Chapter 0370: Pig and Monkey Battle

Liang Yuqing was stunned by Feng Shijun's words, and said angrily with one hand, "You said that these messes, what does it have to do with cooking dishes?" ”

The corners of Feng Shijun's mouth curled slightly, and he said lightly, "It's nothing, it's just an exchange and discussion, and the banquet is about to start now, please pay more attention to Miss Liang." See 1 wool 3 Chinese net"

After saying that, he walked out of the kitchen, but Liang Yuqing's face was red and white for a while, and he looked a little depressed.

Seeing this, Xing Zhiying sighed secretly, grabbed Liang Yuqing's arm, bit her ear and said, "Chef, hurry up, your subordinates are all watching." ”

Liang Yuqing woke up, hurriedly straightened the color, and shouted in a coquettish voice, "If there is anything to see, don't take the opportunity to be lazy!" Hum...... It's nothing more than a Taiji diagram, and my aunt will show him this! ”

Although the sergeants had different expressions, they had no choice but to go to the peak to confess, so they could only obediently obey.

Liang Yuqing put away the appearance of a fierce woman, peeked at Xing Zhiying again, and said uncomfortably, "I...... I didn't expect that turtle to become so powerful at some point. ”

Xing Zhiying chuckled and said, "Shibei should be impressed for three days, the turtle should be promoted to the turtle this time, right?" ”

Liang Yuqingjiao snorted, "Anyway, it's still a dead guy who has been stewed, hum~"

Xing Zhiying laughed secretly in her heart, thought about it and lowered her voice and said, "Erya, don't blame me for chewing the root of my tongue behind my back, that General Feng seems to be very slippery, you have such a big temper, but don't blind him." ”

Liang Yuqing's face turned red, and he said flatly, "Who can afford that turtle, I am single-minded...... I like other people's Kou Gongzi. ”

Xing Zhiying smiled and said, "I mean, he was so powerful just now, most of them were deceitful, but where did you think of it, hehe...... Do you have a weak heart to be a thief? ”

Liang Yuqing was embarrassed and embarrassed, and he was stunned again and again, Xing Zhiying finally caught her soft persimmon, how could she let it go easily, the two girls made a mess for a while, and threw the matter of the dinner out of the clouds. Look at 'Mao. Line, medium. Text, Internet

"Little brother, you prepared such a big stall, just to cook a bowl of noodles?"

"What do you mean by boiling 'bowl' noodles, you have seven more mouths at once, and the master has to cook a big pot."

"How can there be such a reason, if the guests don't entertain them, they won't even eat dumplings during the New Year?"

"The little vixen who is not diligent and does not distinguish between grains and grains, is he embarrassed to point fingers here? Otherwise, you can also come to help, and the master will be kind to you. ”

"Xiao Mu is the leader of this alliance, his help is equal to the help of the leader of this alliance, Xiao Mu, do you say yes?"

"Ahem...... I'm just a handyman boy with no salary, I don't dare to climb high, I really don't dare to climb high. ”

"Okay, you still dare to be complicit, Ah Heng, you go and help."

"Uh...... This one...... That ......"

"Left and right protectors!"

“…… Ashamed. ”

"Hmm...... Brother Yue is cooking noodles today, what did he say? ”

"Or a fortune teller, so guess what?"

"Well~ the face is long and thin, which means longevity, is it for whose birthday?"

"Hah...... Little vixen, guess what? ”

"I ...... You ......"

The pretty face that was originally red with anger suddenly turned even redder with shame, and then only listened to Yan Tingqi Ai say, "Little brother, how do you know my birthday, it was Sister Sleeve who secretly told you?" ”

Before Xiao Lei could answer, Shang Hongsleeve had already waved his hand and said, "Heavenly Lord testified, I didn't." ”

Yan Ting became more and more suspicious: "That's Xiaozhu, what did you say?" ”

Zhu Fengyin shook his head and said, "I haven't either, where did Young Brother Yue know about it?" ”

Xiao Lei rolled his eyes and said slowly, "Is the little vixen's birthday the thirtieth year of the Chinese New Year's Eve?" ”

Yan Ting blinked and said, "It's the first day of the Lunar New Year, so everyone is patronizing the New Year, and no one has ever celebrated my birthday, little brother, you...... That's nice. ”

She was complacent and moved, but she heard Xiao Lei say leisurely, "That's really a coincidence, but I didn't plan to slap you, this time you stepped on shit luck and stained someone's light." ”

Yan Ting was stunned, her originally blushing face instantly turned red with anger, her lips trembled and she couldn't speak, and tears kept rolling in her eyes, obviously extremely aggrieved.

Shang Hongsleeve felt embarrassed when he saw this, and hurriedly hugged Yan Ting, and comforted him softly, "Okay, little sister, you are a sixteen-year-old girl in a blink of an eye, why bother to be like Brother Yue, and lose the majesty of our Six Heroes Alliance in vain." ”

Yan Ting reluctantly settled down, and snorted lightly, "Who has seen him in general, this kind of skinless and faceless little bastard deserves no one to hurt for the rest of his life, and he can't get a wife for the rest of his life." ”

Xiao Lei was secretly amused, stared at Yan Ting and said, "It turns out that you are only so old, and you are really an out-and-out 'little' vixen." By the way, aren't you a pig? Hey~ No wonder. ”

Yan Ting's face was so red that she seemed to be dripping blood, and she glared at Xiao Lei angrily, "You! So what are you? ”

Xiao Lei said for a long time, "I'm a tiger, and I specialize in eating fat...... The skinny pig tiger, how can you be afraid? ”

Yan Ting was taken aback, and in a hurry, she reprimanded, "What about the tiger, haven't you heard of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger, I ...... Oops, who's a pig! ”

Everyone couldn't help but laugh when they heard this, but at this time, they heard Xiao Lei scream in pain, and then said hatefully, "Okay, you die old Gu, you dare to plot against the master, is it to help the little fox spirit get ahead?" Do you care about the woman in the iron mask? ”

Yu Bingru smiled and said, "Who let you keep your mouth open, I just don't want to go far, otherwise I will have to teach you a lesson." ”

Xiao Lei pouted and said, "The dog bites Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people, are you a dog in the iron mask?" ”

Yu Bingru shook her head and smiled, "At my age, how can I be only one year older than Miss Yan, I am a snake." ”

Xiao Lei rolled his eyes and said, "I see, you are called a snake biting an old farmer, the most poisonous woman's heart." ”

Yu Bingru couldn't laugh when he heard it, and Mu Yun said in surprise, "It turns out that Xiao Lei, you have also heard this story, then when we were in the Sword Control Pavilion before, I saved you with good intentions, but you will take revenge and fall into the well, is that the most poisonous ......?"

Xiao Lei's heart was weak, and he hurriedly interrupted, "Okay, you are dead, and you dare to help the little fox spirit squeeze the master, what kind of physiognomy are you?" ”

Mu Yun said proudly, "I am the Monkey King, even the Dragon Lord can fight all over the ground, not to mention that you are just a little cloth tiger." ”

Xiao Lei said abruptly, "It's just a monkey, the master doesn't dare to be called the king when you're not here, you are not born with the little fox spirit, just like Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie can't get close." Also, in the hundreds of years of the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, isn't it the so-called pig and monkey hegemony? ”

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then only listened to Xiao Lei's straightforward words, "This is what my master said, fighting for hegemony comes and goes, on the surface, inheriting the destiny of heaven, benevolence, righteousness and morality, in the bones of poverty and luxury, male thieves and prostitutes, all of them are some animals, but the left is just a stupid pig, and the fine is a monkey." ”