Maldives, a paradise place.

Ibrahimovic was lying on his hotel bed, turning on the TV, ready to catch up on the news of the World Cup.

"The Chinese team should be eliminated, and Tang Zhenglong can also come to the Maldives to play with me."

"Haha, that bastard, why do I miss him so much."

After looking at it for a while, Eevee was dumbfounded.

"What! The Chinese team advanced to the knockout round. ”

“……”

"How is that possible?"

Yibu picked up his mobile phone and immediately called Tang Zhenglong.

"Don, are you bribing the referee like the Koreans?"

"Phew!!"

"Zlatan, do you speak human language?"

"By the way, where are you?"

"Maldives."

"Did you really go to the Maldives?"

"Yes, I booked a big room, and I was going to wait for you to come and stay with me."

"Hehe, that's disappointing you, there's no way I'm going to go."

"It's a pity."

"Nima!" Tang Zhenglong Khan died.

Ibrahimovic is not bored here alone, don't look at the Maldives as a holiday paradise, but it is actually very quiet and suitable for friends to come together.

"Otherwise, I'll go to South Africa to find you, and you'll only be in the stands for the third game anyway, and we'll watch the game together."

"Don't!! You're still better in the Maldives. ”

"That's it, I'll call the fat man together."

"Nima!!"

"By the way, the tickets are up to you, hurry up and help us get two VIP tickets."

"Why don't you die!!"

"Okay, let's not talk about it, I've booked a ticket."

Putting down the phone, Tang Zhenglong clasped his hands together, "Bless Ibu's plane to fall, bless Second Master Guan." ”

******

Eevee's big mouth is also a reporter's favorite, and this guy is very good at hyping himself, and he posted on social media as soon as he got on the plane.

"See you Nelspruit!!"

When I came to South Africa, there were a lot of reporters waiting at the airport, and Ibrahimovic came, and that was news, and that was money.

"Zlatan, Zlatan ......"

Eevee waved.

"Zlatan, you didn't mean that you refused to come to South Africa to watch the game, but also that the World Cup in South Africa would not be interesting without you."

"That's right, but Tang Zhenglong begged me to watch the game, and he said that the Chinese team advanced to the round of 16 of the World Cup, which is a great joy, and must be shared with my good friend, as well as his agent." As he spoke, Eevee patted Raiola on the shoulder.

The reporter was suspicious.

"Tang Zhenglong begged you to come?"

"That's right, that kid cried and shouted and begged me to come to South Africa to watch the game, and he paid for the tickets."

"But as far as I know, Tang Zhenglong's relationship with you is average."

Ibu sneered, "Which newspaper are you from?" Why did you hire a reporter like you, you're about to go bankrupt. ”

……

……

I can't afford to mess with it!!

"Let me tell you, I have a good relationship with Tang Zhenglong, and he calls me big brother when he sees me."

******

In front of the TV, Tang Zhenglong's eyes were about to split.

"Brother Long, what's wrong with you?"

"Han Peng, I heard that it is not illegal to kill people in South Africa, why don't you go and solve this thing?"

Burst.

"Brother Long, this is also a football star."

"Ball P, like P worm, didn't stay in the Maldives, but ran to South Africa to disgust me."

said that Cao Cao Cao arrived, and soon Yi Bu called.

"Don, the fat man and I have arrived, you come out to meet and give us the tickets."

“……”

"Plague God."

"How's it going? Don't stop talking. ”

"Well, where do you two live? Give me the address of the hotel. ”

“OK。”

*******

"I really didn't expect the Chinese team to reach the top 16, it's a miracle."

"Hehe, Zlatan, if you transfer to China, you have no future in the Swedish team."

"Don't force me to beat you as soon as we meet, okay?"

"You two stop arguing, let's have a drink first."

Raiola laughed: "South Africa is really nice, the girls here are so welcoming. ”

Tang Zhenglong smiled, "You spend money, where the girl is not enthusiastic." ”

"Phew, I'm so handsome, I still need to spend money?"

……

Tang Zhenglong took out the ticket, "Give it to you, I'll go." ”

"Don't."

"What else do you want to do!!"

"Give me your tickets, too."

“……”

"Why?"

"I'm afraid that you will release my pigeons, you give me the ticket, and the three of us will go in together."

"Hehe, don't worry, I'm not you, I can't miss the appointment."

"Then get the tickets."

Tang Zhenglong didn't want to fight anymore.

"Alright, here you go."

"Haha, I'll see you outside the stadium then."

"Zlatan, did you buy insurance before you came to South Africa?"

Ibu was stunned, "Why are you asking this?" ”

"South Africa is a mess, I'm thinking if you die, can the beneficiary of the policy write me?"

"Get out!!"

Hahaha, Raiola laughed.

******

Outside the pitch, Ibrahimovic and Raiola waited for 20 minutes.

The fat fox said suspiciously: "Tang Zhenglong's goods shouldn't come, right?" ”

"Haha, how is it possible, the ticket is in my hand."

"That's too."

Eevee reached into his pocket and froze.

"What's wrong?"

"The tickets are gone."

Raiola was shocked.

"What are you kidding! Don will kill you. ”

Ibrahimovic touched his whole body, but he couldn't see the ticket.

"Maybe it's lost."

Raiola was dumbfounded.

"Zlatan, you're such a piece of shit!!"

At this time, Tang Zhenglong came.

"You two are so early, hahaha, why do you have a bad face? Is it that the jet lag is not reversed? ”

“……”

Ibrahimovic and Raiola are like two fools.

"What's wrong?"

"That...... Don, I'm going to tell you something, but you promise not to be angry. ”

Tang Zhenglong showed a surprised expression.

"You like men?"

"Hahaha, I guessed it a long time ago, Zlatan, it's nothing, love has no boundaries, even if you fall in love with a dog, I can understand it."

……

"It's not."

"What's that?"

"Lost my ticket."

As soon as these words came out, Tang Zhenglong felt like he had been punched, and he was stunned for a minute.

"You say it again."

"Lost my ticket."

"What did I say? I said I wouldn't give you a ticket, you have to ask for it, and even mine will leave. ”

Eevee is like a child who has done something wrong.

"I was wrong, I was afraid that you would release my pigeons."

"What about the pigeon that released Nima? The three of us couldn't get in. ”

"Why don't you buy scalper tickets?" Raiola said.

"I'll go." Ibrahimovic volunteered.

"Don't go, you'll be deceived."

"What then?"

Tang Zhenglong thought for a moment.

"How about you two being caddies?"

The two were stunned, "Have you ever seen a caddy like us?" ”

"South Africans are face blind, and the caddies seem to have disabilities."

"So what?"

"You're playing a child with Down syndrome." Tang Zhenglong pointed at Raiola.

"You go black and play a black idiot."

Ievee was dumbfounded.