Chapter 419 Handjob
"Boom..."
At this moment, a huge roar sounded, and the bright fire directly submerged Chongzhen and Zhu Youzhen, setting off a lot of dust.
"Damn... It's dynamite! ”
Looking at Chongzhen and Zhu Youzhen who were drowned in the firelight, Song Gaozong and Zhao Gou were a little confused, just now he also thought it was a huge "hidden weapon", but he didn't expect that it was explosives.
"Damn... Zhu Youzhen, you bastard, didn't you swear that this was a secret weapon, how could it be explosives? ”
"Yes, Zhu Youzhen, you pit ancestor's goods, you can't even tell the difference between hidden weapons and explosives, the ancestor was almost killed by you!"
In the smoke, there were the voices of Song Lizong, Zhao Yun and Ming Chengzu Zhu Di scolding.
Song Gaozong Zhao Gou stared at it, and saw three embarrassed figures walking out of the smoke.
Song Lizong Zhao Yun and Ming Chengzu Zhu Di were better, they were just blown to the ground, and Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen, who bore the brunt of the blow, was miserable, only to see that his luxurious golden dragon robe was blown to pieces, covered in blood, unkempt hair, worse than a beggar.
"Zhu Youzhen, I have reminded you to be careful, you have to listen, you can't even tell the difference between explosives and hidden weapons!"
Seeing Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen's miserable appearance, Song Gaozong Zhao Gou shook his head and said with some schadenfreude.
I was also secretly glad in my heart, but fortunately I flashed fast.
Of course, Song Gaozong and Zhao Gou naturally wouldn't tell Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen, in fact, he didn't know at all, that was explosives!
"I'm a grass Nima, and I dare to bombard labor and management with explosives!"
Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen looked at the gloating Zhao Gou, his forehead was full of black lines, and Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen, who had nowhere to go, looked at the culprits in dozens of battles in the sky with a gloomy face, and scolded.
The angry Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen even forgot to use "I", called himself "Lao Tzu", and his exit became dirty.
Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen was also secretly shocked by the power of scientific and technological weapons in his heart, if it wasn't for the critical moment, he used mana to protect his body, even if he didn't die at this time, he would be seriously injured.
"him!"
Song Lizong Zhao Yun and Ming Chengzu Zhu Di were also blown up, and the two glanced at each other with a gloomy face.
Sou~
After that, Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen and the four of them glanced at each other and roared towards the plane in the air.
"**, what kind of monsters are these yellow-skinned monkeys, they can't even blow them up with rockets!"
At the same time, on the plane, a middle-aged man with a bazooka on his shoulder saw that Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen was not killed by a frontal hit, and his face was shocked, and then he came back to his senses and shouted at the pilot: "**, you pig, don't you see that these monsters can fly, go quickly!" ”
When the pilot heard the middle-aged man's words, he hurriedly piloted the plane into the air.
"You're special, you still want to leave after blowing up!"
Seeing that the "culprit" who blew himself up was actually sitting in an iron box and wanted to escape, Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen said coldly.
True Dragon Phase!
I saw Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen's hands lightning like sealing, and in the blink of an eye, Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen's body suddenly appeared a few zhang long, like a silver carved dragon phantom.
Go!
Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen said coldly.
Rise~
As soon as Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen's words fell, the Shenlong Phantom behind him raised his head and let out a shocking dragon groan, and the earth-shattering dragon power spread out in all directions, and then, the Shenlong Phantom behind Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen actually flew out, and roared towards the plane with teeth and claws.
"**, hide, this is the mythical dragon of the Oriental yellow-skinned monkeys, how is it possible, what is the origin of these yellow-skinned monkeys?"
Hearing the earth-shattering dragon roar behind him, the middle-aged man carrying a bazooka turned around and saw a monster several feet long and as thick as a bucket roaring towards the plane with its teeth and claws.
These people are the people of the umbrella formula, and they are worried that the "T-virus" incident will leak out, so they were ordered to destroy Raccoon City and destroy the evidence, which is why they bombed Chongzhen and Zhu Youzhen.
Bang~
When the pilot heard this, he immediately controlled the plane to one side, narrowly avoiding the roaring dragon, with a shocking bang, the silver dragon exploded in front of the plane, and the silver energy storm swept away, and even the glass on the plane was shattered by the energy storm.
"**, you pig, drive faster, or we'll all die!"
The middle-aged man threw the bazooka on his shoulder and yelled at the flying words.
"Henry, what the hell is going on?"
At this moment, a powerful voice came from the intercom on the middle-aged man's chest pocket.
"Report to the boss, a large number of suspicious characters have been found in Raccoon City, these characters are suspected to be immortals in oriental myths and legends, they can't even bomb a bazooka, and they can fly..."
The middle-aged man took out the intercom and reported loudly.
"**, Henry, you pig, what are you talking about? Immortals, why don't you say that they are gods, if you can't complete the task, go feed those monsters! ”
Before the middle-aged man could finish his words, he was interrupted by a shocking roar.
"Hey, hey, hey..."
Hearing the busy sound in the walkie-talkie, the middle-aged man's face was gloomy, and then he threw the walkie-talkie off the plane fiercely, and said coldly: "This group of idiots who only know blind command!" ”
......
In a silent alley, a fat man in a suit and leather shoes killed two zombies in front of him with a sword.
"Fatty, are you alright?"
At this moment, a handsome girl with shoulder-length short hair and a beautiful and heroic posture walked forward and asked with a concerned face.
"Qianqian, I'm fine!"
The fat man in the suit turned back and smiled at the girl.
"If you encounter zombies again, I'll help you."
The heroic girl smiled. As she spoke, she tightened the red broadsword in her hand, which was wider than her petite body.
"Qianqian, you haven't been cultivating for long, and you are only at the peak of the day after tomorrow, let's talk about it later."
The fat man in the suit shook his head and said.
"Okay!"
Yang Qian nodded helplessly, she knew that Fang Pang was worried about her, this time, it was rare that she did not refute Fang Pang's words.
Buzzing~~~
At that moment, the buzz of planes sounded.
Fang Pang and Yang Qian looked up in unison, and they saw a plane flying rapidly.
Rumble~
Around the plane, from time to time, a dragon phantom was exploding, and the energy storm swept away, like a brilliant firework!
"Hey, isn't this Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen and the four emperors? Why don't any zombies fight and go to get on the plane? ”
Seeing the four blurred figures flying behind the plane, chasing the plane, from the True Dragon Law Phase, Fang Pang recognized that these four figures were Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen and them, because in the Ten Thousand Realms Cultivation City, there were only four emperors who cultivated the "Emperor Dao True Dragon Technique", which was too easy to recognize.
Fang Pang wondered, why didn't the four of Chongzhen and Zhu Youzhen go to hunt zombies, but instead took a plane, could it be that the four of Chongzhen and Zhu Youzhen like to jerk off!
Because a plane flew over their heads just now, he didn't go to jerk off.
"I guess it was blown up by a plane!"
Hearing Fang Pang's muttering, Yang Qian said.
Fang Pang nodded, only this reason makes sense, it is estimated that the four of Chongzhen were bombed, so they went to fight, otherwise they would be full of food and support, and if there were zombies, they would not kill, and chase the plane.
"However, Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen and they are really stupid, won't they launch the True Dragon Law to fight at the same time?"
Watching Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen and the four of them take turns to launch the True Dragon Law to fight the plane, and every time they were narrowly avoided by the plane, Fang Pang said with some contempt.
"Yes, these emperors really have no brains and don't know how to cooperate!"
Yang Qian disdainfully agreed.
"Four Majesties, this foreign devil is too rampant, always flying over our heads, you cooperate and knock them down!"
Fang Pang made a lama with his hands and shouted loudly at the four of Chongzhen and Zhu Youzhen in the air.
As he spoke, Fang Pang picked up his loot by himself.
Fang Pang knew that the strength of the four Chongzhen and Zhu Youzhen was not enough, and they were fighting on their own, if they were these masters, they would have caught up with the plane a long time ago, and they could smash the plane with one punch.
"Zhao Gou, Zhao Yun, Cheng Zu, let's attack together, otherwise we won't be able to defeat this iron box for a long time, and we will become the laughing stock of the Ten Thousand Realms Cultivation City!"
Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen in the sky heard a faint sound on the ground, looked at Song Gaozong Zhao Gou beside him, and said.
Song Gaozong and Zhao Gou nodded in agreement.
It's not that they don't know how to cooperate, the four of them are all emperors, and no one can pull their faces to ask the other party to cooperate, so it forms a chasing situation.
But now that they heard voices above the ground, they had to cooperate.
If they chase this iron lump and fly around, and they can't beat it down for a long time, it is a trivial matter for others to kill the zombies, the key is that they will become the laughing stock of the Ten Thousand Realms Cultivation City, and at that time, it is estimated that the people of the Ten Thousand Realms Cultivation City will spread around:
"Look, Chongzhen Zhu Youzhen is a four-person awesome, go hunt zombies, people kill zombies, but they are jerking off!"
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