"You don't talk nonsense, okay? I'm grabbing your hair? Tang Zhenglong's look of disdain was particularly underwhelming.

Robben was mad.

"It's true."

It is impossible for the referee to decide, even if Tang Zhenglong really grabbed his hair, how much impact can it have?

The game continues.

Tang Zhenglong ran to Guti's side.

"That...... I suddenly don't want to defend Robben, I'll leave it to you. ”

Guti was stunned.

"Why? You're defensively good. ”

"Of course I know that, but it's tiring to defend."

Guti suddenly thundered like five thunderbolts.

He was thundered.

Tired of defending?

A professional player is afraid of getting tired?

"Don, do you want me to call a foot-washing girl for you and make you a full set?"

“……”

"No, I don't have bad hobbies."

In short, Tang Zhenglong is no longer defensive, Pellegrini looks, I'll go! This is an unauthorized desertion.

"Don, what's the matter with you? I didn't let you run away, how can you change positions by yourself? ”

"Boss, I'm tired."

Pellegrini was also stunned.

"Are you tired?"

"Boss, I found that the defense was so tiring, but fortunately I chose to play as a striker back then, otherwise I wouldn't have been short-lived."

“……”

"Don, don't you know that a good striker is also meant to help defend, like an Italian striker."

"But I'm a Chinese striker."

“……”

"I didn't mean that, I meant ......"

"I mean any country's strikers, they have to defend."

"But you just said that the Italian strikers only defend."

Pellegrini clenched his fists, "I'll ask again, are you going?" ”

******

Marcelo and Arbeloa laughed.

"Don, get beaten."

"It's okay, it's just a slap in the head, why are you two idiots laughing so happily?"

"Hahaha, Don, you've always looked down on us as defenders, and now you're also a defender, congratulations."

“……”

"Phew!!"

Tang Zhenglong plays defender, and the most troublesome thing is the Bayern player, this guy is German level 8, and he still talks so much, and his mouth is so big.

"Schweinsteiger."

People ignore it.

Tang Zhenglong simply called the nickname, "Little Pig." ”

"How's Sarah?"

Sarah is a German supermodel, Schweinsteiger's girlfriend.

"Why are you mentioning my girlfriend?"

"To tell you the truth, when I was still in Germany, Sarah was my dream girl."

“……”

Schweinsteiger predicted that what Tang Zhenglong would say next, it must be very unbearable.

"Would you like to hear about my dreams?"

"I don't want to, it must be obscene."

Tang Zhenglong showed a surprised expression, "How do you know?" Have you ever entered my dreams? ”

Burst.

Schweinsteiger had a dark face.

"I read the newspaper, and it is said that you and Sarah have no relationship, she is very busy, you are also very busy, and the two of them get together less and leave more."

"Does this matter to you?"

"Of course, if you break up, then I'm going to pursue Sarah."

Schweinsteiger sneered: "You like me so much to eat the leftovers? ”

Tang Zhenglong waved his index finger, "NO." ”

"I'm going to let Sarah know how incompetent her former boyfriend is, and that it doesn't hurt to compare without comparison."

"Hehe, die!!"

Van Gaal looked wrong, why did Schweinsteiger talk to Tang Zhenglong?

"What are you talking to about that nasty ghost?"

"It's nothing, he always mentions my girlfriend."

"That's deliberately disgusting you, just ignore him."

"But he's very slippery in German."

“……”

There is a saying that if you are not afraid of hooligans, you are afraid that hooligans are educated, and this sentence is applicable everywhere, and Van Gaal feels this way now.

"Well, you tell the referee that he's harassing you in your language, and then you're seducing him."

Schweinsteiger laughed: "That's at least one yellow card." ”

"Huh."

******

"Referee, that Tang Zhenglong always insults my family, can you take care of it."

After Zinedine Zidane overheaded Materazzi at the 2006 World Cup, FIFA began to pay attention to verbal violence.

Public opinion believes that Materazzi said something to Zidane's family, and the latter got out of control.

"I also know a little bit of German, and if it's true, then I'll punish it severely, and now FIFA is very strict about verbal violence on the pitch."

Schweinsteiger smiled, great.

While defending, Schweinsteiger deliberately said: "Don, what are you talking about Sarah's dream?" Tell me about it. ”

Tang Zhenglong shook his head.

"No, the content is very yellow and violent, I don't dare to say it."

"It's okay, it's just a dream, let's talk about it."

"Really?"

In order to make it easier for the referee to understand, Schweinsteiger deliberately raised his voice and said: "Sarah is my girlfriend, and we have a good relationship." ”

Tang Zhenglong said.

Piggy and the referee were dumbfounded.

Schweinsteiger was stunned, "You and my girlfriend are playing games together in your dream?" ”

"yes, CS'GO."

"Then does this have anything to do with being very yellow and violent?"

The referee interjected: "I know this, this game is a bit violent. ”

“……”

"Referee, you know me."

Schweinsteiger had a black face, Tang Zhenglong was really cunning, the painting style was not like this just now.

Schweinsteiger leaned in, "Don, did you deliberately say that when the referee was on the side?" ”

"Nonsense, in fact, I am ...... with your girlfriend in my dreams"

After Tang Zhenglong finished speaking, Schweinsteiger was dumbfounded.

Nima!! 40 minutes? Can you 40 minutes? You're a liar. ”

"Hehe, don't doubt the abilities of others just because you can't do it."

Schweinsteiger was helpless, Tang Zhenglong's speech was all Spring and Autumn brushwork, and he couldn't grasp the handle at all, this guy was a hundred times more cunning than Materazzi.

******

Lahm, Schweinsteiger and Klose stand in front of Van Gaal.

"That's it, I'll find a lip expert in the second half to collect evidence, and I want that Tang Zhenglong to pay the price after the game."

"Boss, I'm afraid it's going to be hard."

"Why?"

"Because that guy is talking in codes."

"Secret words?"

"For example, when that guy says headlights, he doesn't really talk to you about cars, but that means."

Schweinsteiger gestured, and Van Gaal understood.

"Shameless."

So even if we gather evidence, he can deny it after the game.

Van Gaal was mad.

"Is there nothing he can do about letting him harass my players?"

Klose spoke at this point.

"The reason why the Real Madrid players are in the mood to chat is because the score is ahead, and if we score another goal, I'm afraid they won't be in the mood to chat either."

"Yes." Ram also said: "On the football field, everything is based on strength. ”

Van Gaal calmed down, "In the second half, we have to score, 2-1, then we can at least go into extra time. ”