Tang Zhenglong, fuck off. (German)

"Haha, Germany, I'm back."

Marcelo pointed to the banner in German, "What does that say?" ”

"Welcome Tang Zhenglong back to Germany, we all love Tang Zhenglong, Tang Zhenglong is the king of Germany."

Bah!!

After getting off the bus, there were many protesters against Tang Zhenglong at the door of the hotel.

"Tang Zhenglong, get out of Germany."

"Tang Zhenglong is a clown."

"Don Zhenglong is not welcome in Munich."

Tang Zhenglong waved at the crowd, as if he didn't care at all.

The war of words between Tang Zhenglong and Van Gaal was fierce.

The main thing is that Van Gaal's wife made trouble, and it was later exposed, in fact, Van Gaal didn't know about it, but Tang Zhenglong secretly demonstrated that Gaal was not a man, and he didn't dare to come out to speak, but let his wife hack himself.

When interviewed by reporters, Tang Zhenglong smiled: "I can understand Van Gaal hating me, after all, I said that Stevens is the best manager in the Netherlands, but he should stand up and confront me like a man, instead of letting his wife find someone to hack me." ”

"Don, Van Gaal has already said that he doesn't know what his wife did?"

"Hehe......"

"Remember my response – hehe, you can make memes and send them to people you hate."

******

Allianz Arena, press conference.

"I've answered countless times, I don't know what my wife did, that's her freedom, and I won't respond to what Tang Zhenglong's clown said."

"But Tang Zhenglong is right?" A reporter asked incomprehensibly.

"Alright, that's it, goodbye."

******

The Allianz Arena, probably the best stadium in Europe, was built for the World Cup in Germany and is currently the home of Bayern Munich and Munich 1860.

Come to the locker room.

Pepe picked up a bottle of water, but hesitated and didn't open it.

"Why don't you drink it?"

"Everyone said that Tang Zhenglong offended the whole of Germany, will they hack us?"

"What do you mean? Is it poisoned in water? Do you have delusions of victimization? ”

Hahaha.

"No, that's impossible, but it's possible, like ......"

"What the hell are you trying to say?"

"Will they pee in our water."

Burst!!

Disgusting.

"Pepe, honestly, did you ever do that?"

Pepe Khan died.

"When I was still in Brazil, I was bullied by my classmates once, and I couldn't beat it, so I ......"

The teammates looked disdainful.

"Disgusting."

Tang Zhenglong smiled: "That's not simple? Wouldn't it be better to find someone to test it? ”

"Looking for whom?"

******

Marcelo wondered why everyone was surrounding him.

"Marcelo, you're so handsome today."

"Really?"

"Marcelo, you are too important to Real Madrid, we all think you are the first brother of Real Madrid."

"Hahaha."

Just when Marcelo was at his best, Pepe handed over a bottle of water.

"Come, drink water."

Marcelo unscrewed the cap and took a sip.

"Damn, how salty."

Everyone, you look at me, I look at you, and they are all laughing.

With just a little salt added to the water, Marcelo can drink it, proving that his sense of taste is quite sensitive, and it is simply a human flesh water quality tester.

Pepe pretended to say, "It's impossible, it's pure water." ”

Marcelo closed the bottle cap, "This German water monster is weird." ”

"Then another bottle."

"Don't drink it, I'm not thirsty."

"No way!!"

Marcelo was stunned, this was clearly robbed.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Do you drink or not?"

"Don't drink!!"

"Marcelo, that's no wonder we're here."

Marcelo didn't expect that these people held him down and poured water on him.

"Ahh

……

……

"How?"

"How's that? It's pure water, and it has no taste. ”

Tang Zhenglong slapped his thigh, "It's safe!" ”

"What the hell do you mean?"

Anyway, it's already been tested, so Pepe said 1510.

Marcelo's mood was green.

"Nima!! Are you still human? What if the water is poisonous? ”

Tang Zhenglong said with a smile: "Don't worry, we have all thought about it, in case the water is really poisonous, then Ronaldo will play left-back and make a temporary cameo." ”

“……”

"You're very thoughtful."

"That's it!!"

"Phew! You have all learned badly, this must be Tang Zhenglong's idea. ”

"That's right!! It was all Don's idea. ”

Tang Zhenglong took out a voice recorder.

"Hehe, I knew you were going to cross the river and tear down the bridge, I was ready in advance."

“……”

Be dumbfounded!!!

*****

Walking out of the locker room, Tang Zhenglong was blocked by an old man.

"Hey, old man, are you dying, there are 11 of us."

Louis van Gaal looked at the Real Madrid players.

Marcelo looked up at the sky at 8 o'clock in the evening, "The sun is nice today." ”

"yes."

"The weather was so nice."

"Nima!! Are you still human? Help me. ”

"Such good weather, let's go for a walk."

"Let's go."

Van Gaal chuckled.

"It seems that your popularity at Real Madrid is very bad."

"Hehe, no way, people with high levels are envied, there is a saying in our country, not being envied is mediocre."

"I warn you, like a man, don't always get involved with my wife, it's a matter between the two of us, what's coming at me."

"Hey, it's your wife who hacked me with The Telegraph, and you're coming to me now?"

"It was written by a reporter from The Telegraph, and it has nothing to do with my wife, so can my wife still take care of the newspaper?"

"Say that I and Stevens' wife XXOO, hehe, this is not the news you put behind your back?"

"I swear, I didn't!"

Tang Zhenglong said with a smile: "Can you consider my feelings when spreading rumors in the future?" If you at least say that I and Stevens' daughter XXOO, I can feel a little better. ”

Van Gaal was dumbfounded, what kind of brain circuit is this?

"Are you really?"

Van Gaal heard that Tang Zhenglong and Moyes's daughter were ......

Is this guy specifically harming the women of the coaching family?

It's scary to think about.

"Tang Zhenglong, you are really the biggest bastard I have ever seen, fortunately I am not your head coach, otherwise I am very worried about my daughter's safety."

"Do you have a daughter?"

"Is it pretty?"

Van Gaal's face darkened, and when Manuel Pellegrini passed by, the two politely greeted each other.

"Pellegrini's daughter too?"

Tang Zhenglong nodded.

"Scum."

Van Gaal has a little sympathy for Pellegrini.

"When the game is over, get out of Munich, I don't want to see you, or I'll call the police."

"Crazy."

"Try it, I'm old, but it's okay to break all three of your legs!"