Chapter 37: You're a Chemical Weapon
Ni Ni is also a practitioner, and now she can already determine that although the impact just now was a little painful, fortunately, it was a skin injury, and there was no injury to the muscles and bones, so she would be fine after resting.
But the scene that just happened was really shocking, what was the thing that hit herself, Ni Ni had already noticed it, it was the inner liner of the rice cooker. It's just boiling a Chinese medicine, the lid of the rice cooker can pop open by itself, and the black-brown smoke comes out first, followed by the inner tank flying out, what's going on?
If he hadn't seen it with his own eyes, he wouldn't have believed what others told her.
Looking out through the kitchen window, the other buildings in the community have lights, why is there a power outage in the house?
Ni Ni is actually quite lucky, this guts are smashed at home, if she hits someone from flying out, it will be a big trouble.
Similarly, her head was a little foggy now, and she didn't know if it was because she had been smashed or because she had been smoked by the pungent smell of the kitchen.
"I'm fine, nothing...... What's the matter with your medicine......" Ni Ni said.
"What's going on...... I don't know much about ...... either."
Everything at the moment is indeed beyond Zhang Yu's expectations.
He then took out his mobile phone to illuminate it, and soon found that the inner liner of the rice cooker was lying on the ground, and it looked deformed.
Zhang Yu walked over and squatted down to check, straightening the inner tank, the inner tank was still hot, the things inside were black and slimy, and it didn't look like it could be eaten horizontally and vertically.
He said embarrassedly: "Your rice cooker has a lot of money, and there is a ceiling lamp...... I'll pay you all the ......."
"I don't need to pay for it, I can't afford it." Ni Ni came to Zhang Yu's side, looked down at the contents of the inner tank, and said, "This is the medicine you boiled?" ”
"Yes." Zhang Yu nodded.
"Then you can eat some and I'll see." Ni Ni said.
"Now, ah......" Zhang Yu frowned.
"What do you say?" Ni Ni gritted her teeth and said, "You have made my family like this, if you don't eat some, can you be worthy of me?" ”
"It's also ...... ha"
Zhang Yu said this, and secretly complained in his heart, the system prompted that the task was completed, but this thing can't eat people.
It also relied on the system prompt, otherwise, Zhang Yu would be killed, and Zhang Yu would not dare to eat this thing.
"Then let's eat!" Ni Ni said.
"Wait a minute, it's a little hot right now...... I'll help you sweep the floor first......" Zhang Yu said bitterly.
There was a broom in the corner of the kitchen, and Zhang Yu swept the floor clean. Ni Ni was not idle, she opened all the windows in her home, and checked the power outage by the way, but unexpectedly found that other buildings in the community had electricity, and their building was out of power.
This made Ni Ni very puzzled, the power outage did not say that a single building was stopped, could it be said that it was caused by Zhang Yu's medicine, would this be a bit too exaggerated, too unscientific.
The inside of the rice cooker has finally cooled down, and your slimy medicine is starting to dry out. Zhang Yu used a rice shovel to put a piece of medicine on the cutting board, he didn't know how much to eat at one time, after all, under normal circumstances, what was refined was a pill, and what he refined was a lump, and the gap was too big.
Ni Ni also held her mobile phone to illuminate, and looked at Zhang Yu on the side, look at what it means, you can't eat it.
Zhang Yu cut a small piece of it and slowly put it into his mouth, as soon as the black thing entered his mouth, the pungent taste, he almost didn't vomit directly.
Zhang Yu closed his eyes, turned his heart sideways, and swallowed the "medicine" in his mouth playfully.
Ni Ni on the side kept staring at Zhang Yu, in fact, she didn't need to see Zhang Yu gritting her teeth, just smelling the smell of "medicine", Ni Ni's brain hurt. Zhang Yu can eat this, and she can't help but send Zhang Yu a 666 in her heart.
Zhang Yu took the medicine, and after only half a minute, there was a "gurgling" sound in his stomach.
Immediately after, a stream of gas seemed to be unstoppable, ready to erupt.
It was too embarrassing to fart in front of a beautiful woman, and Zhang Yu's face instantly turned red, followed by a little purple.
Ni Ni leaned on the lighting of her mobile phone, kept looking at Zhang Yu, and when she saw that his face had become like this again, she said a little worriedly: "What's wrong with you?" It can't be poisoning......"
"I ......"
Zhang Yu was just about to explain, but as soon as he opened his mouth, as soon as the muscles on his body were loosened, a stream of gas came out directly from below, "Poof......"
Good guys, as soon as this gas comes out, it spreads like leaking carbon dioxide. That taste, not to mention how domineering it is.
Originally, the kitchen was filled with the pungent smell of medicine and strange smells, but at this moment, coupled with the smell released by Zhang Yu, Ni Ni was almost fainted.
"No, I need to breathe!"
The beautiful policewoman couldn't stand it, she was worried that in two seconds, she would be smoked to death. She turned and rushed out of the small kitchen, straight to the floor-to-ceiling window of the living room, and took a deep breath in front of the window.
Zhang Yu was also swayed, and when he saw Ni Ni running away, he also turned around and ran out. It's a pity that after only running two steps, there was a sharp pain in my stomach, and a strong feeling of wanting to be respectful swept over.
"I'm going to the bathroom!"
He didn't wait for Ni Ni to answer, and rushed directly into the bathroom.
As soon as he sat down on the toilet, a pleasure that he had never felt before permeated him. It's just that in the pleasure, the smell that emanates almost didn't smoke him to death again.
Zhang Yu hurriedly took out a cigarette from his pocket and lit one to ease the embarrassing taste. Although Zhang Yu smokes, he smokes very little, that is, he will light one when he stays up late, and if he goes to someone else's house, he basically doesn't smoke. But this time, the smell was so great that he couldn't care a little about it.
Half an hour before the excrement is exhausted. During this period, Zhang Yu flushed the water six times in succession, and the smell in the bathroom was incomparable, even more than the vegetable field that had just been fertilized.
Finally, Zhang Yumian came out of the bathroom weakly.
His legs were fluttering, and he felt that a gust of wind could blow him down, and the smell of cruelty in the room had a refreshing effect at the moment.
Zhang Yu could see at a glance that Ni Ni was still standing in front of the window and did not move her position.
"Excuse me...... My ......" Zhang Yu was full of embarrassment, and when he first came to the door, he made his family like this, which had to leave a certain impression on others.
Ni Ni heard his voice, turned around, and said loudly, "I said, why don't you boil medicine where you live...... So you're a chemical weapon...... He hit me first, and then he almost smoked me to death......"
"It'...... Why is this happening, in fact, I didn't expect ......" Zhang Yu said embarrassedly again.
"You boiled your own medicine, you didn't expect it yourself......" Ni Ni gritted her teeth with hatred, and she didn't know when the smell at home would be cleaned up, and whether there would be any residue in the future. She said angrily again: "You have also taken the medicine now, is the internal injury also healed?" ”
Zhang Yu was a little nervous, did he want to let himself help calculate something, but his current strength, it might be okay to put a feng shui on it, as for fortune telling, it was nonsense at all. He stubbornly said, "If you want to be cured, you have to take all those medicines...... But you can't eat so much at one time, you need to eat slowly......"