Real Madrid's middle road is as congested as the capital's Third Ring Road during the evening rush hour.

Messi took the ball to the wing.

Tang Zhenglong shouted, "Curly hair, prevent him from killing." ”

Marcelo Khan, "I want you to teach?" ”

Messi pretended to break through, and suddenly his ankle buckled, and he looked into the penalty area.

Villa is in place.

Give it a try.

A left-footed curling ball into the box.

The ball was passed to Villa, but it seemed to be a little bit over.

Villa carries Pepe with his back.

"Hehe, what else can you do?"

I saw Villa jump up with his back.

"Is this going to be barbed in the air? Is it that the football players have watched too much? ”

In this case, the barb is the most appropriate option, but the right does not mean easy.

The difficulty of the barb in the air is huge, if you are not a professional player, do not imitate it, otherwise it is likely to hang.

Villa hooks the ball.

The Camp Nou was quiet for a second, and the ball was either a classic or a joke.

The editors of the world's football are also waiting, and this goal will either score the "Top 100 Classic Goals" or the "Crazy Football", which will make the fans laugh.

Cassie moved two steps and knew it was bad, the good goalkeeper was very accurate in judging the way of the ball, and the ball was hanging.

The moment the ball flew into the goal.

Barcelona fans all over the world exploded.

GOOOOOOOOOOAL！！！

Pep Guardiola looked incredulous.

The commentator laughed: "This goal is definitely comparable to Tang Zhenglong's zero-angle goal, and the suspense of the best goal in La Liga is back." ”

Pep Guardiola rushes towards Mourinho.

"That's football, and the goals you score are P."

Mourinho was also furious.

"Dead bald, are you a zero score in math, and now we are still ahead."

"Hehe, if I can score such a fairy ball, I am willing to lose, because it will become eternal."

"Hehe, you are dreaming, or Tang Zhenglong's zero-angle shot is the most beautiful."

The two quarreled, and the more they argued, the more fierce they became, and they even began to fight the cow.

Pep Guardiola hit Mourinho with his nose, and the latter did not show weakness and immediately pushed back.

At this moment, Tang Zhenglong suddenly appeared.

"The two bosses are angry."

“……”

Guardiola looked at Tang Zhenglong, "Why do you always have you!" Are you a kicker or a fighter? ”

Tang Zhenglong smiled, "I'm also for the good of the two bosses, if you fight, you will be punished." ”

Guardiola flew up and kicked over, he controlled his power and would not kick Tang Zhenglong 100%.

Unexpectedly, Tang Zhenglong screamed, and then fell to the ground.

……

……

Guardiola was dumbfounded, he had met porcelain on the field, but Tang Zhenglong may still be the first to touch the opposing coach.

"José, look, what is this??"

Mourinho pretended not to know.

"Who told you to kick him?"

"I don't, I'm kicking."

"Hehe, he's Tang Zhenglong, does it matter if you kick falsely or in real time?"

……

The referee came.

"What's going on?"

Pep Guardiola said 1510.

"The referee is real."

"I believe it!!"

……

……

It's a great feeling to be trusted.

"Referee, thank you for trusting me."

"Don't be sentimental, I don't trust you, I don't believe Tang Zhenglong."

Tang Zhenglong was almost angry and slowly got up.

"Damn, Jose, I'm going to transfer away, I can't stay in La Liga, I'm going back to the Premier League, where the referee is better."

Mourinho comforted Tang Zhenglong, "Don, your acting skills have encountered temporary difficulties, many actors have this stage, such as Leonardo DiCaprio. ”

"He was lost a few years after acting in "Titanic", and it took a long time to find a new self."

Tang Zhenglong nodded.

Pep Guardiola was stunned, should the conversation between the two take place on the football field?

"Forget it, I'll leave silently, it's too weird."

*******

At 0-3, Barcelona fans were restless as if an online writer had suddenly pulled out the network cable.

It's 2-3 now, and Barcelona fans are like online writers who were suddenly rewarded with 1 million and resurrected on the spot.

"Barcelona."

"Barcelona."

"Barcelona."

Camp Nou rang out Barça, Barça's shouts.

On the pitch, Barcelona was also excited.

Especially the king of plum balls, every time he gets the ball, Real Madrid will feel a lot of pressure.

Mourinho couldn't be arrogant either, he called Khedira, "You don't attack, keep an eye on Messi for me, at least create huge trouble for him." ”

Khedira nodded.

Messi is under increasing pressure to get the ball, but he can always get the ball out of the way and pose a threat.

Mores is close to Mourinho.

"Jose, the situation is not good."

"I know."

"Do you want to be replaced?"

"You can't change people now."

After thinking about it, Mourinho spoke: "You called Tang Zhenglong." ”

"Boss, what are you doing?"

"You can figure out a way to turn the tide."

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

"I want to find a way? Boss, I'm not the head coach. ”

"Don't I know?"

"Why don't you loosen your belt again."

……

……

"Boss, I'm not a cowherd, is the trouser belt loose casually?"

……

……

Jose Mourinho almost vomited blood.

"Don, this is the national derby, I'm blowing out the cowhide, if I can't win, I'll be laughed at by reporters."

“……”

"Then I'll give it a try, but I don't make any promises."

"Yes."

******

Sergio Busquets approached Tang Zhenglong.

"What is your boss looking for you?"

"He said let me ...... Loose trouser belts. ”

"Do you think it's human talk?"

Busquets Khan died, and it seems that Real Madrid's condition is very serious.

"By the way, does Messi have any weaknesses?"

"Haha, do you think I'm going to tell you?"

……

******

Messi dribbled the ball, first it was a false shake, Marcelo pounced in the wrong direction, Messi broke through with the ball, and then cut directly inside.

Ramos is on fire, and Marcelo's side is a little too easy to get over.

Ramos is also a ruthless character, and it is impossible for Messi to easily pass Ramos one-on-one.

Messi swept the ball and went to the bottom line.

"Does he want to shoot or pass the ball?"

Big head, Ramos can't guess Messi, this kind of king-level striker is full of infinite possibilities.

This time Messi is ready to shoot.

Footing with your left foot and shooting with your right foot.

Messi's main foot is left, but his right foot is also very strong.

Ramos slid again.

The ball is blocked from the baseline.

Messi rushed to the referee and kept clapping his arm.

"Referee, he's handballed."

That's when the linesman also came to speak.

The atmosphere was tense, was it a penalty?

Mourinho crouched on the ground and prayed it wasn't a penalty.

After a brief conversation with the linesman, the referee ran up to Ramos and gave him a yellow card.

The audience was bursting out.

It means a penalty!!