"Yellow card."

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

"Referee, I'm a victim."

"I know, I'm not punishing you for being too colorful, but you look at me with pitiful eyes, which makes me sick."

……

Doesn't it say that disgusting people are not illegal? Tang Zhenglong was stunned.

"Referee, I've heard that it's not illegal to disgust people."

As soon as these words came out, both the referee and Pique were dumbfounded.

"Referee, do you want to give him another yellow card."

"Good idea."

When Tang Zhenglong heard this, he hurriedly ran away.

Tang Zhenglong entered the system.

"System, did it work?"

"That's right, Li Tie's physical ability is recovering, and it will take a day."

"Hahaha, cool."

******

A city in northern China.

Li Tie is jogging as usual, which is the rhythm of life throughout his career - training, training, training.

Li Tie, as the best back in China, is diligent for sure.

But he's old.

Now he has two jobs, one as a player for the team and the other as an assistant coach of the team.

His goal is to retire within two years and then switch to coaching.

After drinking some water, Li Tie continued to run.

At this time, there was an abnormality around him that he couldn't feel, and that was the gaze of his teammates.

"Brother Tie, what's wrong?"

"Why do you want to jog at full speed?"

"Yes, he's the leader, is this going to exhaust us?"

"It's been an hour."

"It may be that we offended Brother Tie, and we will hurry up to apologize later, I heard that Brother Tie will be the head coach of our team in the future."

When he rested again, Li Tie wondered, "Why aren't you tired at all today?" ”

"It's weird."

What's even stranger is the attitude of teammates towards themselves.

"Is there anything wrong with you?"

Someone laughed and said: "Brother Tie, I'll sing KTV later, we'll have a treat." ”

"I can't sing."

"It's okay, then drink and call a few beautiful girls."

Li Tiehan, he also knows the atmosphere of domestic football.

"Go ahead, I'm not going."

When everyone looked at it, someone said with a bitter face: "Boss, how did we offend you?" ”

Li Tie was stunned.

"What do you mean?"

"Boss, we're dying of exhaustion after an hour of running at full speed."

Li Tie chuckled.

"You young people......"

"I advise you to watch less movies that can be finished by one or two people, and go less to those places where you spend 10,000 or 20,000 yuan a night."

"Can't even take a jog now? Could it be that tomorrow will change the race and leave? ”

Burst.

"Boss, what do you call this jog?"

That's when the manager came.

"Tiezi, you cow X, that's fine, but you did run too fast today."

Li Tie was stunned.

Five minutes later, Li Tie turned from stunned to shocked, and he watched the training video.

"Is this me?"

Li Tie's physical fitness is well recognized, but this is already his peak level at Everton.

"Boss, you have a good body, you must never watch a movie that can be finished by one or two people, and never go to a place where you spend 10,000 or 20,000 yuan a night."

Burst.

Li Tie's face darkened.

He clenched his fists, and after a brief moment of shock, he suddenly began to get excited.

"Could this be the second spring that the Chinese say?"

"Then can I ......?"

Thinking of this, Li Tie rushed out of the crowd, he was going to find a place with an Internet.

*****

"Oh my God." The narrator was shocked.

"What do I see?"

"What exactly did I see?"

"I saw Tang Zhenglong yawn."

"Yes, you read that right, for the first time in the history of the Champions League final, someone yawned."

"I can assure you that this is the first time and should be the last."

Alves stepped forward.

"Don, why do you look like you're going to fall asleep?"

"It's like a pendulum, flying around in the air, and it's all in the midfield, don't you want to sleep?"

After 1 to 1, both sides were fighting in the midfield, and the area in front of the penalty area was like a penalty area, not allowed to touch, and Tang Zhenglong had no chance to get the ball at all.

Alves gave a thumbs up, "It's still you." ”

At this time, Alonso broke the ball and passed directly to Tang Zhenglong.

"Let's not talk about it yet, the ball is coming."

"Okay."

Alves thinks it's not right, I'm defending you.

"Wait for me."

Tang Zhenglong dribbled the ball to the bottom, and Alves was like a shadow.

I have to say that Alves' defensive ability is really strong.

Tang Zhenglong swayed left and right, and was never able to form a breakthrough.

In this case, Tang Zhenglong had nothing to do, and was ready to kick Alves and get a corner kick.

Tang Zhenglong turned around and kicked, originally wanting to get a corner kick, but it was tragic.

"!! So accurate? ”

The ball was unbiased and hit Alves in the key spot, and he rolled on the ground in pain.

"Hurt on purpose, this bastard hurts our players again." Puyol protested.

But the referee knew it was clearly trying to get a corner.

Tang Zhenglong already had a yellow card on him, so he was also afraid.

"Referee, I didn't mean it, I just wanted to get a corner."

"Impossible!! He did it on purpose. ”

"Referee, I can prove it."

When the referee heard this, he was also stunned, he didn't plan to punish Tang Zhenglong, but when he heard Tang Zhenglong, he could still prove it.

"How do you prove it?"

"yes, how do you prove this kind of thing? Again, there are no polygraphs here. ”

Tang Zhenglong said in the referee's ear, brushed it, the referee laughed and rolled over to the ground, and then waved his hand, "Okay, let's disperse." ”

Puyol and Pique looked at each other, "What did this bastard say to the referee?" ”

"Referee, what did he tell you?"

"I can't say it, but Tang Zhenglong's reasons are very sufficient."

"Don, what the hell did you say?"

Tang Zhenglong smiled, "Even if I kill you, I won't say it." ”

When the game resumed, the linesman couldn't help it and asked the referee through the headset.

"What did Tang Zhenglong tell you?"

"Want to know?"

"Tell me, I'm suffocating."

The referee smiled: "Tang Zhenglong said that he is a straight man, if he really did it on purpose, it should also be a slap in the ass of Alves, not ......"

When the linesman heard this, he also laughed.

******

"What do you play football for?" Newell's old boys head coach in charge of youth asked.

The young Messi thought for a moment and said, "For the dream." ”

"Isn't it for the money?"

Messi smiled slightly.

"When I become the Argentine champion, will I still be short of money?"

on the pitch.

Messi dribbles the ball, and Guti basically can't prevent Messi.

Breakthrough.

Dribble the ball in front of the penalty area.

It's time for Real Madrid's backline to be tense again.

"Leo, shoot!!"

*****

"What do you play football for?" A Chinese head coach in charge of youth training asked.

Tang Zhenglong thought for a while and replied, "For the sake of world peace." ”

"Okay, you've been accepted."

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

He didn't want to come to play football, his mother forced him to come, and he was ready to escape with the most reason, but he didn't expect that he was the only one who was admitted.

Oh, my God!!