Chapter 802 Can Only Shoot with Backheel
'We're going to beat Real Madrid, we're going to play the final at the Bernabeu, we're going to be European champions.'
Marcelo: They were stunned.
"That's what they said?"
"Nonsense, I'm a lip talker, that's what they just said."
Van Gaal was a little upset to see Real Madrid people laughing at him.
"What are you laughing at? Brazilian Shorty. ”
“……”
Tang Zhenglong said unhappily: "I warn you......"
"What are you warning me?"
Marcelo was moved, Tang Zhenglong actually stood up for him.
"I warn you, if it's a man, just do it, don't move your mouth."
Burst.
Marcelo flew a kick, and Pepe laughed.
"Don, it's you who is shameless first."
Marcelo said what happened just now, and when Van Gaal heard it, it was okay, Tang Zhenglong can lip speak, and he understands German, so isn't his tactics unreserved?
"Do you really know lip language?"
Marcelo learned it again, and Van Gaal chuckled in his heart.
He immediately found his players, "We covered our mouths when we talked. ”
"Why?"
"Because that Tang Zhenglong can lip speak, he heard everything we just said."
“……”
"Nima! Talent. ”
Van Gaal covered his mouth and spoke, and that's when the referee arrived.
"Remember to stand in the coaching area later, don't make it difficult for me."
"Got it."
……
"Why are you covering your mouth?"
At this time, Tang Zhenglong didn't know where it came from.
"He thinks you have bad breath."
"Roll !!"
The referee's face was black, darker than the clothes on his body.
Van Gaal hurriedly explained: "Referee, don't listen to his nonsense, I don't think you have bad breath." ”
"Then what are you covering your mouth for?"
"That's ......"
At this time, Tang Zhenglong came back again.
"Referee, he just thinks you have bad breath."
Van Gaal was furious, "Can you get out of the way!!" ”
Hearing this, the referee didn't care whether it was true or not, silently stuffed a piece of chewing gum into his mouth, and then turned to leave.
Van Gaal knew that he had offended the referee, so he could only order that the whole team should not cover their mouths when speaking.
*****
Ding.
Third star.
Mission: Only heel shots (within 20 minutes)
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.
"What do you mean?"
It's a lot of fun to score with a back-heel shot on the pitch, but that's in certain situations, such as Ibrahimovic's scorpion tail, and most of the time it's not suitable.
"It's literal."
"I'll be treated like I'm sick!!"
Tang Zhenglong was thinking that if his teammates crossed from the side, he could have pushed it, but suddenly turned around and knocked it with his heel, it would really be regarded as a fool.
"It's not sick to be sick, at most it's wonderful."
“……”
Tang Zhenglong Khan died.
Tang Zhenglong thought that if Real Madrid had no offensive opportunities in the past 20 minutes, wouldn't it have been perfectly avoided.
"Haha, I'm so smart."
"I admire myself."
Tang Zhenglong found Van Gaal.
"Louis, can I ask you for something?"
"I don't know you well."
“……”
"Okay, I'll get straight to the point."
"In the first 20 minutes of the game, can you play with your life and play Real Madrid to the death?"
“……”
Van Gaal was dumbfounded, what a cheap request?
"Why?"
"No why, you just say it's okay?"
"No!!"
“……”
"Did you get a contract with Real Madrid? The heart is no longer at Bayern? ”
"Get out!!"
*****
Depend on!!
"Real Madrid is crazy, it's only been 10 minutes, and there are already 5 shots on goal, look, Tang Zhenglong is still black-faced, and he is still not satisfied."
"Tang Zhenglong is so hungry for shooting, no wonder he scores so many goals."
If Tang Zhenglong heard this, he should have spit out, "You stupid!" Idiot. ”
Tang Zhenglong shouted at the other party: "Attack, what's wrong with you?" Haven't had enough to eat? ”
Tang Zhenglong sincerely encouraged the opponent and hoped that the opponent would strengthen the attack, but this word was like a needle prick in the ears of Bayern players.
Benzema patted Tang Zhenglong, "Tang, there's no need to be sarcastic about the opponent." ”
……
……
Tang Zhenglong's heart was wailing.
"Oh my God!! Why didn't anyone listen to me!! ”
"Woohoo."
******
"Real Madrid's attack, obviously Bayern is not ready."
Ronaldo dribbled the ball on the side, Benzema ran forward, Ronaldo ran backwards and suddenly passed the ball to Benzema.
A cross run, Benzema managed to burst through.
Looking at the middle lane, Higuain and Tang Zhenglong are grabbing points.
At this moment, Tang Zhenglong pointed at Higuain, meaning to pass it to him.
Benzema looks at it and understands it in seconds!!
Tang Zhenglong said that if it is passed to Higuain, it must be fake, this is a tactic.
So Benzema passed to Tang Zhenglong.
……
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.
"Nima!! My gesture is so clear, do you still pass me? Did your brain get squeezed through the door? ”
Time seemed to stand still.
Manuel Pellegrini was ready to celebrate, and it was harder to miss the ball than to kick it.
"Woo woo, what can I do?"
Tang Zhenglong felt that his reputation might be over, so he turned around and swept it with his heel.
The entire Bernabeu was silent for a second.
"What is this for?"
"Oh my God!! Is Tang Zhenglong crazy? It's a Champions League semi-final. ”
"He just wasted an opportunity, idiot!!"
Tang Zhenglong looked embarrassed and waited for his teammates to reprimand.
"You scold me, I'll wait, but one thing, don't scold my parents."
“……”
Real Madrid players, you look at me, I look at you.
"Don, we don't scold you."
Tang Zhenglong showed a teddy expression: "I knew that you were the best for me." ”
Marcelo pointed to the side of the court, "Because the boss can't spare you." ”
Pellegrini was furious.
Tang Zhenglong!! Don't think it's great if you score a few goals, I warn you, if something like this happens again, I'll replace you right away. ”
Manuel Pellegrini asked Van der Vaart to warm up.
"Remember, if Tang Zhenglong shoots with his back heel again, then you don't need me to say anything, you can replace him immediately."
"Got it, Boss."
******
Tang Zhenglong can only pray that Bayern Munich will be a little more angry, otherwise he will really die.
But the problem is that Bayern is just very uncompetitive.
Soon, Real Madrid broke the ball again.
"Cristiano Ronaldo breaks through with the ball."
"Hurry up and concede the goal, bless Ronaldo to concede the ball quickly."
If you can stitch together the dialogue between Tang Zhenglong and the on-site commentary, it must be a very interesting thing.
"Nima! It's really sudden, Cristiano, you're usually very soft, how did you get erect today. ”
Ronaldo glanced at Tang Zhenglong, Tang Zhenglong also glanced at him, confirmed his eyes, although he hated each other, Ronaldo still passed the ball.
"Okay, system, I should be replaced, I wish me happiness."