"Jose, Jose, and now the women of Barcelona are asking Tang Zhenglong to get out of Barcelona."

Mourinho knows that this is a big fuss, what Tang Zhenglong insulted Barcelona women, this is all an excuse, and it is because of the upcoming Spanish derby.

The hatred in Barcelona and Madrid is all-encompassing, from politics to football.

Even the language of Barcelona is not quite the same as that of Madrid.

"Everyone misunderstood, Tang Zhenglong didn't mean that at all, it was all distorted by reporters."

"Jose, there's a video."

“……”

"What does an elephant represent?"

"It's the first time I've heard of elephants being insulting."

"Jose, but according to the context, Tang Zhenglong means ......"

"I don't care, that's your understanding, Tang Zhenglong is definitely not so dirty."

Journalists stopped Mourinho.

"Then you let Tang Zhenglong come out, he is an adult, why don't you come out and face the media yourself?"

Mourinho sneered in his heart, at this time, if Tang Zhenglong came out, he would not be swallowed alive by reporters.

"Tang Zhenglong is not obligated to accept your interview."

"Okay, then the pre-match press conference, this is a UEFA regulation, we will wait at that time, if Tang Zhenglong does not appear, then we will make things very big."

Jose Mourinho also died.

In Europe, insulting women can be a big or small crime, although it is a big fuss, but who knows if something big will happen?

*******

Mourinho called Tang Zhenglong to his room.

"Come on, let's practice offense and defense, and I'll play the reporter."

Tang Zhenglong nodded.

"Why do you say that Barcelona women are elephants?"

"Because elephants are great."

"Elephants are great? Give an example. ”

"In fact, elephants have a very high IQ, and according to scientists, elephants' intelligence can reach the level of a human three-year-old child."

"In other words, Barcelona women are all weakling?"

Tang Zhenglong Khan died.

Mourinho slapped the table, "Usually eloquent is very good, why can't he do it now?" ”

"Boss, these reporters just want to hack me, no matter what I say, they will hack me."

"I know, but we're public figures, can you hide?"

"Don't practice, let's play freely when the time comes."

Mourinho Khan died.

"Don, you're still young, I don't want you to be banned."

"Jose, I know, I don't want to, but I can't help it, I'm the one who wants to be the king of the ball, and the people who hack me are lined up."

"Scold Tang Zhenglong, big red, what can I do?"

Mourinho made a look of wanting to vomit.

"If it's okay, I'll go first."

After Tang Zhenglong left, Mourinho could only pray that tomorrow's press conference would not cause trouble.

*******

Protest.

Protest.

Protest.

This is the first time that so many people have gathered outside the press conference in a La Liga match.

Tang Zhenglong came to the press conference as scheduled.

Journalists are eagerly awaiting, ready to make a big news.

Before starting, Guardiola patted Tang Zhenglong, "Boy, you're dead." ”

"Hehe, bald, I don't think so."

The first reporter stood up, and Guardiola was very knowledgeable, "I guess you are not asking me questions." ”

"Hehe, that's right, it's Tang Zhenglong who I want to ask."

Tang Zhenglong shrugged his shoulders and asked.

"Shouldn't you apologize to the women of Barcelona?"

Tang Zhenglong spread his hands.

"Do you know about the Stamford Bridge tragedy?"

……

……

Everyone was stunned.

Someone nodded.

"But does that have anything to do with you saying that the Barcelona woman is an elephant?"

"Of course it does."

"The Stamford Bridge tragedy, Barcelona is very double-standard."

"And this time, the Barcelona people are also in double standards."

The reporter was stunned.

"I don't understand what you mean?"

Tang Zhenglong took out his mobile phone and approached the microphone.

"This is the video of that day, and the journalist who asked the question mentioned the woman of Madrid, the woman of Barcelona."

"Why is it only Barcelona women who feel humiliated?"

"Can you make fun of Madrid women at will?"

DUANG！！

The audience was shocked.

"It's a small thing, a little joke, but if the people of Barcelona are going to do big things, that's fine."

"I can apologize to the Barcelona woman, but please Guardiola apologize to the Madrid woman first."

Pep Guardiola was dumbfounded.

"What does this have to do with me?"

"Because you're representing Barcelona."

“……”

Pep Guardiola almost died of anger.

"Haha, you are really a good apprentice of Mourinho."

"Really? Thank you. ”

Immediately a Barcelona reporter stood up.

"Tang Zhenglong, don't change the topic, you can put the video aside, the point is that you said that the Barcelona woman is an elephant."

"Please explain."

Guardiola smiled, as long as the reporter grabbed the word "elephant" to the end, Tang Zhenglong would be in trouble.

"Explain?"

"Are you sure?"

"I'm probably going to say a lot of things that can't be broadcast."

"It's okay, let's do the silence."

"That's good."

Mourinho is sweating backstage, this guy can't really say anything that can't be broadcast, right?

You know, a journalist's favorite thing is just something that can't be broadcast.

"To tell you the truth, I haven't dated a Barcelona woman."

Burst.

"Why? Is it because of the hatred of the two cities? ”

"No, I'm Chinese, no matter what."

"Why is that?"

"I don't know if you watched the news some time ago - Fermina is going to run away."

Burst!!!

"Actually, that's true."

"The one word Fermina usually says to me the most is not hello, but I want it."

"The first Spanish word I learned was this word."

The reporters below can't listen anymore.

They had a hunch that Tang Zhenglong was about to pretend to be X.

"To tell you the truth, the city of Madrid has hollowed out my body and I really can't afford Barcelona anymore."

Burst.

Pep Guardiola turned his head away, and he forced a laugh.

A reporter Khan said: "Don, are you bragging? ”

"No, it's really the truth, we have a song in China "Madrid Incredible", and I know what it means now."

……

……

"There is only one Tang Zhenglong in the world, millions of women in Madrid need me, I'm sorry, Barcelona, you will never get Tang Zhenglong."

……

……

Backstage, Mourinho laughed breathlessly.

"Haha, I'm laughing to death."

"Tang Zhenglong, this little bastard."

******

On social media, the women in Madrid were not angry, but supported Tang Zhenglong.

"Yes, we need Tang Zhenglong, Barcelona die far away."

Fermina looked at her phone, not knowing whether to cry or laugh.

"Tang Zhenglong, bastard."

But this time it's really relieving.