"Damn."

Tang Zhenglong was swiping his mobile phone to watch the news.

"What's wrong?"

"I'm watching Real Madrid, can you believe it? Real Madrid won without me. ”

……

Everyone knows that Tang Zhenglong is going to brag again.

"I thought that Real Madrid would be beaten without me and had no ability to fight back, and in the end Mourinho would cry and sing - come back quickly, I can't bear it without you."

"Hahaha."

"Zhenglong, your face is so big."

Tang Zhenglong is a little unhappy.

"I'll connect with Curly Hair later."

Back in his room, Tang Zhenglong and Marcelo chatted.

"Curly, how is the team lately?"

"It's good, winning in a row."

“……”

"Did you miss me?"

"Of course not, now I feel like the team is better without you."

"Whew!!"

"Jose is thinking about selling you for a lot of cash, and the strength of the team has not decreased."

Hehe.

"Jose sell me? What right does he have to sell me, don't forget, I'm from the Florentinos. ”

"Speaking of Fermina, one thing to tell you is that Fermina and Cristiano seem to have a very good relationship recently."

"I saw her come to the club with a mini Ro, and the three of them looked like a family."

Burst.

"Are you blind? Mini Luo is dark-skinned and Fermina is blonde, how can they be like a family? ”

"Don't believe it!!"

Tang Zhenglong is unhappy, this plot is different from what he imagined.

The imagination should be like this, the team's results have plummeted, everyone misses the great Tang Zhenglong, and Fermina is also going to die, saying that he can't live without Tang Zhenglong.

And the reality ???

Everyone seems to be doing well.

Woooooooooooo

"I want to go back to Madrid."

"Curly, the two of us have such a good relationship, you have to be on my side, you know?"

"What do you want to do?"

"If there's any update on the situation in Madrid, you'll have to tell me right away."

"Oh."

Tang Zhenglong thought about it and prepared to call Mourinho.

"Jose!"

"Who are you?"

"Tang Zhenglong."

"Oh."

“……”

"Jose, that's the case, our Chinese team is too strong, the group should qualify, and then it's the knockout round, I can't go back for the time being, I'm sorry."

"It's okay."

“……”

"I can't say that, I get the team's salary, of course I should go back early."

"It's okay, I wish you all the final."

"Damn! Don't you really want me anymore? "Tang Zhenglong wants to cry.

"Jose, have Real Madrid's results been good lately?"

"Good."

"I'm glad that my teammates were very good in my absence, otherwise I would have been worried."

"You don't have to worry about the team, we're fine."

"But I'll definitely be able to go back before the Champions League knockout rounds."

"Actually, it doesn't matter, we can advance without you."

Tang Zhenglong's anger became popular.

"Jose, don't be so excessive, okay? I've scored so many goals for the team and you've forgotten about me so quickly? ”

“……”

"You're going to the Asian Cup."

"yes, but I want the team to die or die for me, I can't live without me."

"Don? Got worse? ”

Burst.

"Don't call me if there's nothing to do, and come back early after the game."

"I'm going to Manchester United."

"Don't worry, no one wants you."

Tang Zhenglong was not convinced, and called Raiola again.

"Mino, how many clubs offered me during the winter break? Tell me the truth, don't be afraid to scare me. ”

……

"Nope."

"Haha, Mino, you're getting more and more at joking now, aren't you stupid by the commission?"

"Not really."

Tang Zhenglong was dumbfounded.

"No one is offering me an offer?"

"yes, I think it's weird too."

"Am I being forgotten by Europe?"

Tang Zhenglong began to beat the drum in his heart, this world is forgetful.

"Don, I'll hang up if it's okay, a lot of people have offered Balotelli recently, I'm going to deal with it."

Woooooooo

Secondary damage.

*******

At the press conference before the match with Uzbekistan, Tang Zhenglong was ready to do something to remind the European side of himself.

A reporter asked.

"Tang, you should know that if the Chinese team loses, then it is still possible to be out."

'Of course I know that, and my experience at Real Madrid has taught me that anything can happen on the football pitch.

Everyone was stunned.

Why is it in the experience of Real Madrid, is it possible that other teams don't teach this?

"Actually, European football is a little bit different from Asian football, and European football has cultivated my focus on things."

"Don, in this Asian Cup, you have scored very few goals, is it a change of style?"

"Haha, of course, after all, I'm a Golden Globe winner now."

Does this have anything to do with the Golden Globes?

Everyone is getting more and more confused, Tang Zhenglong today is a little weird, and the answer is not what he asked.

"Actually, I've always had a good personal relationship with Alex Ferguson."

……

"Don, this is the Asian Cup, what are you doing with Ferguson? Is he going to see the Asian Cup? ”

"No, I just thought of it suddenly, besides, I can invite him to watch the Asian Cup, he will definitely be willing to come."

Suddenly, a reporter asked: "Tang, Real Madrid's results have been very good recently, are you in a good mood?" ”

"Hehe, it's all some weak teams, what's there to be happy about, these opponents can win even if they send the second team."

……

"There are some good opponents among them? Like A Coruña. ”

"Hahaha, without Tang Zhenglong, the team that can win is collectively called a weak chicken."

Burst.

'Jose has called me and begged me to go back early, and he said that the Champions League must not leave me.

"And what do you say?"

"Of course I'm saying that the national interest comes first, and I won't go back until I win the Asian Cup."

Everyone was dumbfounded, and the megalomania mode was turned on.

******

Early in the morning, Mourinho saw what was written in the newspaper, and his face changed suddenly.

"When did I say that?"

"This bastard isn't honest in Asia, what does he want?"

Mores smiled: "You don't know Tang yet, besides, in fact, you didn't tell the truth." ”

Mourinho Khan.

In fact, the team has been very difficult recently, and it is not so easy to win the game, especially the winger position, which is really lacking people, and the introduction of Kaka has been frustrated again.

"You two are hard-mouthed, but you actually need each other, you just don't say it."

"Hmph, Tang Zhenglong is such an arrogant maniac, if I say I need him, then he won't be crazy."

Burst.

"You're a natural pair."

"I hope Don will come back soon, otherwise we won't have enough people."