Chapter 936: The Smartphone of All Evil
Thanks to the almighty smartphone.
Thiago picked up his phone.
"I think there's a conspiracy in this."
"What conspiracy can there be? Isn't it just a green hat? Do you know Ireland? They have a holiday, St. Patrick's Day, and every time it happens, everyone wears a green hat. ”
"Yes, that's right."
"But...... I'm still not at ease. ”
Everyone gathered around.
Thiago searched for - "Cuckold." ”
It turned out to be all about St. Patrick's Day.
The holiday is not only an official holiday in the UK and Ireland, but also in the US, so there are so many photos online.
"Everyone said, will Tang Zhenglong have anything to do with the Irish?"
"Probably not, he represented the Chinese team in the World Cup, although I also doubt that he is not Chinese."
Thiago asked, "Who knows Chinese here?" ”
Everyone shook their heads.
"Translate online."
"Good idea."
Thiago typed – "Cuckold." ”
"Nothing out of the ordinary?"
Aguero smiled, "Maybe Tang Zhenglong really wants to help African children this time." ”
"Wait a minute, I have a Chinese friend, I'll ask."
"Okay."
*****
Out of the dressing room in the second half.
Tang Zhenglong deliberately pulled Marcelo.
"Curly, if someone attacks me later, you have to help me."
“……”
"What's wrong with you?"
"The opponent punished 6 people because of me, and I was afraid that the opponent would retaliate against me."
"Shouldn't it? They don't want to die? ”
At this moment, Tang Zhenglong saw Aguero coming over with a huff, holding the green hat in his hand.
"Curly, stop him."
"I don't."
As soon as Tang Zhenglong wanted to run, he was blocked by Atletico Madrid players.
"Curly, go find someone, the more the merrier."
"Okay."
Marcelo approached Mourinho and told him what had happened.
"Tang Zhenglong is blocked?"
"Boss, go and save people."
Unexpectedly, Mu Shuai was calm and relaxed.
"It's okay, the player tunnel is monitored, and if you play it, then the opponent won't want to play anymore."
……
……
"Boss, Don Ke is our man, isn't it okay to be beaten up?"
"It's okay."
Marcelo was dumbfounded.
Here Tang Zhenglong was about to pretend to be dead, he covered his heart.
"Ah!! I had a heart attack, do you know Vivianfu? It's Cameroon's international. ”
"You know, the one who died on the pitch in the 2003 Confederations Cup."
"Actually, I don't want to hide it, I also have a heart condition."
Thiago grabbed Tang Zhenglong.
"If you have the ability, you will die immediately! I will take care of your family later. ”
I'll it!!
Is this still human talk?
Aguero took the green hat and shook it in front of Tang Zhenglong.
"I'll give you another chance."
"What?"
"What does this stuff mean in China?"
"I don't know, I'm doing charity."
"Phew!! We asked Chinese and this is ......"
Tang Zhenglong shook his head, "I don't know, in fact, I'm not Chinese, I went abroad to play football at the age of 5, I have nothing to do with China except that my nationality is Chinese." ”
"Beat him up and lie."
Thiago put his phone in Tang Zhenglong's face.
"Mom, I forgot it's the age of smartphones, woo woo, I hate smartphones."
"You have been in China since you were a child, and you are a native Chinese."
“……”
"Anyway, I don't know, if you want to fight, you can fight."
The Atletico players bared their teeth one by one, but there was no way, it was impossible to really do it.
Aguero put his hat on Tang Zhenglong's head.
"You take it out."
"No !!"
"Hehe, didn't you say you didn't know?"
"I won't !!"
"Well, you're admitting, aren't you?"
“……”
"Tang Zhenglong, you are the worst bad guy I have ever seen."
"Scum!!"
"Not anyway!!"
Atletico Madrid players can't help it, if they do it, it will not be all the bench sent off, but the whole team will die.
"Well, you donate 10,000 euros to African children, and that's it."
"Yes!!"
"But you must also donate, and together we will do good."
"Yes, our whole team will donate 10,000."
Tang Zhenglong nodded, then stretched out his hand.
The Atletico players froze.
"What are you doing here?"
"Give it to me, I'm an African kid."
……
……
"Isn't China an Asian country?"
"That's right, my grandfather was one-sixteenth African."
"Beat him !!"
******
Mourinho looked at his watch, "It's about the same." ”
All the Atletico Madrid players came out, and Tang Zhenglong also came out.
"Boss, where's Marcelo?"
"Hehe, he told me, it was I who said there was no need to save people."
Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.
"Boss, I scored so many goals for Real Madrid, how can you do this to me."
"That's what I think, if the other party beats you, then Atletico will disappear from the earth, which is a good thing."
"If the other party doesn't beat you, then it's fine."
"So whether the other party beats you or not, we all earn, what do you say?"
Tang Zhenglong smiled after hearing this, "That makes sense." ”
Mu Shuai patted Tang Zhenglong on the shoulder, "I'll just say it makes sense." ”
"That's right."
Tang Zhenglong took advantage of Mourinho's inattention and stomped on his leather shoes with shoe nails.
"Ah!!h
"The bone is broken."
"Here comes the team doctor."
The spikes on the toes, the feeling was super painful, and Mourinho was about to cry.
"Tang Zhenglong, you are dead, I must make you die a miserable death."
The team doctor sprayed Mu Shuai a little spray.
"Boss, stop scolding, the second half has begun."
"If you come down for him, I'm going to beat him."
“……”
"Honestly, is my toe broken?"
"Probably not."
"Tang should have stayed strong, otherwise it would definitely be broken."
"What do you mean? Am I still thanking him? ”
"Mores, come here, replace him."
"Jose, I think it's better to forget it, and you really talked too much, no wonder Tang Zhenglong is angry."
At this moment, there was a bang on the scene.
Look again, the goal was conceded.
Atletico lead 1-0.
It was Sergio Aguero who scored the goal.
Aguero is also an Argentine star who was once as famous as Messi, he is also dignified, and he was humiliated by Tang Zhenglong repeatedly, and he finally broke out.
A blast from outside the box that rolls the ball against the turf into the goal.
1 to 0.
Mores shouted: "Do you still change Tang Zhenglong now?" ”
“……”
"Spare him first, and when he overtakes the score, I will replace him immediately and give him a beating."
Burst!!
Sergio Aguero celebrated wildly, taking off his shirt and revealing his toned muscles.
"Ji Anina, see it, I'm the real big man, Tang Zhenglong is far worse than me."
Tang Zhenglong was sneering here, "Aguero, in fact, a green hat is suitable for you." ”