Pep Guardiola frowned.

It would have been fine, but now I conceded the goal first.

0-1, still at their home stadium Camp Nou, which is very unpleasant.

booooooooooooo。

Bang bang bang.

booooooooooooo。

Bang bang bang.

The two voices on the scene were staggered, Real Madrid took the ball, the whole audience booed, Barcelona got the ball, the whole audience applauded, Mourinho didn't need to look to know who was attacking now.

At this time, Tang Zhenglong ran over.

Mourinho was still on fire at this time, Tang Zhenglong slapped himself just now, although it was said to frame Barcelona, but it may also be an opportunity to retaliate.

"What are you doing back?"

"Boss, my pants are broken."

"Broken shorts?"

Mourinho feels fresh, how can the shorts be bad?

"The strap is broken, and I can't tie my pants anymore."

"It doesn't matter, it won't fall."

"But what if there is a confrontation?"

"It can't be so coincidental, right, the other party picks up your pants? Besides, our opponent is not an islander, who is so short. ”

Burst.

Mourinho patted Tang Zhenglong.

"Don't make trouble, you've got a yellow card."

Tang Zhenglong could only go back to the game.

******

Messi!

Messi!

Messi dribbles the ball, and every time he meets Messi, Ramos is pushed to the limit.

Messi played the ball, Tang Zhenglong resisted with his upper body, but Messi's confrontation was also very strong, and Ramos put a tackle.

This is the limit of the limit, if you can't shovel it, then you can only surrender.

Ramos' toe touched the ball and it went off the line.

Cassie came up and patted Ramos, "It's so dangerous, it's almost a penalty." ”

Hehe.

Messi tried to break through a few times, but Real Madrid is not a weak team after all, and it is not so easy to pass.

Messi began to choose to pass.

Villa's ability in the box is still very strong.

After receiving Messi's pass, Villa did not stop the ball and swept into the air with his left foot.

The ball was pumped a little high, and Cassie was shocked into a cold sweat.

"It's dangerous."

Barcelona is in control of the game, but Real Madrid is not so easy to penetrate, and Barcelona fans are starting to get a little anxious.

It was Real Madrid's turn to attack.

Sergio Busquets clung to Tang Zhenglong.

"See you again, actor."

Busquets shuddered, "Actor? ”

Being called an actor by an actor, this feels ...... Weird.

In the game between Inter Milan last season, Busquets faked a fall, but he didn't pretend well, and he happened to be caught by the camera when he peeked, which was miserable.

Tang Zhenglong looked at Busquets through his fingers.

"Do you think you're stupid, peeking through your fingers? Just squint, that's how I am. ”

Tang Zhenglong narrowed his eyes.

"You still need to hone your acting skills, I'll give you a book after the game, Tang Zhenglong's fake wrestling book."

"Get out!!"

Alonso passed the ball to Tang Zhenglong, and in front of the penalty area, Tang Zhenglong could only take the ball with his back.

Busquets clung to Tang Zhenglong and would never let him turn around.

"I have to turn around and pass."

Tang Zhenglong was about to forcibly turn around, but suddenly felt cold below.

"What? Could it be raining? ”

"No matter how much."

"Hey, why are the Barcelona players stupid and looking at me blankly? Is it because I'm handsome? ”

Tang Zhenglong straight to Ronaldo.

The Barcelona players were still stunned.

Cristiano Ronaldo scored with a single shot.

GOOOOOOOOOOOAL！！

That's when the Barcelona players reacted.

"Referee, Tang Zhenglong fouled, he ...... He...... He doesn't wear pants. ”

*******

Strictly speaking, Tang Zhenglong is a foul.

Nowadays, there are strict requirements for the players to dress for the game.

In the 80s, it was okay for Platini to wear it (shirt scattered over his pants and no shin guards), but now it's absolutely not.

Players must tuck their jerseys into their pants and the pants must be put on.

"Referee, it was Busquets who pulled my pants."

"Referee, his pants are obviously not worn well, otherwise it would not have been possible to pull them down, and now the quality of the pants is very good."

"Referee, I'm really dressed."

"Besides, the Barcelona players can ignore me, why do they look at me? Is it because you are ashamed of yourself and not as big as me? ”

"Referee, what did you hear him say?"

"Don't get excited, I'm talking big, it's my heart."

"Get out."

Referees are also difficult to handle, why does Tang Zhenglong always give problems to people in the referee world?

In the future, should UEFA set up a Tang Zhenglong research group to study the Tang Zhenglong issue?

The referee said to Sergio Busquets: 'You should have been given a yellow card, but the ball went in, forget it. ”

"The referee is wise!!"

******

I'll it.

Broken shorts, and a windfall?

Mourinho was overjoyed.

"Don, it's good I didn't let you change your pants, did I?"

“……”

"Jose, haven't you figured out the key yet?"

"Isn't the point is that your pants are off? The other party is stupid? ”

Tang Zhenglong shook his head.

"The key is not to drop, but to !!"

"Big !!!"

"Why are we shocked when we see the pyramids? Because of the big !! ”

Mourinho froze, he called Mores, "Tell the boss that we need a psychiatrist." ”

“……”

*******

Puyol wants to cry without tears, as a World Cup champion, he has never seen any winds and waves, but Tang Zhenglong is so strange, it is really rare.

"Teammates, whatever Tang Zhenglong says to us in the future, ignore it all, just treat him as air, and it will be unlucky to say a word to him."

"Yes!!"

Sergio Busquets is close to Tang Zhenglong.

"You dead liar."

"What?"

"There's something wrong with your pair of pants, otherwise it wouldn't have fallen off so easily."

"Hehe, you're honest, isn't it big?"

“……”

Busquets trembled with anger.

"Why do you look like you're having a heart attack?"

"It's almost time to have a seizure, you're the murderer."

Burst.

Busquets ran away, he was afraid that he would be really angry.

******

0-2, the score is a bit glaring.

Fortunately, there is still a long way to go.

Xavi takes the ball, it's the Spanish brain, it's Barcelona's midfield brain.

Many people only know that Messi is powerful, but in fact, the real power is Xavi, who is strategizing in the back.

Xavi passes the ball to Iniesta.

Facing Real Madrid's defenders, Iniesta made a croquette.

It is to slide the ball with the left foot to the right foot, and the right foot to the front of the ball and pass the opponent.

Croquettes are Iniesta's patent, just as the pendulum is Ronaldo's patent.

Ding.

Mission: Successfully use croquettes to get past Sergio Busquets.

Reward: Bigger.

Penalty: Smaller.

……

"What's getting bigger?"

"That's what you think."

"So?"

"You know."

“……”

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded, this reward is actually quite good.

But croquettes? This won't be!!

Croquettes look simple, but in fact they are not, if it is really that simple, why can't others, Iniesta do the best?

"Okay, then I'll fry croquettes."