Chapter 0339 - Don't Eat
When he was groggy, he suddenly felt that the bend of his knee was cold and biting, Lei Heng couldn't help but snort, and finally woke up. See. Wool, Chinese net
In a trance in his mind, Lei Heng almost regretted his intestines, if it weren't for the momentary quarrel, how could he have fallen into this step?
I opened my eyes with infinite remorse, but I saw that my left leg was well attached to my body, but a goose-yellow scarf was wrapped around my knee, and there were a few traces of blood in it.
Lei Heng was suddenly surprised and inexplicable, almost couldn't believe his eyes, and blurted out, "My legs!" Didn't cut it off? ”
When the words fell, I heard a young voice say lazily, "Nonsense, with your dog leg that can't get on the table, even if you cut it off, what's the use, can it be used to make honey fire recipe?" ”
Lei Heng was stunned, and when he fixed his eyes, he saw Xiao Lei Zheng looking at each other with white eyes, and sneered at himself, "Dare to plot against the master in Chang'an City, you deserve to suffer this time, and you dare to be the dog leg of the little fox spirit in the future." ”
Although Lei Heng muttered to himself, after all, he was still overshadowed by his joy, and said at the moment, "Is it the injury you wrapped up for me?" How did you keep up? Where are those two? ”
While speaking, I saw "Sister E" approaching, and when she heard the words, she suddenly blushed, and suddenly said, "Bastard savage!" Which is the son of a? ”
Lei Heng caught a glimpse of the slight defect in the cuffs of "Sister E", and immediately realized the origin of the goose yellow scarf, opened his mouth and finally snorted dryly, "Grandpa Lei is scolding the, and the few who don't admit it." ”
"Sister E" was stagnant, and "Sister Bi", who followed later, had already blushed and said, "It's all my fault, if Lei Zhuangshi wants to scold, let him scold." ”
"Sister E" said angrily, "Sister Bi, don't be like this savage, I provoked the matter, and I will bear all the consequences." See 1 wool 3 Chinese net"
Lei Heng was too lazy to entangle with the two girls, and said to Xiao Lei, "Little brother, your medical skills are really powerful, shouldn't it matter if I'm injured?" There won't be any root causes, right? So where did you get the antidote to scorpion poison? Is it possible that it is fake? ”
Xiao Lei knocked on Lei Heng's knee, and while he was grinning and screaming, he said in a leisurely manner, "There are questions to ask one by one, it's just a red scorpion venom, and the little master used it as a condiment for cooking when he was eight years old, do you still use any antidote?" ”
"Bi Mei" heard this, her expression changed slightly, and she only listened to Xiao Lei's leisurely words, "But the scorpion tail needle barb is powerful, and I have no choice but to damage your muscles and flesh, and I can't move around for a while, and it will take about two or three days to heal." ”
Lei Heng breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile, "Thank you, thank you, this time we owe Lao Lei, if you can use me in the future, you can just speak." ”
Xiao Lei waved his hand and said, "Excuse me, the master hasn't mixed up to the point of collecting dog legs, but why are you the only one left, the little fox spirit?" ”
Lei Heng pointed to Ji Lei Feng and said, "Lao Kong went up with a friend to see the stone drum, and Xiaomei and Lao Mu Bacheng also went up." ”
Xiao Lei pouted and said, "It must be the little fox spirit who is messing around, otherwise how can Lao Gu have this leisure?" Forget it, let's wait for them to come down and then go back together. ”
Lei Heng nodded, and said again, "By the way, little brother, do you have anything to eat, it's enough to pad your stomach." ”
Xiao Lei said strangely, "You guys sneaked out to climb the mountain, but you didn't bring anything to eat?" Or are you stealing from prison and have eaten them all? ”
Lei Heng said embarrassedly, "No, no, in fact, I didn't plan to climb so high at all, so I forgot to bring food." ”
Xiao Lei said clearly: "It's the little fox's careful blood whim, right?" Hmph~ To be a dog's leg, you have to be conscious, but the master came up when he was full, how could he bring any dry food? ”
Lei Heng was disappointed, and when he was depressed, he heard "Sister E" cough and say, "I still have some snacks here, savage, do you want to eat them?" ”
Lei Heng frowned and said, "Why are you still here, do you want to plot against Grandpa Lei again?" ”
Although "Sister E" was angry in her heart, she still stepped forward without saying a word, holding a small brocade box in her slender jade palm, and handed it directly to Lei Heng.
The four-color pastries in the brocade box are neatly placed, revealing full of delicious and crispy, just looking at it has already made people's mouths and appetite fingers move.
Lei Heng suddenly felt a strange fragrance, and for a moment it seemed that he was facing the most important choice in his life, the hunger in his stomach and the gluttony on the tip of his tongue attacked together, and he couldn't stop swallowing in his throat, how could he release half a cruel sentence.
Seeing this, the corners of her mouth curled slightly, and she said tepidly, "This girl is not afraid of you, next time I take advantage of the sword, let's have another competition, we must let you, a savage, lose convincingly." ”
Lei Heng secretly froze, and said with a horizontal eyebrow, "Hit and fight, who is afraid of you?" Hum! The two armies are at war, and they don't eat! Wrong...... Don't eat 'borrowed' food! Neither is it right...... Don't eat five buckets of rice and bend your waist! ”
The more "Sister E" listened, the more stunned she became, and she froze on the spot holding the brocade box in her hand. Seeing this, Xiao Lei couldn't help but smile, "Okay, little moth, what nonsense are you talking about with this guy, it's only serious to do it directly." ”
After saying that, he took the brocade box, picked out a piece of chestnut cake, and honestly stuffed it into Lei Heng's mouth. Lei Heng was dumbfounded, and finally snorted twice, succumbing to this "receiving" food.
"Sister E" looked at Lei Heng's gobbling virtue, couldn't help but purse her lips and smile, untied the water bladder from her waist and handed it over, "Don't patronize and eat, otherwise if you choke to death, how can you give me a try?" ”
Since Lei Heng had already "bent his waist", he simply let it go, took the water bladder and poured a big mouthful, and then said with a muffled voice, "I'm good!" How could this be wine? ”
"Sister E" said with a disdainful face, "What's wrong with the wine, a manly man, shouldn't you drink wine in a big bowl and eat meat in large pieces?" ”
Lei Heng was stunned for a moment, lowered his head and muttered, "Then you should also make it clear first, I almost killed our old Lei, hum...... Bad luck. ”
"Sister E" was laughing at herself, but she heard Xiao Lei say in a sneering voice, "Little moth, why do you dare to drink, you are not afraid of getting drunk to death again, and give the little scorpion's family the opportunity to take it away?" ”
"Sister E" was powdered and said angrily, "As long as I don't drink with you little monster, this girl has been afraid of anyone." ”
"Bi Mei" said softly and comfortingly, "My brother is also infatuated, who made Sister E so likeable, I'm afraid that Liu Shita Hui will also be tempted by his resurrection." ”
Xiao Lei squinted at "Bi Mei", and said with a smile, "Really?" Then why did I see your brother being courteous and ugly to Xiaoying'er when I went to Pingliang a few days ago? Could it be that your family's infatuation is sold on films, so dare to ask the little scorpion how many pieces of infatuation do you have in total? ”
"Bi Mei" couldn't hide her embarrassment, and said calmly, "That's probably just a joke, in short, my father made up his mind this time, and he really plans to ask Sister E to be his daughter-in-law." Cough...... Of course, my brother also has a deep affection for Sister E, right...... Actually, first of all, my brother meant. ”