Once the match began, it was no surprise that Mallorca set up a bucket formation.

In this regard, Mourinho still has full expectations, although Laudrup's mouth rumbled before the game, but he didn't think this guy really dared to attack Real Madrid on the pitch.

Tang Zhenglong stood on the right, the position he was most familiar with.

Defending him was Mallorca left-back, Spaniard Ayoze.

"Little man, honestly, are you excited to meet a superstar like me?"

"I've heard that you small teams are proud to meet Real Madrid and Barcelona."

Ayoze rolled his eyes and didn't speak.

"Cut!!"

Suddenly, there was a ding.

Mission: Drunk Kicking (Drunk Driving Standards)

Reward: +2 for dribbling

Penalty: -5 shots

Tang Zhenglong's whole body was shocked.

"What do you mean?"

"It's just for you to have some drink and play again."

“……”

"System, where can I find wine?"

The system pointed to a few big men drinking beer on the sidelines.

“……”

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

"Are you going to ask me to go to them for a drink?"

"Yes."

"Yes Nima!!" Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.

"What if I get beaten?"

"No, it won't."

"You weren't the one who was beaten."

"Also, what the hell is this drunk driving standard?"

"350ml cups, two beers."

Tang Zhenglong thought about it, it was easy, but the whole thing was still too weird.

******

"Leave me alone."

Arbeloa was stunned.

"But I lost the touchline ball."

Tang Zhenglong patted him on the shoulder, "Now it's changed to me." ”

Tang Zhenglong ran over to pick up the ball and took the opportunity to talk to the fans.

"That...... Can you give me a beer? ”

"Why?"

"I'm thirsty."

“……”

"No! You are our enemy. ”

Tang Zhenglong said with a smile: "Your name is Real Mallorca, we are called Real Madrid, in fact, we are a family." ”

Mallorca fans are dumbfounded, in Spain, royal is an honor, like Real Sociedad, Real Mallorca.

The Mallorca fan drank the wine from the glass and threw it to Tang Zhenglong.

"I won't give you a drink!!"

“……”

Mourinho was stunned, why did Tang Zhenglong keep running to the fans.

"Go and see, what is that guy doing?"

Mores ran over and soon returned.

"How?"

"It seems to be talking about drinking."

"Drinking?"

Mourinho thought for a moment, "Could it be that those people are Tang Zhenglong's friends?" ”

"Maybe."

"That's too much, it's a game, and he's talking to his friends."

Jose Mourinho brings in Arbeloa.

"The next time, Tang Zhenglong is not allowed to lose the sideline ball."

"Okay."

******

The ball went out of bounds.

Tang Zhenglong ran over, about to throw the throw-in, but as soon as he stretched out his hand, someone also reached out and hugged the ball.

"Put it down."

“……”

"Don, Boss can't let you throw in again."

Tang Zhenglong became angry when he heard it.

"Give it to me."

"No."

"Give it to me."

"No."

Tang Zhenglong was so angry, it was really angry from his heart, and evil was born to the side of his heart.

"Don't give it, do you?"

Tang Zhenglong hugged Avelloya, "Give it to me!" ”

The referee was stunned, wasn't it just a throw-in?

I've seen two teammates fight for a penalty, but it's the first time I've encountered someone fighting for a throw-in.

"You two, don't throw the ball again, I'm going to play the cards."

Arbeloya simply came to a king and eight, and pressed the ball under him, Tang Zhenglong was helpless, he could only say that Arbeloa's desire to survive was a little too strong.

Don't think about the throw-in, the only chance to run to the sideline is to score first.

"Well, I'll score first, isn't it the easiest thing for me to score goals? Hahaha. ”

But now is not Tang Zhenglong's first season in Spain, the entire La Liga team knows that the most important thing to prevent Real Madrid is to stare at Tang Zhenglong and Ronaldo, in fact, Benzema is secondary.

The little man Ayoze is very fast, and Tang Zhenglong does not have a speed advantage when dealing with him.

"Damn, this kid is also very fast."

At this time, Di Maria started from the middle and ran all the way forward, and Tang Zhenglong pushed the ball forward.

The Argentine took the ball on the flank and waited for the players in the box to get into place.

"Wait for me."

Tang Zhenglong is still in front, but Ronaldo and Benzema are already in place.

Di Maria finds Cristiano Ronaldo with a pass.

Cristiano Ronaldo's bounce is the best in football today, as he leaps high and smashes the ball into the back of the net.

GOOOOOOOOOOAL！！！

Tang Zhenglong rushed towards Di Maria, "Angel, what's going on?" Wait for me. ”

Di Maria was stunned, "But the ball went in." ”

"I didn't get in."

"Does it matter?"

"Of course, I didn't get in, don't you understand?"

“……”

"I'm the first brother of Real Madrid, so of course I should have scored the first goal of the season."

At this time, Ronaldo ran over, "Ignore him." ”

"Yo he, you are the second brother of Real Madrid, how can you talk to the first brother?"

Ronaldo patted Di Maria, "The ball you passed to Real Madrid is very beautiful, continue next time." ”

"Okay."

Tang Zhenglong did not participate in the team's celebration.

The opposing player, Ayoze, leaned over, "Your team has scored, why are you unhappy?" ”

"Happy P!! It's not Real Madrid's first brother. ”

Ayoze Khan.

"I read gossip newspapers, and they all say that you, the first brother of Real Madrid, rely on soft rice, isn't it?"

"That's right!! Handsome men eat soft rice. ”

Burst!!

Ayoze touched his face, "I'm also quite handsome, can I also go to the boss's daughter?" ”

As soon as these words came out, Tang Zhenglong laughed and fell to the ground.

"Hahahaha."

"You can go to the babysitter at the boss's house."

“……”

"Get out!!"

******

The game continued, Tang Zhenglong was blocked with the ball on the side, Di Maria stepped forward, and this time Tang Zhenglong did not pass the ball.

"Hehe, will I still pass the ball to you? The beauty you want!! ”

Tang Zhenglong broke through by himself with the ball.

Ayoze was still staring at him.

"Hey! That little man who failed to eat soft rice, get out of the way. ”

“F*CK。”

"Otherwise, you get out of the way, I'll teach you to eat soft rice, as the saying goes, eat soft rice well, and life is not troubled."

Ayoze was stunned, and Tang Zhenglong took the opportunity to rush over.

"Goodbye, little man."

Tang Zhenglong took the ball all the way into the penalty area, and the opposing player was ready to tackle, but Tang Zhenglong was one step faster and got up first.

With a burst shot, Mallorca goalkeeper Awaat made a sideways pounce, the ball was too fast, and his save was more like a helpless show.

The ball flew into the goal.

GOOOOOOOOOAL！！

2 to 0.

The expression on Laudrup's face is ugly, and Real Madrid is really too strong now.

He glanced at Mourinho, who didn't look at him at all, as if to say, I don't like you yet.