As soon as the game began, Pochettino set up a bucket formation.

With the quality of the Spaniard, Pochettino is not crazy enough to play against his opponent.

Pochettino knows that it is Real Madrid who is anxious right now and that time is a friend of the Spaniards.

Right now.

Ding.

Mission: Recreate the scene of Becky being sent off in 1998.

Reward: 500 Big Mouth points.

Penalty: Largemouth point clears.

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

"System, what are you doing? Let me be sent off? This game is important, you know? ”

"Master, you misunderstood, I didn't let you be sent off, but to reproduce the classic scene of Xiaobei in the 1998 World Cup."

"What do you mean?"

In the 1998 World Cup, there was a lot of controversy between England and Argentina, the biggest of which was David Beckham's red card.

Some people say Beckham is stupid, others say Simeone is a big liar.

"It's you lying on the ground and repeating Becky's movements."

Tang Zhenglong suddenly realized, "You mean to satirize Pochettino's guy?" ”

“……”

"Not really."

"Hahaha, I'll just treat you as if you are, okay, just do it, as long as it can disgust that guy's things, I'm willing."

The system sweats to death.

"Master, there's one more request."

“？”

"You just have to be caught on camera."

Tang Zhenglong was stunned.

"Must be caught on camera?"

"Then how can I guarantee it!! I'm not a cameraman. ”

"So it's up to your wisdom."

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

******

"Tang Zhenglong dribbled the ball, and he was targeted by the opponent."

Pochettino showed a smile on the corner of his mouth, he had already told his team that Ronaldo could let it go, but Tang Zhenglong's side must be stared at to death, and if necessary, he could be rude.

Tang Zhenglong ran 20 meters with the ball, estimated that the opponent was going to kick himself, and immediately passed the ball to Di Maria.

Then the other party pushed Tang Zhenglong, and Tang Zhenglong immediately fell to the ground, stretched out his foot and hooked back.

The other party was dumbfounded.

"What are you doing here?"

“……”

"It's nothing, I suddenly have a little itch in my back."

The other party was dumbfounded, "Don't tell me, you're going to scratch your back with your feet?" ”

"Can't you?"

“……”

Tang Zhenglong looked at the camera, didn't pay attention to himself at all, and quickly got up to continue the game.

"It's ugly, and I'm not a gymnasticsman, so my flexibility isn't that good at all." Tang Zhenglong thought to himself.

The game continues.

Pochettino is as secure as a mountain, while Mourinho is a little anxious.

"Goals, goals."

The Spaniard's biggest name is the team's No. 10 Luis Garcia, Tang Zhenglong picked up the ball on the wing, and he immediately posted it.

Tang Zhenglong was already annoyed by him.

Accelerating with the ball, and as soon as the speed was up, Garcia came in a flying tackle.

Tang Zhenglong was shoveled to the ground.

And then......

Mourinho rushed over angrily, but when he saw it, Tang Zhenglong was actually ......

"What is this guy doing?"

Tang Zhenglong is in "Carp Fighting".

Garcia was stunned.

"You're itching on your back again."

Everyone was stunned, but Pochettino was sober, he knew what Tang Zhenglong meant, because he used to be an Argentine international.

"You bastard, what do you mean?"

Garcia was stunned, he was young after all.

"Boss, he's itchy back."

"you, he's imitating David Beckham, the 1998 World Cup."

Garcia didn't know, he was still a kid in 1998, how could he remember that scene?

The referee ran over.

Pochettino complained that Tang Zhenglong was sarcastic and should be yellow carded.

Tang Zhenglong insisted that he was itchy on his back.

The referee also sweated to death.

He officiated Tang Zhenglong's game last season and knew that Tang Zhenglong was a wonder, but he didn't expect Tang Zhenglong's "illness" to worsen this season.

Pochettino said angrily: "Okay, you scratch me now, as long as you scratch it, I will leave the stadium immediately." ”

"Really?"

Pochettino nodded.

"As long as I can scratch my back with my shoes, you're going to leave the court right away?"

"That's right."

"It's a deal."

I saw Tang Zhenglong take off his sneakers, and then scratch his back.

Pochettino was dumbfounded.

"That's it?"

Tang Zhenglong smiled: "You said, as long as my sneakers can scratch my back." ”

"I'm not ......"

"Referee, you heard that." Tang Zhenglong said with a smile.

Unexpectedly, the referee gave him a yellow card directly.

"Why?"

"Do you need me to change to a red one?"

Pochettino gloated from the sidelines.

"You verbally warn."

"Why?"

The referee pointed out of the pitch, "Then get out right away." ”

……

*****

A free kick by Real Madrid.

The Spaniards humiliated all their way back into the penalty area and hoarded in the small box.

"Is this still embarrassing?" Mourinho said angrily.

Pochettino is shameless, he is going to push Real Madrid.

In this case, the population density in the restricted area is so large that it is impossible to open the situation at all.

Alonso's curling ball was hoisted in, and it was the Spaniard who grabbed the first point.

"No!!"

Ronaldo clenched his fists.

"Tang Zhenglong, come on."

"Come on? So many people, how can I refuel? ”

"Don't you see? The opponent just wants to push us. ”

Tang Zhenglong nodded, "I know, but what to do?" By the second half, it might have been a little better, and the opponent's fitness would not be good. ”

Mourinho brainstorming in his head.

As a manager, it's a definite problem to defend intensively, but how to deal with it is a difficult problem.

"Long shot?"

There are too many people.

"Long pass rushing?"

Benzema is not the traditional English centre-forward.

"Tang Zhenglong?"

Jose Mourinho had an idea.

"Tang Zhenglong, come here."

"What?"

"Tang, there are so many people in the opponent's forbidden area, you said that if someone accidentally touches you, will it make you fall?"

“……”

"Boss, are you asking me to fake a fall?"

"Nope."

Tang Zhenglong understood.

"But the problem is that I'm on the referee's blacklist now, and the fake fall doesn't work."

……

"Then you should be sincere!!"

"Sincerely?"

The two paused for 10 seconds.

"Boss, I'll do my best, but if I get punished, it's a work injury, and I have to be subsidized."

……

"Yes!!"

"That's good."

******

Real Madrid's corner, Garcia came over again.

'Don't waste your efforts, set-pieces won't give you a chance.'

"Really?"

"You think it would be fun if I faked a fall?"

Garcia laughed: "You fake falling? You don't know you're on the referee's blacklist, I'm just pushing you right now. ”

"!! You dare to push me to give it a try. ”

Garcia pushed, and Tang Zhenglong fell to the ground.

Garcia smiled, and the referee ran over and pulled out a yellow card.

"Hurry up, the referee sentenced you to fake a fall, and it was another yellow card."