and Tang Zhenglong was about to start bragging again!

"I'm Xavi from Real Madrid."

"Don, can you please not insult Spanish football?"

“……”

Tang Zhenglong took out a "small book of hatred".

The reporter was scared, "I was wrong, don't remember my name, I was wrong, I was wrong." ”

"Yellow card warning, next time I will not be spared."

“……”

Everyone knows that being banned by Tang Zhenglong is equivalent to being banned by Real Madrid, if a football reporter in Spain is banned by Real Madrid, then what else are you doing as a football reporter? Go home and farm.

******

"Marca interview? But I've just accepted the invitation from the newspaper As, can I change the day? ”

While talking on the phone, Arbeloa raised his voice for fear that his teammates would not hear him.

Marcelo's face darkened.

"It's all mine, it's all mine, I'm the lore hero."

"Do you think Álvaro is becoming more and more like Tang Zhenglong?"

"It's not like, he's the second Tang Zhenglong."

"Cut, didn't you just score a goal? What's the big deal. ”

But soon, someone said: "But things are really not normal, Tang Zhenglong told Marcelo in advance that he can assist, but is this possible to be expected in advance?" ”

"Or can Tang Zhenglong really pass the ball that helps his teammates score?"

Teammates look at each other.

Someone said: "Tang Ke is Chinese, could it be qigong?" ”

"Impossible."

But this kind of thing is not rather credible than not, if Tang Zhenglong really has such skills, then follow him and wait for cool.

At this time, Tang Zhenglong came, and Arbeloya immediately hung up the phone, holding coffee in his left hand and strawberry milkshake in his right hand.

"Boss, are you drinking coffee or milkshake today?"

"I'm sick to my throat today, have a glass of lemonade."

"Okay, I'll get it right away."

"Doglegs!!" The crowd despised it.

As soon as Arbeloa turned around, the lemonade came, it was Marcelo.

"Boss, the lemonade is here."

Tang Zhenglong patted Marcelo's shoulder, "Soon, yes, yes." ”

"Disgusting!"

That's when Benzema stepped up.

"Don't be impulsive, although Arbeloa and Marcelo are extremely disgusting, but don't make a public fuss either."

I saw Benzema step forward and shouted boss.

Everyone slapped on the ground.

"Nima!! Benzema, the thick-eyed and big-eyed one, has also fallen. ”

"I'm French, and I want to treat you to a French meal, and I want you to enjoy your face."

"Hahahaha, it's good, I'll definitely appreciate my face."

"Boss, take the two of us, we can pay for it too." Arbeloa and Marcelo scrambled for the lead.

"Hahaha, otherwise, you treat me to a Brazilian meal, and you invite me to a Spanish meal."

"No problem."

At this time, Ronaldo stood up, "Are you disgusting or not, do you deserve the Real Madrid jersey on your body?" Real Madrid is a century-old giant, do you think about the honor of the team before you do things? ”

Tang Zhenglong said unhappily: "Cristiano, I don't like to hear this, why is it disgusting to have a good relationship with me?" ”

"If you're sensible, how can you only score 10 goals in a season?"

Burst.

Ronaldo vomited blood.

"Isn't it just a coincidence?"

"Coincidentally?"

Tang Zhenglong patted Arbeloya on the shoulder.

"I'll tell you in advance, you'll score two goals in the next game."

“……”

The crowd was dumbfounded.

Are you a weather forecaster? Two more?

Ronaldo sneered, "What if you can't do it?" ”

"I'll call you brother!!"

"It's a deal!"

"Cut!!"

*****

Tang Zhenglong was stupid and turned the system over and over again, but he couldn't find the skill of super assist.

"What should I do? The cowhide was blown out. ”

"System, what about super assists?"

"I didn't tell you, it was a trial skill, and it's been taken off the shelves now."

"Off the shelves? Nima is a fugitive treasure. ”

"System, my cowhide has been blown out, if I can't do it this time, I will be very faceless in front of Ronaldo."

"Master, I have a skill here to treat bragging, do you want to try it?"

"Get out!!"

"How far, how far to roll."

Tang Zhenglong checked the schedule, fortunately, the next opponent is Almeria, the opponent is not strong, maybe there is hope to help Arbeloa double cannon.

"Woo woo, I knew I wouldn't brag about it."

******

"Diego, the World Cup is approaching, is Argentina ready?"

Maradona shrugged.

"I don't know what you mean? I've been preparing for this day since the day I was born. ”

"Hahaha."

Inside a television station in Buenos Aires, live streaming is going on.

An audience member asked: "Recently, Tang Zhenglong of Real Madrid said that Messi's return to Argentina is a soft-footed shrimp, what do you think?" ”

"Put P."

The host coughed and reminded Maradona that he was broadcasting, but apparently the old horse didn't care.

"Tang Zhenglong, his whole body is soft."