GOOOOOOOOOOOAL！！

"Curly, you've scored."

"I scored?"

Looking at the slow motion, it is not so much that Marcelo scored, but that the ball smashed Marcelo and then flew into the goal himself.

"Hahaha, Dad, I love you."

“……”

"Curly, you'd better really marry Gisele Bundchen, then I have a supermodel daughter-in-law, otherwise I'll whip you."

The score was set at 4-0.

The Almeria coach was about to cry because the four goals conceded could be said to be more bizarre than the other.

After the game, reporters surrounded Tang Zhenglong.

"Don, are you going to change to the front midfield?"

“……”

"Of course not, I'm just wet with rain and dew, I can't always score goals alone, that will affect the unity of Real Madrid, and this kind of thing still needs to be shared by everyone."

Sweat!!

When did Tang Zhenglong become so generous?

"Don, have you been in debt lately?"

Burst.

"You only owe money, why do I do good deeds, and everyone doesn't believe me?"

"Because you're not a good person." Everyone thought to themselves.

"Don, the opposing manager said you don't respect Almeria and your attitude to the game is too loose."

Tang Zhenglong shrugged.

"If I don't ramble, then it's not 4-0, it's 14-0."

Burst.

Journalists in Almeria vomited blood.

"Actually, I played very relaxed in the league because I was afraid that if I didn't relax, the score would be ugly."

"Don, don't be so arrogant, it's not your turn to humiliate in Spanish football."

"I'm sorry, I didn't humiliate Spanish football, I just told the truth, otherwise I will show you the next time I come to Almeria?"

“……”

"Hey, when the time comes, you will say that Tang Zhenglong is unforgiving and has scored too many goals."

“……”

"There is a saying in our country, only journalists and villains are difficult to raise."

"Don, you have the ability to be popular forever, otherwise we will definitely write you to death!!"

*******

Robert Iger.

Disney CEO, he's been a little annoyed lately.

As we all know, Disney is very conscious of its own image, but recently......

That's when lawyer Johnson came to Robert Iger's office.

"How?"

"I've checked, we don't have any reason to sue Tang Zhenglong, it was an accident."

Robert Iger was stunned.

"!! Do you know that Mickey Mouse is our golden signboard, and now it has been ruined by Tang Zhenglong, you tell me, there is nothing we can do? ”

“……”

"yes, there's nothing wrong with the whole process, it was an accident, and his panties are genuine."

“……”

Robert Iger wanted to cry to death.

"Our stock has fallen by 10%, believe it or not, I'll fire you and tell you to get out."

"Boss, if you think finding another lawyer will solve the problem, you can do whatever you want."

Johnson turned to leave, and as he was leaving, he said: "Actually, it's not completely impossible, maybe it can be ...... like this."

Robert Iger: "Tell me about it. ”

******

Tang Zhenglong picked up the phone and saw that it was Sol's.

"Hey, isn't this my waste lawyer?"

"Don, you'd better be polite to me, I know a lot of your secrets."

"Hehe, I'm afraid of you! I also know a lot of your secrets, do you want to break the news to each other? ”

Sol Khan died, before he met Tang Zhenglong, he thought he was a hooligan, but after meeting Tang Zhenglong, he realized that he was actually a good person.

"Okay, no kidding, what the hell is going on?"

"Disney CEO Robert Iger wants to see you."

"Why did he see me? Are you looking for me to endorse? ”

"Hehe, what do you want to do good? A lawyer friend of mine told me that Robert Iger was angry. ”

"Cut."

"Anyway, be careful, Disney is a giant, and any shot can kill you."

"Hehe, you can try it."

******

in an upscale hotel in Madrid.

Robert Iger kept looking at his watch.

"It's 20 minutes late, what is Tang Zhenglong!!"

A big man like Robert Iger was always waiting for him.

At this time, Tang Zhenglong came.

Robert Iger was stunned when he saw Tang Zhenglong's T-shirt with a green dragon on the left, a white tiger on the right, and a Mickey Mouse in the middle.

Tang Zhenglong came to apologize first.

"I'm sorry, Madrid is too congested."

"It's fine!"

Tang Zhenglong sat down, and Robert Iger pointed to Tang Zhenglong's T-shirt.

"What's that?"

"Mickey Mouse."

“……”

"I know, I mean the left and right patterns."

"This, haha."

Tang Zhenglong explained.

"This is Feng Shui, Qinglong, the white tiger is too domineering, I put a Mickey Mouse in the middle, neutralize it, my family is also like this, there is Donald Duck next to Guan Erye, be more harmonious."

“……”

Robert Iger has been completely stupid, what is this?

"I don't care what you do in your home, but in public places, you can't wear it like this, it will ruin our brand image."

Tang Zhenglong was stunned.

"This dress is mine, I can wear it as much as I like."

Robert Iger suppressed the anger in his heart.

"I'm here to talk to you about cooperation."

"Cooperation?"

Robert Iger handed Tang a copy of the agreement.

Tang Zhenglong looked at it.

"Let me apologize publicly?"

"That's right, a million dollars should be enough."

Tang Zhenglong smiled, "It is said that Americans are more domineering, it turns out to be true, hehe, why should I apologize, I didn't do anything wrong." ”

"You ruined the image of Mickey Mouse."

"Mr. Robert, in your heart, Mickey Mouse is priceless, but in my heart, Mickey Mouse is worthless."

Tang Zhenglong crumpled the agreement into a ball and stuffed it into a goblet.

"Don't look for me anymore, contact my lawyer if anything."

After speaking, Tang Zhenglong left, and Robert Egger's mouth was crooked.

******

"Don, you're really going to cause trouble." Florentino laughed.

"Mr. President, Disney is bullying me."

"They're now suing Real Madrid for infringing on Disney's image rights."

"Mr. President, don't worry, I, Tang Zhenglong, do things by myself."

"Nonsense, you made it up in the first place, if you don't bear it, can I help you bear it?"

Tang Zhenglong Khan died, he thought that Florentino would be polite to him.

"You settle for me, you know?"

"Got it."

******

"Thor, you're going to help me this time."

"Don, why do you think of me as a waste lawyer?"

"Hehe, how can you be a waste? You are the greatest lawyer I have ever met, remember the first time we met in Cologne? That's when I knew you were going to make it, right? ”

"Damn, Tang Zhenglong, you are really a chameleon."

"Hehe, it's all for life."