Chapter 795: Bundesliga Du Niang
"What's going on?"
Van Gaal couldn't believe his eyes, why Bout, who was so steady before, made so many low-level mistakes.
Bout looked embarrassed.
"It's Tang Zhenglong."
"What's the matter with Tang Zhenglong?"
Bout 1510 said.
Van Gaal's nose was crooked.
"That guy has only been in the Bundesliga, why does he know the weaknesses of other teams?"
Bout shook his head.
"I don't know, but I didn't play against him before I got to Bayern, and anyway that guy was a nuisance."
Van Gaal still didn't believe it, so he called Tang Zhenglong.
"Don, can I ask you something?"
"Just ask."
"I heard you know a lot about Bundesliga teams?"
"That's right."
"How well do you know?"
"To know more is to understand?"
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"Okay, I'll get straight to the point."
"Who is the team with the best relationship with Bayern in the Bundesliga?"
"Hamburg, their manager is Hoeness's younger brother, Hoeness Jr., Bayern bought the Hamburg player, and the two Hoenesses played a game of golf together."
Van Gaal chuckled in his heart, "I really know." β
"So who is the team that has the worst relationship with Bayern?"
"Schalke 04, they have a song called "Rip off the leather pants of Bayern Munich", leather pants are the traditional clothing of Bavaria, you know the Oktoberfest, it is that kind of traditional clothing."
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Van Gaal was a little surprised, this guy knows so much about the Bundesliga? How many gossip newspapers he reads.
"Then I ask you, what do you think of my future at Bayern?"
"It is estimated that the contract was not fulfilled, and it was fired."
Van Gaal Khan died.
"Why?"
"How do I know this, guess."
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Van Gaal trembled with anger.
Still, he wanted to ask a few more questions.
"And what do you think of me letting Schweinsteiger play in the back?"
"Very good!"
"Why?"
"The speed of the little pig is slow, it is not suitable to play a winger, you know, the speed of the winger must be fast, such as Robben, Tang Zhenglong."
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"And the piglet's body is very strong, and the overall situation is good, so it's good to play the back, and you did a good job of that."
Van Gaal Khan died, this bastard is not very good, but he can think of it with himself.
"And what do you think of Gomez?"
Gomez was Bayern's summer champion last year, bought from Stuttgart for 30 million euros, but his performance has not been good.
"Gomez? Generally so, it's expensive to buy, 30 million? It's all up to Benzema's value, I don't know what Bayern thinks. β
"I thought so too, in fact, I didn't agree to this deal, but there was no way, Hoeness insisted on buying it."
"The wealthy family is like this, the wealth is big, you just get used to it."
"One last question, what do I need to do if I want to make it to the finals?"
Tang Zhenglong thought for a while and said with a smile: "It's very simple, lie down." β
"Lie down? Why? β
"Then you can close your eyes and dream."
Van Gaal flew a kick.
"Roll !!"
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Bout, the second victim after Dida, they were all crippled by Tang Zhenglong.
Bout looked at his trembling hands, and now he was in a state of panic at the sight of a high-altitude ball.
"It's high and floating."
Bout glared at Tang Zhenglong fiercely.
"Don, has anyone ever said that they want to strangle you."
"No, but someone said that Tang Zhenglong is very cute."
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Alonso picked up the ball on the flank and curled it in.
"Again?"
Bout yelled at defender Van Bitten, "Here you go. β
Van Gaal looked at it here, and the ...... Let's make a substitution.
Substitute goalkeeper Lensing is warming up.
Just when Van Gaal was about to make a substitution, he kept an eye on it.
"Or ...... Ask Tang Zhenglong? β
Van Gaal beckoned to Tang Zhenglong, "Tang, what do you think of me replacing Lunsing?" β
"That's fine."
"Okay?"
"In fact, it's almost the same, Bayern's goalkeepers are all scrapped, the main Kahn is too strong, before he retired, Bayern's substitute goalkeepers were all decorations, and now he suddenly retired, these goalkeepers can't take on the role of Bayern goalkeeper at all."
DUANGοΌοΌοΌ
Van Gaal has to admit that Tang Zhenglong is right.
After Lun Xin warmed up, Xi Zizi ran over, "Boss, let's change." β
Van Gaal looked at Rensing and tapped him on the shoulder, "Let's talk about it in the second half." β
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"Why?"
"Did this bastard say something? Boss, he's a hooligan, he was a public enemy when he was in the Bundesliga, how can you listen to him. β
Van Gaal also knows what kind of person Tang Zhenglong is, but this guy is basically Baidu in the Bundesliga.
And what he said actually makes a lot of sense.
"You listen to me, I'll talk about it in the second half, you go back first."
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"No." The Real Madrid players discussed together, Bout is a weak chicken, but he doesn't attack now, and honestly shrinks in front of the goal, isn't there no way?
"Or?"
"Let's ask Tang Zhenglong again."
"Don, Bout won't attack, what should I do?"
Tang Zhenglong was stunned.
"I'm not a search engine."
"Poof."
Everyone asked happily, "Don, let's talk about it, help." β
Tang Zhenglong put on an unfathomable expression.
"Bayern's two defenders, Demichelis and Van Bitten, are the kind of players who are very slow, fierce in head-on confrontation, but very slow to chase back."
"You mean to hang the ball behind them?"
"Wrong!!"
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"And what do you mean?"
"It's easy to foul this kind of defender."
"Don, don't just talk about not practicing, you demonstrate."
"Yes, but you all shout Brother Yi and listen to it first."
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"Boss, come Carlos."
In a hot pot restaurant in a city in China, the customer shouted that the boss was also interested and gave him a colander spoon.
Once upon a time, Carlos was synonymous with a colander.
And now the new colander is Demichelis.
This guy is very strong head-on, and his header is good, but he is too easy to get by.
Tang Zhenglong took the ball to face Demichelis and made a few feints.
"Don't waste your efforts, I don't look at feints."
"Wow, you're so good, do you know what I'm going to do next?"
I saw Tang Zhenglong gently pick up the ball, the ball was impartial, and it happened to hit Demichelis's hand.
Demichelis looked at Tang Zhenglong.
Tang Zhenglong looked at Demichelis.
"Is this guy going to do it?"
"That's right."
The referee ran over and pointed to the penalty spot.
"Referee, he deliberately hit my hand with the ball."
"You should get out of the way, who told you to react so slowly."
Demichelis was mad.
The referee said that he did not listen to the explanation, and there was no problem with handball in the penalty area and penalty kicks.
"That's a thief! I was wronged. β